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Vivian has been taking on too much at work and in her personal life. Eventually, the pressure is too much and she has a panic attack. As she has done many times for him, Five is there to help her through it.
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- Part 16 of Five and Vivian One-Shots
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You had always had eyes for Five, but you had kept your relationship friendly and professional. When you and he are sent to investigate a possible conspiracy within the CIA, involving the unauthorized use of a top secret interrogation weapon... you may not be able to keep your true feelings to yourself anymore
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You and Five: A Sex Pollen Story
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Five just wants to prepare a nice, holiday meal for his entire family. Something he has been wishing for since his lonely days in the apocalypse. But when things go wrong, because of course they do, Five sees how much his wife and siblings care about him.
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- Part 15 of Five and Vivian One-Shots
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Five is no longer employed as your bodyguard, but he is constantly watching for any signs of danger around you. When you become a targeted woman again, Five is forced to make a deal he thought he would never have to make again. How much is he willing to risk for your safety? The answer: everything.
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- Part 2 of The Bodyguard
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You and Five are neighbors and friends. Best friends. That abruptly changes when Five catches you undressing in front of your window one night. He soon finds it's a slippery slope from a little harmless voyeurism to becoming an outright weirdo. The question is: do you mind?
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Five had his chance, but he couldn't give you want you wanted, which was more than just meaningless sex. You weren't going to wait around for him forever, so you decided to preserve your dignity and leave him alone. But Five soon realized that he didn't like being ignored by you. He didn't like it one bit.
Part Two of Don't Stand So Close To Me
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- Part 2 of Don't Stand So Close
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Five and Vivian's journey through the trials and tribulations of pregnancy
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- Part 14 of Five and Vivian One-Shots
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Five is hired to protect you, a professional ballet dancer, from an obsessive stalker. As the threat from the stalker escalates, Five must navigate his growing feelings for you while keeping you safe
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- Part 1 of The Bodyguard
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After a naughty ride on the time-traveling subway, Five takes you to a place called Max's, where the special of the day is you. But Five doesn't share. Even with himself.
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Four years after Reginald's reset of the universe, Five still cannot rest. Working with Diego for the CIA, he is convinced the new world is a simulation designed and controlled by their former father, and he devotes his entire life to gathering the evidence. When an inexplicable force leads Five directly to you, the two of you become bonded in a way you never thought possible.
Unfortunately, your bond may be the beginning of the end.Now Five has a new mission: save your love and save the world
*A Season 3/Season 4 mash-up AU*
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It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year by Bad_Kitty
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
16 Dec 2024
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A life with Five Hargreeves is always full of fun surprises but bring on the holidays and watch out.
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You and Five have been trying to start a family together, but so far no luck. You have definitely been having a lot of fun trying, though. When Diego asks Five to play Santa for his and Lila's kids, it leads to an unexpected, but very sexy Christmas Eve surprise.
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Five finds friendship, love, and the family he never knew he needed when he meets you and your young daughter
*The first chapter can be read as a G rated one-shot*
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When Five accidentally stumbles into an art class with an attractive nude model, things take a turn from awkward embarrassment to hot and steamy when she asks him out on a date. Five may be inexperienced at times, but he knows how to deliver when it counts, and this is no exception. Unlocking a certain linguistic kink gives Five the ego boost he needs to rock her world like the man in charge he always is.
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Five has always hated Halloween, but when he takes his young son trick-or-treating, he realizes this is just another part of his role as a dad and husband that he loves. Especially when his wife gives him an extra special treat at the end of the night.
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- Part 13 of Five and Vivian One-Shots
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All Five wants to do is rest. But when yet another apocalypse threatens to doom them all, he doesn't have that luxury. This time, the only solution for the Hargreeves to try and save the world is to unite Five with another, alternate version of himself.
Five starts to spiral when he is faced with the alternate life that he could have had, if only he hadn't gone and ruined everything. But maybe, just maybe, there's still time for him to obtain the happy ending he deserves.
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Forced Confinement: Friends To Enemies To Lovers by Bad_Kitty
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
27 Sep 2024
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You and Five used to be friends. That is, until he got you stuck in the endless cycle of time traveling trains and no way home. Now he is the last person you want to be stuck with at the end of the world. But, after months of resentment and bickering, you and Five finally work out your differences in a very satisfying way
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You can't stand one more second of being trapped in the Strawberry House From Hell with the world's biggest jerk
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Five was doing his best to resist you. You were too young for him. Too eager. But when he decided to try and scare you straight, he got a little more than he bargained for. That's when he realized maybe he wasn't as morally strong as he thought he was.
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- Part 1 of Don't Stand So Close
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It was another lonely night for all the Fives at Max's delicatessen, until an unexpected train pulled into the station.
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It's been almost seven years since Five and Lila have been stuck in the subway. When Lila has a sudden realization of how much time has passed away from her family, she suffers a major breakdown. Five comforts her in the only way he knows how: a mixture of sweetness, honesty, and his usual snark and attitude.
Five and Lila will always be the greatest of frenemies and nothing more. You cannot convince me otherwise!