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You're Gonna Kill Me (Kiss It Like That) by eternalsunflowers (sunwrite)
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
09 Jun 2026
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“That’s it, huh? Hopin’ one of them will throw themselves at you? Be a nice little hole to fuck after gettin’ off stage?” Steve growls, fingers tightening in Eddie’s hair.
Every sense of bravado Eddie may have had vanishes. His whole resolve shatters immediately.
“Fuck. No – no, I, god, Stevie, fuck–”
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can't start a fire without a spark by judasofsuburbia for steddieas_shegoes
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
07 Jan 2024
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Having Eddie’s body heat beside him helped a little bit but certainly not enough. He bites back on his molars to keep his jaw from chattering which makes his head hurt and he wishes there was some water so he could take a pain killer and he wishes Eddie wasn’t here and he wishes he was in his own bed and he wishes he never agreed to get off the mountain with Eddie even if it meant sleeping on resort couches all weekend or even worse, getting swept up in an avalanche just suffocating under the cold, cold, cold‒
“Will you just come here?” Eddie whispers.
or: ex-friends with benefits steve and eddie get caught up in a blizzard, forcing them to be alone for the first time since they broke things off. the snow is not the only thing that's falling hard.
Bookmarked by TheBottomEddieAppreciationSociety (Batty_The_Jester)
01 May 2026
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give me a call if you ever get desperate, i'll be like one of your girls by NotesAppWitch
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
14 Jul 2024
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“Uh-uh, don’t deflect." Robin scolds him. "You’re going to shoot your shot.”
Steve snorts so hard it hurts. “That would be creepy and unprofessional. And I sort of kind of did.”
Robin lets her jaw drop dramatically before making grabby hands at his phone. “You have to let me see. What did you say, ‘Hey remember when you gave me a lap dance for a music video, let’s do it again sometime?’”
“Ugh, god, when you say it like that, I regret sending him anything at all.” Steve holds his phone over his head to keep it out of Robin’s arms reach. “All I said was,—oh, he. He responded.”
Steve: hey, you are killing it on ur tour, seems like so much fun. wishing u the best!💙
Eddie: thats smth an estranged ex would say
Eddie: you have to fuck me at least once before u get to text me like thatRobin has tucked herself under his chin to see his DMs. “Oh my god, Steve.”
“I didn’t think he would see it,” Steve says dumbly, staring at the screen.
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The Adventures of Eddie Munson, Cheerleader by bookworm1805
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
24 Sep 2022
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Hawkins Indiana, January 1985
The moment the basketball players walked into the gym, all hell broke loose.
Curses were spat. Teenagers whispered in scandalized tones as their nikes squeaked over the polished wood floor. Prayers were chanted. Somewhere across town, a baby probably cried.
Eddie Munson grinned.
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Eddie borrows Chrissy Cunningham’s spare cheerleading uniform as a prank. The ensuing chaos tips his entire world on its head, for the better.
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- Part 1 of The Jock and the Cheerleader
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- 26,082
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- 2/2
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06 Mar 2026
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sweet satisfaction (to soothe my soul) by svalinnside (swishyclang) for MysteriousMidnight
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
04 Mar 2026
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"Eddie Munson you are so full of shit!" Ronnie shrieks, and he can't tell if she's mad or just, y'know, insane. "No fucking way did you finally run into your scentmate in Hawkins of all places!"
in which it's 1996, and retired rockstar Eddie Munson buys the Creel House
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- English
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- 6/6
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04 Mar 2026
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Eddie Munson vs. the Home Ec Final Project by bottlerocket32557038
Fandom Stranger Things (TV 2016)
30 Jun 2023
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27 Feb 2026
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Steve Harrington dreamed of having six kids someday. Life gave him six cats instead.
Eddie Munson just wanted some extra cash. Neither of them got what they asked for…but maybe that’s not too bad."oh! almost forgot, read this! It's very important and will save your life.Trust me."
Eddie looked down, Robin handed him a booklet.
Not just a piece of paper with the most important informations, no
A fully laminated, color-coded booklet.
On the front, in neat handwriting:STEVE'S HOUSE CAT MANUAL
Version 6.0There were lists.
There were doodles.
There was a color-coded digestion chart.
Oh my god, Eddie thought. He’s a control freak.
Robin clapped once. “Great! "Good luck!”
The door slammed shut behind her.
Eddie stood there.
Six cats stared back.Or: Eddie becomes the cat sitter for Steve’s six little Nuggets and chaos, doodles, and feelings follow
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24 Feb 2026
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Stranger Things have happened by KayleeofCamelot for starthecozy
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
24 Feb 2026
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Elementary school teacher Steve deals with his lackluster love life and his rascal group of kids, including his "adopted" brother Dustin.
