7 Works by BitchHips
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Bruno Week 2025 Drabbles by BitchHips
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
25 Sep 2025
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One drabble for every day of Bruno Week 2025. Each day, a new member joins the gang.
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Tiny Games' Drabbles - BH contributions 💯 by BitchHips, EveryJoLivesandNoJoDies (BitchHips)
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Bleach (Anime & Manga), Hellsing Abridged - Fandom
01 Aug 2025
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Drabbles (exactly 100 words) from the server's monthly Tiny Games (mostly Bruabba but Bleach has made an appearance - and probably will again because BH has a type - those white-haired guys with hearts of gold).
By the way - if you ever notice a typo in one of my fics, please tell me! You can DM me on Twitter @ bitchhips or BitchHips on discord. Thanks!
(by the way - AO3 is counting the image upload as words. I have checked and double-checked these are all 100 words each, despite AO3's off-count by 4.)
FUCK AI. I want the computers to solve problems humans are incapable or unwilling to solve. Not stripmine style and creativity.
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Fake It Until We Make It by BitchHips
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
31 Jul 2025
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This multichap fic explores how Bruno & Leone (and the rest of the gang) deal with Bruno being permamently bodyswapped with Diavolo and the whole world believing he is dead. The first chapter starts sad but I promise by the end of the story (this started as a one-shot idea that has expanded to a 2 shot) they will both be smiling. ;)
Happy Bruabba Week 2025! This hits on the themes of - mistake, moonlight and future. You should join the #bruabbaweek2025 fun, too! Find your SFW prompts here and NSFW prompts here.
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Father's Blessings 🩸 by BitchHips
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
24 Mar 2025
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Dio has survived being impaled in a burning building, getting stabbed with a pluck luck sword, as just a head, sitting under the sea for 100 years - he can handle being burnt in the desert. He wants Stand arrows to finish his fight with the Joestar Family and attain Heaven.
IN OTHER WORDS - Vento Aureo, but Dio turns Bucciarati and Abbacchio into vampires. (Vento Aureo proper starts with chapter 5)
IN OTHER OTHER WORDS - the slowest slow-burn vampire bruabba fix-it fic (coworkers to vampires to lovers)This is the companion to The Second Diary of the Secret Emperor (aka Dio's diary) - rated Teen & Up.
By the way - if you ever notice a typo in one of my fics, please tell me! You can DM me on discord @bitchhips or bluesky. Thanks!
CONTENT WARNING: Dio is a Victorian white dude. He is a man of his time, meaning he uses outdated dickish language to refer to people of other cultures, classes and ways of life. Also, he keeps a diary. If you are offended by something he says/thinks - congratulations. You are a decent, empathetic human. Boys and girls, don't be like Dio.
And, btw, FUCK AI.
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The Second Diary of the Secret Emperor 💚 by Fangstar (BitchHips)
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
15 Dec 2024
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If Dio survived being a head, Dio can certainly survive being burnt in the desert.
He wants to heal. He wants to attain Heaven - but first he wants revenge.
Canonically, his first diary was burned by Jotaro in 1988. It is heavily referenced in Stone Ocean.
[Like all diaries, this is told from the subject's skewed perspective. Just because he is a vampire and a Stand user does not mean he doesn't make mistakes or contradict himself. He has a European white man's Victorian sensibility which means he holds some (detestable) antiquated views on all sorts of non-European, non-male, non-abled, non-Stand-using humans.]
This is the companion to Father's Blessings (a slow-burn, vampy bruabba fix-it fic). Dio's diary is rated Teen and Up. Father's Blessings is rated Explicit for violence and sexual content.
Lastly - if you ever notice a typo in one of my fics, please tell me! You can DM me on Bluesky @ bitchhips or BitchHips on discord. Thanks!
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Februabba Leap Year 🗓️ by BitchHips
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
12 Mar 2024
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Drabbles, scenes and ficlets for the 29 days of Februabba.
- Most are Teen appropriate. Any chapter with blood or genitalia will have a 🫣 in the title.
- DiaBruno only appears in the Trapped drabble.
- There is a story unfolding within the drabbles 1. Bloom, 2. Wither 3. We're both wrong. There will be a concluding chapter too.
- Vampire Bruabba (Father's Blessings AU) appears only in Feeding Each Other (and technically Breaking Point too)
- It is a damn crime that I am the only one using the Mythical Vento Aureo tag on AO3 (for "Rest"). GO READ Hylia808's comics on Instagram. Now! -
Beneath the oaks and ivy 🌳 by EveryJoLivesandNoJoDies (BitchHips)
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
29 May 2023
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Having gotten up the nerve to coyly tell Bucciarati how he feels with a red chrysanthemum, Abbacchio begins to tease the man before they are interrupted.
By the way - if you ever notice a typo in one of my fics, please tell me! You can DM me on Twitter @ elsieroro or BitchHips on discord. Thanks!