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Prompt:
This Hermione is a Scientist.
This Tom is just Notes App.
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Tomione Barbie Fest Prompt:
This Hermione is an Artist
(an art student at a university, taking Advanced Life Drawing this semester.)This Tom is just Smug.
(a smug nude figure model, employed by the university's art department.)Everything will be fine. 🔥
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Tom Riddle has been the Minister for Magic for almost 100 years. When his office receives an alarming threat demanding his removal, Tom is advised to seek assistance from a very unlikely source.
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"How lovely she is to him now, how fervently she dotes on him; it nearly eclipses the hurt she's inflicted in the past.
It’s the life Ron never thought he could have with her. He soaks up every blissful moment during the day…
…and punishes her for it every fucking night."
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A little slice of life with Ron and Hermione!
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“Would you like to assert a command for me to disobey again?”
Tom slides his palms over her waist and draws her in close, so their foreheads press together. “Only if you want to.”
Her pupils grow, warm and engrossed, then flatten back to a standard dilation. “The only thing I want is you.”
Perfect.
She is perfect.
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Tom's robot wife just wants to please him. Unfortunately, that's not the Hermione he fell in love with. He can fix that.- Language:
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08 Aug 2026
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Hermione's never thought of her professor that way, and the feeling is mutual - or so she assumed.
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01 Aug 2026
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An Expedition into Imagination by the Extraordinary and Miraculous Hermie Honks by devdevlin
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Jul 2026
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The housekeeper looked her briefly up and down.
"You're... Hermie Honks, I gather?" she asked tightly.
"How could you tell?" Hermione asked, reaching up to give her own nose two quick squeezes.
Squeak, squeak.
Prompt:
This Hermione is a Clown
Tom is just... a trophy husband.- Language:
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Bookmarked by PhD_in_Horribleness (Birdstatue)
30 Jul 2026
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In the event of a Section 19(5) Emergency, please dial 999 by YCNWTOOM
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Jul 2026
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Bookmarked by PhD_in_Horribleness (Birdstatue)
29 Jul 2026
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Test Subject #1032 was coming along nicely - Doctor Adams had such exciting plans for him.
With slightly more futuristic medicine, modifying a regular guy to turn him into the ultimate sex pet is surprisingly easy.- Language:
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19 Jul 2026