Begonefoulthing
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August 1924. Edward Teach is Harlington's most notorious gangster. Stede Bonnet is your everyday florist.
Ed knows he shouldn't be around Stede, especially after what he did--and not to mention the people looking for him--but what would you do if you finally met someone who doesn't know who you are? Isn't scared of you? Can show you a life that's so different from the one you're tired of living?
You take them out for a night on the town, and everything you know about who you are and what you're capable of comes crashing down.
And--you fall in love, even after the most unfortunate of circumstances.
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“This luck is a gift,” she told him once, right in front of her fireplace as she sewed up the hole in grandpa’s pants that just kept ripping. “This luck brought me here, and it brought me your momma. And, it brought me you.”
“But what is it?” he’d asked in turn.
“It’s a feeling. You know it in your heart, and your heart finds what it’s looking for.” She kissed his temple. “What you are looking for.”
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Twenty-two-year-old Edward Teach treks through miles of snow in search of a village for food, but the pull in his chest guides him somewhere else entirely: a tower in the woods.
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Now sixty-one year old Stede Bonnet takes his grandchildren, Andy and Madison, over the hill and through the valley to pick wildflowers for the love of his life and the kids’ Papa, Edward Teach. He shares stories with them; the story of how they met, the first time he gave Ed a handpicked bouquet, and some of the fun they had in their youth.
Stede may not be able to make up for the time lost with his own children, but for his grandkids? He’s determined to be the best he can be.
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Ed, Stede, Lucius, Jim, and Olu met three years ago in an online business class, and they've all kept in touch ever since on a messaging app called Ocean Chat.
While Ed and Stede navigate their relationship, Jim and Olu's LGBTQIA+ youth center, Our Flag Means Everything, begins taking heat from a local church group. Crowds round up to protest the center, but when the team bands together to protect it, the protesters have no idea what they're in for.
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Will swipes his tongue over his lips, savoring the taste of his prey's blood again as if it were the first drop. His eyes slip closed on a moan as he revels in it, unashamed of his lewd response because how could he possibly care when he's in a state of such unrestrained ecstasy? Hannibal is just a scant inch away when he cracks them open again. Without a single thought into it, Will surges forward, crushing their lips together with enough force to split them open.
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Will experiences his first feed and they have three rounds of hot vampire sex with little to no plot.
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“Which do you think makes you feel most loved?”
Eddie thought for a long moment. Too long, maybe. Then he shrugged, “Honestly, Buck? I have no idea.”
Buck’s brows pinched up. “What do you mean? When have you felt the most loved?”
“Don’t make a big thing of this, Buck. Promise?”
Buck made a show of crossing his heart, brows still raised curiously.
“I’m not sure I’ve ever… really felt loved in a relationship? I’m not convinced that I know what makes me feel loved…”
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After finding out that Eddie doesn't know what his love language is, Buck sets about finding out for him. He begins a five week experiment, one for each love language, to figure out which will make Eddie feel the most loved.
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15 Sep 2025
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"This is a private spot."
The blond kid’s defensiveness immediately hardened into a sneer. He visibly straightened up, puffing out his chest in a subtle shift that made him seem even taller, a clear display of masculine posturing. "Oh, yeah? Didn't see your name on it. Is this your rock? Your blade of grass? Did you pee on the trees to mark your territory?"
The sarcasm grated on Eddie's last nerve. "Some of us come here for peace and quiet. Not to listen to... whatever that noise was."
"It's called music," the kid shot back, his voice dripping with condescension. He took a deliberate step forward, closing the distance between them and invading Eddie's personal space. It was a clear challenge. "You should try it sometime. Might loosen you up." He smirked. "Or is that against the rules in your special, secret clubhouse?"
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The Buckleys move to El Paso along with a 17-year-old Buck. Buck meets Eddie and it's hate from the first sight. Shenanigans ensue.Series
- Part 1 of Places Where You Loved Me
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10 Sep 2025
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The finality of it, the cold, hard fact of what they had done, was beginning to settle in Buck’s bones like a deep, unshakable chill. This was it. This was the escape. The grand, desperate plan he had cooked up in the dead of night, the only lifeline he could find that didn’t involve them being torn apart. He’d sold it to Eddie as a future—a paycheck, a roof over their heads, a guarantee that they would stay together. He’d believed it. He’d had to.
But sitting here, on this government-issue bus hurtling toward a future he couldn’t even begin to imagine, all he could feel was the crushing weight of his own bravado. He had led them here. He had pushed the door open. If this was a mistake—the biggest, most catastrophic mistake of their young lives—it was his.
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Buck and Eddie join the Army and are sent to Afghanistan.Series
- Part 2 of Places Where You Loved Me
Bookmarked by Begonefoulthing
10 Sep 2025
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When they first meet, Stede Bonnet, cravat influencer, finds Edward Teach, the new Earl of Blackthorn, to be an ill-mannered boor. Drawn to the man in spite of himself, Stede finds himself agreeing to help Blackthorn make over his wardrobe.
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A Regency AU
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Bookmarked by Begonefoulthing
03 Sep 2025
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Buck and Eddie are in New York after visiting the Buckleys. Lots of smut. (Like, this is probably the hottest thing I've ever written.)
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- Part 1 of New York and Beyond
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14 Aug 2025