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Sasuke engages in some kidnapping. (There's also poetry involved.)
SNS, canonverse, one shot. Complete! Posted for Naruto's birthday :)
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01 Nov 2025
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Like an ouroboros, a snake devouring its own tail, this, too, means eternity.
Or, "He says we are engaged to each other, you moron."
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31 Oct 2025
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Kakashi's got a secret. He's managed to keep it hidden since he was a child, with only the Hokage really aware of his weakness. But Tsunade's fed up with him, and is giving him a short amount of time to figure himself out. It's now or never.
He knows he can't do this alone anymore. He's ready to ask for help, but now the problem is the only person he trusts to help him is Umino Iruka, and Iruka openly does not like Kakashi one bit.
Oh, and he's also in love with Iruka, just to make things worse.
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30 Oct 2025
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“Iruka fell asleep in my bed,” Naruto complains. “But I wasn’t tired.”
“Oh?” Kakashi asks. This wouldn’t be the first time that Iruka has gone in for a bedtime story and come stumbling out an hour or two later, rubbing sleep from his eyes. Kakashi doesn’t know how he manages it; Naruto is not a peaceful sleeper by any stretch of the imagination.
“The poor guy was really tuckered out,” Naruto says, a perfect imitation of Iruka, and Kakashi doesn’t bother hiding his smile. He’d probably mind Naruto having a favourite parent more if Iruka wasn’t his favourite, too.
(or: Iruka's longer-than-usual work hours are making him exhausted and cranky, so Naruto and Kakashi assign themselves the important mission of getting him to take some time off. Predictably, it goes a little sideways.)
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30 Oct 2025
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That’s a fucking kid, is the first thing that Iruka thinks.
That’s the fucking jinchuriki, is the second.
The first thought comes back, even stronger, overwhelming him with outrage, with fury, with a sick sort of disgust, and now it comes out as a shouted,
“That’s a fucking kid.”
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26 Oct 2025
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“Iruka, how would you feel about taking on a solo mission for me?” Sandaime asked.
Thrown by the change of topic, Iruka blinked at him.
“What do you want me to do?” he asked.
“Befriend Hound.”
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15 Oct 2025
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Nothing's been the same since Shikadai was born, and the frustration is building up in Temari, and she doesn't always know the best ways to deal with her feelings.
Who knew Lee was accidentally good at giving relationship advice?
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- Part 8 of The Nara Family
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13 Oct 2025
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She can take on anything. But this is something she doesn't know how to handle, and that scares her.
Because she knows how wrong it can go.
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- Part 7 of The Nara Family
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13 Oct 2025
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"What do you mean your father never hugged you?"
"That about sums it up, honestly."
"What else did you miss out on?"
In which Shikamaru's latest quest is filling the gaps in Temari's empty childhood - and being ridiculed for it. Having a family can be troublesome.
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- Part 11 of The Nara Family
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13 Oct 2025
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Baby Animals, Weddings, And Other Things Not Normally Associated With Uchiha Sasuke by prettypriestess for sirona
Fandoms: Naruto
25 Apr 2012
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In which Konoha needs to upgrade their plumbing to be more resistant. (Or, the one where Sasuke and Naruto get genin and maybe someone buys a house.)
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12 Oct 2025
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Exasperated with the ever-increasing number of well-meaning but annoying busybodies who seem to think he needs a man in his life, Iruka finally breaks down and asks Kakashi to be his fake-boyfriend in order to keep the wannabe-matchmakers off his back.
The only problem is, Kakashi turns out to be a much better boyfriend than Iruka anticipated.
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09 Oct 2025
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“Naruto is a person with a name,” Iruka snapped, already way past the limit of his patience for the day. Funny, how he could spend all day with small children, but a single council meeting wore him down to the bone. “Use it.”
“Hmm.”
For a long second, Iruka thought that he was about to die. And then Hatake’s eye curled in a friendly crinkle, an approximation of a smile.
