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    Sirius: try to sound more enthusiastic

    Unknown Number: I’LL MISS YOU SOOOOO BAD. PLEASE HURRY BACK MY HEART IS ACHING WITHOUT YOU ALREADY
    Unknown Number: Better?

    Sirius: i just blushed
    Sirius: much better..

    Unknown Number: I didn’t mean it. Don’t flatter yourself.

    Sirius: fuck You

    - - -

    While on a weekend away with his friends, Sirius Black accidently texts the wrong number.

    The number belonging to famous actor, Remus Lupin.

    When Sirius is invited by an old school friend to attend a cast party for a TV show Remus is in, will Remus continue to keep his identity a secret?

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    22 Jun 2025

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    Ten years ago, Remus broke the heart of his best friend. Just before that friend became world-renowned pop icon, Sirius Black. Now, his other best friends are having a baby, and they've named both Remus and Sirius the godfather of their unborn child as some convoluted plot to get them back together. They pretend it doesn't work while simultaneously, and secretly, finding their way back to one another.

    FUN TROPES FEATURED IN THIS FIC!!
    - describing flavors of chocolate in an excessively sexual manner
    - philosophical discussion of why Hozier is love-making music
    - an appreciation of thighs and the way they stretch tattered denim
    - cigarettes: terrible but what a fucking visual image
    - crashing a golf cart and nearly killing all your friends at once
    - Regulus Black and the art of affectionate insults
    - autobiographical clause about sobbing to Don Henley in the car
    - PREMATURE GREY HAIR: YES, THEY'RE 28/29, I KNOW

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    11 Apr 2025

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    UNDER REVISION (Chapter 1-7 done) AND REOPENED AFTER ABANDONMENT!

    Remus Lupin is a 27 year old junior-associate at lawfirm Slughorn & Fortescue. For three years, his hard work and dedication have gone unnoticed. He lives in a shabby flat, with mountains of student loans, and has already accepted his fate of being stuck in his little cubicle forever when senior partner, and court-room legend, Kingsley Shacklebolt calls him up to his office. Remus then meets his secretary: Sirius Black, the embodiment of beauty and grace, and from that moment on his life changes. He gets to work with the big-shots, and prove his worth as a lawyer. Regardless of how much his disapproval of work-place relationships, too handsome men may be (and himself) may be, he can't help but fall for his boss' secretary.

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    25 Mar 2025

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    I've found silence is best enjoyed with an open heart beating next to you
    But for now be my darling and whisper your words to the rolling moon;
    Rolling moon

     

    ***

    “You came looking for me?” Sirius asked quietly after a moment

    “Mhm," kiss, "it’s cold – wanted my new favorite space heater to keep me warm.”

    Sirius snorted and pulled away to look at Remus. “If either of us is the space heater it might be the one of us who runs so warm he wears shorts even in winter…”

    Remus smiled, amused. “Are you calling me hot?”

    ***

    When James Potter inherits his father’s game reserve in South Africa and spends a few months there learning the ropes of the business, of course Sirius has to follow him. He owes it to him to support him while he navigates his grief and the overwhelming task of managing a game and nature reserve bigger than some small countries. But in Africa, Sirius finds more than just a way to give back to his best mate until they make their way back home to Britain. Instead, he finds Remus, a tall, tanned and grumpy ranger who's crispy exterior hides a heart of shy, mushy gold who might make him question where his home really is.

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    15 Mar 2025

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    Remus is a PhD student and hobbyist baker who finds himself adrift following his father’s death. On a whim, he enters the Great British Bake Off and is swept up in a flurry of curdled custard, shrunken souffle, and under-proved dough. Remus expects to be challenged and to embarrass himself on public television. What he doesn’t account for are the friendships he develops with the other contestants and the deep connection he forms with his teenage crush, Sirius Black: charming ex-boy band member and Bake Off presenter.

    or,

    Sirius groans, dropping his head back into his hands. “It’s the dough,” he mumbles into the skin of his palms. “It’s the kneading. It’s his hands. They’re obscene.”

    Lily laughs. “They are a bit, aren’t they?”

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    13 Mar 2025

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