Successful writer Eddie moves back to Hawkins to rekindle his creativity for his new trilogy, bringing with him a scent of petrichor and bergamot.
The very same scent Steve had noticed nearly fifteen years ago and never stopped thinking about.What if these two acquainted schoolmates run into each other and decide to catch up on their lives?
A story about reconnecting with the past, overcoming present obstacles and working towards a new future - together.
Written for the Steddie Winter Exchange
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- English
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- 6/6
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24 Feb 2026
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Steve and Robin have a monthly tradition: they each write a location in their "Destiny Pickle Jar" and visit wherever they draw. But when Robin's messy handwriting leads Steve to The Blue Lagoon—a decidedly not tiki bar—he walks into an underground club full of drag queens, strippers, and enough leather to stock a store.
The last thing he expects is to see Eddie Munson on stage, working a pole in an outfit that rewires Steve's entire brain.
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09 Feb 2026
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After his split from Tommy and Carol, and his very public fall from grace, Steve reluctantly agreed to go to his senior prom fully expecting humiliation.
And he couldn't have been more right.
Between misunderstanding what the prom committee meant by “costume ball” and playing third wheel to Nancy and Jonathan—a familiar role these days—Steve was ready to go home early and spend the remaining weeks of his high school career with his head down and what little dignity he had left intact.
But everything changed when he spotted someone else who had taken the word costume a little too literally.
He couldn't tell who his mystery date was beneath the wrappings of her mask, but her big brown eyes and wild curly hair were enough to pull him in, and one touch of her hand was all it took for him to fall hard.
They danced. They kissed. Then she was gone, and the only hope he had of finding her again was the chunky silver ring she'd left behind.
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- English
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- 35,222
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- 6/6
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23 Jan 2026
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When Captain Harrington's crew mutinied against him, they took everything and left him to drown in the uncaring ocean. But a curious merman has other plans for the beautiful "star-skinned human" he stumbled across.
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- Part 4 of Mermay
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- English
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- 5,103
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- 1/1
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20 Jan 2026
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In the wake of the party's triumph against Vecna, sleep paralysis demon Eddie Munson has some words for Steve.
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- English
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- 12,288
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- 2/2
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- 245
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20 Jan 2026
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The “All Care” Companion by steddiehands86 (Steddiehands86), WynnaPendragon (Steddiehands86)
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
17 Jan 2026
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Steve finds out he qualifies for an emotional support companion, which is great! Double great that he can order them online, and get it delivered to his house! What luck right?
He soon finds out that he had made a grave, and GREAT BIG error (kind of?), all because he didn’t wear his glasses.
Or did he??
TLDR: catboy!Eddie au that nobody asked for :3
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17 Jan 2026
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He lifts the shaker, snapping his wrist so the ice rattles sharp and loud over his shoulder. The cold metal bites into his palm. "So, what's your name, newbie?"
"Steve." Eddie strains the cocktail into a waiting glass, the liquid settling smooth and pale. He slides it across the bar. Steve watches it like it might detonate, fingers hovering before he finally wraps them around the glass. "Yours?"
"Eddie." He taps the bar once, twice, then leans forward against it, the edge pressing into his hips.
"And just so you know, Steve, if you're gonna order drinks with names like that, you gotta own it. Look 'em dead in the eye. Show no fear. We prey on weakness round here." He smiles, slow and crooked, enjoying the way Steve's shoulders tense and relax all at once.OR: I got sad that Eddie never got to see Steve in his S5 epilogue outfit and his stupid corduroy jacket so I made them fuck about it
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09 Jan 2026
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“What the fuck?” Steve blurts. Again. He's starting to lose count of how often it's been. “Who do you even think you are, you fucking weirdo?”
The guy cocks his head in confusion, but only for a second. Then, that infuriating grin slips back on. He's handsome, in a dangerous and rugged way, with his wild hair and bruised lip.
“Apologies, he rumbles. “Where are my manners?”
And then, without getting up off the ground, he reaches out and takes Steve’s hand in his. Steve watches, heart in his throat and eyes wide with confusion, how the guy bends into a dramatic bow and reverently kisses his own blood off his raw knuckles.
“The name is Edward. King Edward of the Woodland Mountains. Also oh-so-aptly known as Edward the Banished, though my friends just call me Eddie. And you, my dear …”
He looks up, all glinting eyes under dark lashes and Steve needs to swallow against the lump clogging his throat.
“You're going to be the one who saves me.”
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Or: A story about a reluctant hero, a cursed king, and a love that transcends space, time, and maybe even death itself.