“You’ll do,” Hatake said.*** 5 times Kakashi & Iruka tried to be a normal family for Naruto + 1 time they were a full on ninja family ***
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04 Oct 2025
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Like The World Has Never Held A Man by FlowerCitti
Fandoms: Trigun (Anime & Manga 1995-2008), Trigun Stampede (Anime 2023)
14 May 2023
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He hates when he gets like this.
When the vials make him feel more like an animal than a person, when they leave his skin sizzling and overheated. He’s exhausted, his hands shaking as he pays for their room, a hiss caught in the cavity of his aching chest.
(Or, Vash takes care of Wolfwood.)
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28 Sep 2025
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did you get enough love (my little dove) by FlowerCitti for secondofjune
Fandoms: Trigun (Anime & Manga), Trigun Stampede (Anime 2023)
02 Feb 2023
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He’s glad his sunglasses are still on, because there’s a persistent sting to his eyes that makes his heart race. When was the last time he cried? He can’t remember anymore.
(Or, Wolfwood has more of a reaction to Vash being alive than he thought he would.)
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27 Sep 2025
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touch me like nobody else does (lovely) by FlowerCitti for osy
Fandoms: Trigun (Anime & Manga 1995-2008), Trigun Stampede (Anime 2023)
03 Apr 2023
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“God, Spikey. How long has it been since you’ve taken care of these?” The hand on his nape pets over his hair, the other resuming its reverent preening, tucking feathers back into place with a gentleness that makes him ache.
He whimpers and buries his head into the side of Nicholas’s throat, tears building in his eyes again. He presses closer to him, shifting until he can get his legs around Wolfwood’s waist, ankles locking behind his back.
(Or, Vash hates his wings. Wolfwood doesn’t.)
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27 Sep 2025
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that constant sting we call love by FlowerCitti
Fandoms: Trigun (Anime & Manga), Trigun Stampede (Anime 2023)
10 Jan 2023
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He cares about Vash.
It’s not a revelation. There’s no epiphany, nor sudden realization. He thinks he’s known that for a long time now. It’s not a surprise, and he can’t trick himself into thinking it is.
(Or, Vash gets hurt again and Wolfwood has had enough.)
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27 Sep 2025
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“Long story short, your kid is too damn smart," Buck began. "Seriously, Eddie, maybe you need to pull him out of that fancy school and send him back to public school. Dumb him down a bit so he’s easier to handle.”
Buck’s words became so tangled in his anxiety that he couldn’t really process what he was saying. “What the hell are you talking about? Is Chris okay? Is he in trouble?”
“He’s fine. Safe and sound, happy as a clam, but I’d say he is definitely in trouble.”
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In which Eddie's parents hate Buck, and Christopher is too damn clever.
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18 Sep 2025
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Buck doesn’t think that if he were to say, “I’m in a bad place”, that anyone would turn him away. Really, he doesn’t. The 118 has too many good, kind people for that.
But every time he wants to open his mouth, to say something, to reach out to Eddie or Bobby or Hen or Chim, he hears Eddie yelling, “you’re exhausting.”
—you’re exhausting, you’re exhausting, you’re exhausting—
So each day he does his job and he laughs and he jokes and he pretends he’s the care-free goofball he’s always been. And each day he packs away his bruises and his worries, takes them home to his empty loft with its quiet rooms, and licks his wounds in silence.
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18 Sep 2025
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Meeting You for the First Time (Again) by therunawaypen
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
29 Jan 2014
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In the aftermath of the Battle of the Five Armies, Thorin required extensive medical care. Even after it was declared he would live, he was given a powerful tonic to dull the pain.
Bilbo arrives to see if Thorin still hates him, or if his betrothed still loves him.
But a drugged Thorin doesn't know who Bilbo is. Only that he's the most beautiful thing he's ever seen.
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17 Sep 2025
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There's a certain point where you can no longer ask someone what their name is. Thorin isn't sure exactly when that point is, but he knows that it's probably some time before the person in question saves your life. On the far side of the Misty Mountains, Thorin realizes that he never quite caught the first part of Mr. Baggins' name, and he finds that it's astonishingly harder to learn than he would have thought. Fili, Kili, and Dwalin are no help whatsoever.
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17 Sep 2025