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It was so much better having an intimate partner who knew you better than anyone.
Which is why Valentino decided to go for his best friend.
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23 Nov 2025
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“Just—how can you be so relaxed?” Kaelix questions instead, favouring a change of subject. He gives Wilson a long, suffering look. He doesn’t need to know that he’s hit the nail right on the head—he’s done a surprising amount of it today.
“I mean… happens all the time,” Wilson replies breezily like it’s nothing, “The door’s faulty. What do you expect from an out-of-order?”
Kaelix raises his brow, arms crossed. “Then how do you get out?”
“I'll just stay here until someone comes by. Accidents happen, y’know?”
Clearly, Kaelix muses, this has happened one too many times for it to be considered an accident.
“Just like that tent in your pants.”
Or: Kaelix and Wilson are trapped in the men’s restroom... except that one of them has a problem that shouldn’t be said out loud—or perceived, for that matter.
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24 Nov 2025
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BDSM (and non-bdsm) kink series with Zeal and Kaelix
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05 Nov 2025
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Didn't they tell us, "Don't rush into things"? by riawritesfics
Fandoms: Nijisanji (Virtual Streamers)
16 May 2025
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It didn’t matter what Kaelix was, what mattered was he was someone Zeal could break.
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05 Nov 2025
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Every night, a charming man stood behind the counter at the livehouse. His gaze mesmerized many into pouring out their secrets into the snake’s grasp. Every night, a cheerful man ensured that everybody at the livehouse was safe. His energy raised the good spirits of all who passed his monitoring.
Zeal and Kaelix were expecting his heat to arrive soon. As friends, this would be their first time doing this so they could reduce time away from work. Afterwards, Zeal would continue to ensnare patrons with his flirting and Kaelix would continue to banter and be teased.
Except things aren’t how most people believe, for only By the Beat knows that Zeal is an omega.
OR Zealix/Zeaka omegaverse but Zeal is the omega and Kaelix is the alpha.
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- Part 1 of Loaf's Omega Zeal
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05 Nov 2025
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(Referencing their Splatoon Splatfest collab)
Kaelix has a thing for voices. Not new. So what was his reaction when he saw Zeal Ginjoka flirting with him on stream? Even worse. He has a crush and wants to get inside his pants.
A story about his unrequited crush?
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He gets a turn mingling with the bartender.
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05 Nov 2025
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the consequences of the 11hr date everything stream by molotovmocktail (nocturne_csharpm)
Fandoms: Nijisanji (Virtual Streamers)
18 Jul 2025
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05 Nov 2025
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Don't ask Kaelix why he was wearing lingerie inside the chapel; ask Zeal Ginjoka instead.
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- Part 36 of VTUBER SHIPS
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05 Nov 2025
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Succeeded by failing? Kaelix Debonair has always wanted to meet the love of his life by chance, fate. But dating apps can be useful, too, right?
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05 Nov 2025
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Live House Love Session by RiyeRose
Fandoms: Virtual Streamer Animated Characters, Nijisanji (Virtual Streamers)
06 Apr 2025
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Freodore and Seible head out early and leave Zeal and Kaelix alone together in the live house. They get up to a little bit of mischief.
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05 Nov 2025
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Kaelix knows exactly what happens when he makes Zeal jealous—and he’s all for it. But being a brat comes with consequences, and there’s no way Zeal’s letting him off easy.
Not when Kaelix is asking for it with every teasing smile.
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- Part 17 of VTUBER SHIPS
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05 Nov 2025
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Guess who forgot to lock the door when trying on his old virgin sweater?
That's right, Kaelix fucking Debonair!
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- Part 23 of VTUBER SHIPS
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05 Nov 2025
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Their fates were sealed once their eyes met at Medusa’s Masquerade.
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05 Nov 2025
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“Mhm. So…what’s up with you tonight? You feeling sick or something? You’ve been squirming a lot.”
'There’s a vibrator up my ass, that’s what’s up.'
But, he could not say the real truth out loud, so he forced a smile, his voice cracking when he spoke.
“I-I’m doing okay. Thanks for your concern, though.”
Or: Flirty patrons are nothing new to Kaelix. But trying to entertain one while Zeal controls a vibrator burried deep inside him from across a room? That's new.
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05 Nov 2025
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The Bouncer's Molotov Mocktail by RiyeRose
Fandoms: Virtual Streamer Animated Characters, Nijisanji (Virtual Streamers)
05 May 2025
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When Kaelix gets slipped a special substance in his drink, Zeal takes care of his precious puppy's needs.
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05 Nov 2025
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As night settled deeper, the livehouse pulsed with life. Outside By The Beat, a line of eager guests wrapped around the block, buzzing with anticipation. Tonight, the bouncer seemed unusually lenient. His break was only minutes away now. He shifted his weight, casting a longing glance at the clock, legs brushing together with idle restlessness. Neon lights shimmered across the glossy bar counter, painting everything in soft glows and sharp reflections. The air was thick—saturated with the scent of sweat, strong liquor, and something sweet that existed faintly. Something unmistakable.
Kaelix knew exactly what he was doing.
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05 Nov 2025
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The Fucking BeanBoozled by JeeNine
Fandoms: Nijisanji (Virtual Streamers), Virtual Streamer Animated Characters
10 Jan 2024
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Idk what I'm doing. I couldn't stop thinking about this and so I wrote this right after their off collab.
It's basically Zali and Vanta (mostly Vanta) getting annoyed at their ex-hitman for asking them to do the BeanBoozled challenge, yet they had to be the one suffering the most.
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The Aphrodisiac Krisis by Jacquipuff
Fandoms: Virtual Streamer Animated Characters, Nijisanji (Virtual Streamers)
22 Nov 2024
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While on a mission, Krisis ends up accidentally getting dosed with an aphrodisiac. I’m sure you can guess where things go from there.
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the dance of the stars on a moonless night by EmjayOhNo (EmjayYehey)
Fandoms: Nijisanji (Virtual Streamers)
23 Mar 2025
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In his right mind, Willerton might've had the sense to push the archmage away. To tell him to stop and get as far away as he could. But he was not in his right mind.
Not at all.
For he was irrevocably human, and humans were nothing but greedy and selfish and vile creatures who were never satisfied, their hunger for more never sated.
But if to be human meant he could have this—have Vox—then so be it. He was the most selfish fucking human in the world, and he didn’t give a damn about it.
Vox needs help and Willerton gives it (and vice versa).
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Warm pine tree-scented air stuck damply to the skin on the back of the young hitman’s neck. He was so excited that the camping trip he and his boyfriends had been crafting well through the winter months was finally here. After Zali meticulously combed through multiple campsites they landed on a quaint little site not far from the main campgrounds. The cabin was cozy, the bed looked cozier…
“... I just couldn’t help but notice there’s only one bed in here,” Wilson spoke shyly. Zali peered over his shoulder and shot a playful glance to the hitman— all the while Wilson’s ears took on a hot dusting of red.
“Ah, I knew this one would be naughty about the bed.” Zali chuckled over to Vanta, ushering the hitman and the tyrant down onto the mattress, standing over them sternly.
“Absolutely no naughty things will occur in this bed after sundown..” Zali smiled threateningly, “I trust we understand why boys… correct?”