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- 15/15
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01 Jan 2026
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Eddie Munson lives an exhausting life in the city, working a dead-end job that barely keeps his bills paid. When his uncle Wayne dies unexpectedly, Eddie suddenly finds himself in the possession of the deed to Forest Hills Farm, Wayne's pride and joy and his life's work.
Eddie decides to leave his miserable life and move out to the small town of Hawkins so he can take on the farm. Upon arriving there, he is faced with a mess of a property and a whole host of townsfolk eager to meet him. Except for the one supermarket in town who's manager immediately marks Eddie as an enemy.
Struggling with his grief over the loss of his uncle, as well as his own sense of inadequacy as he is faced with running an entire farm, Eddie finds himself adrift and uncertain about how to keep Wayne's memory alive. Luckily for him, a handsome man from the town, Steve Harrington, seems fully intent on helping Eddie find his footing in this strange new life of his.
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A Steddie Stardew Valley AU
- Language:
- English
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- 55,562
- Chapters:
- 7/7
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Bookmarked by Batty_The_Jester
13 Nov 2025
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There's a new restaurant across from Eddie's game store - and that is just his newest problem.
Hot cuisine or whatever it's called isn't something he thought he needed in his life. He's more of a greasy cheeseburgers, cigarettes and dry cereal kinda guy. All things considered, the hip new place with its fancy food and its thriving social media account should stand for everything he hates.
Except the owner is making it really hard - pun intended.
Because Steve isn't a superficial, capitalist asshole. He's a nice guy with beautiful hair and great hands and a quirky sense of humor and great hands and a fantastic ass, and did Eddie mention the hands? For some reason, he can't stop staring at them, which is very unfortunate - especially since Steve seems to have made it his mission to introduce him to a more varied diet, and Eddie is developing some extremely inappropriate feelings related to food and cooking here.
Between burst pipes, DnD campaigns, annoying influencers, and the shiny new mall project that is threatening their neighborhood, it's all a lot to deal with, but he guesses he'll just have to suck it up - pun, again, very much intended.
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- Part 1 of Kiss the Cook
- Language:
- English
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- 45,910
- Chapters:
- 7/7
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- 450
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- 104
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- 7,914
Bookmarked by Batty_The_Jester
29 Oct 2025
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Addams Family B-Side by Library_of_Gage
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016), Addams Family - All Media Types
11 Aug 2025
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After getting expelled from private school (again), Debbie and Fester decide to enroll Steve in public school with his cousin, Pubert.
Poor Eddie had no clue what was gonna hit him
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- Part 8 of Addams Family Steddie
- Part 1 of Steve Deserves Good Parents, Actually
- Language:
- English
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- 15,735
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- 7/?
- Comments:
- 196
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- 1,725
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16 Oct 2025
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This summer they were eighteen, part of the graduating class of 1999, on the brink of college, and finally old enough to be hired as full fledged counselors with paychecks and days off and everything.
Not that it paid much, but Steve wasn’t in it for the money. He was in it for the love of the place. Sunset Lake Camp had become a second home to him over the last decade of his life, his real home, and the people there like family.
Robin was mainly in it for Steve, excited at the prospect of getting to spend the entire Summer with him for once instead of the single session, two short weeks, she was used to—all her folks had been able to afford each year growing up.
It was poised to be the best summer of Steve’s life.
Then he met Eddie.
Update June 2026: Not abandoned just taking a break to recharge my writer batteries!
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24 Sep 2025
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Almost Like Fate (or Something) by Arbeds Ghost (GhostDeb) for strgshazam
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
03 Aug 2025
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“I have a look?”
“Yep,” Steve says as he sips his drink, “you do. It’s the ‘how do I act normal around this guy now’ look.”
“Okay, well. First off, I did not google you.”
Steve raises his eyebrows and cocks his head in disbelief.
“What? I didn’t!” Eddie exclaims, feigning indignation as he takes another sip from his ginger ale. “My best friend did and then she texted me,” he mumbles, smirking into his glass.
“I’m sorry, what was that?” Steve needles. “Didn’t quite catch that last bit.”
Eddie sighs, rolling his eyes. “I said my best friend did the googling and then sent me the results. So no, I truly did not actually google you. Besides, it’s awfully presumptuous of you to think that my uneasiness is related to anything other than my crippling fear of flying. Or maybe I just think you’re pretty. But in any case, nope. Did not google you.”
“Ah. Okay, I see. Makes complete sense,” Steve pauses as Katie sets their meal trays down on their tray tables. “So, you think I’m pretty, is that what I’m hearing?”
“Oh shut up. You know you are,” Eddie scoffs.
- Language:
- English
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- 10,237
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- 1/1
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- 359
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Bookmarked by Batty_The_Jester
03 Aug 2025