Bite_Me_Batman
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- Gotham (TV) (3)
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- Merlin (TV) (1)
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Unexploded Ordnance: an explosive that didn’t detonate when it was supposed to, and is at risk of going off at any point.
5 times Bruce didn't voice his true feelings for Jeremiah and the 1 time he finally did.
Loosely follows the canon events between Bruce and Jeremiah in Season 4 and 5, with a reimagined ending where Jeremiah didn't fall into the ACE Chemicals vat.
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Merlin is attacked by a sorcerer, blasting him with some sort of spell. He doesn’t think the spell had any effect on him, until he begins coughing up flowers. He learns he’s been hit with the "Beddablostma Curse", which causes the victim to die by suffocating on flowers due to their unrequited love. The only cure is a True Love’s Kiss from Arthur, or to lose his memories of Arthur forever.
It’s the Hanahaki Disease trope, but I renamed it and added some twists of my own. Plus it's not a disease, it's a curse.
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On the ACE chemicals platform, Bruce and Jeremiah come to the conclusion that they can be both enemies and lovers.
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Bruce catches Jeremiah before he falls into the ACE Chemicals vat. Jeremiah quietly goes to Arkham after Bruce promises to visit him. During these visits, the two grow close.
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Will and Hannibal survive the fall and head to Iceland where they try to make a life together.
Minor Edits 01/31/2024
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“So let me get this straight,” Arthur said, folding his fingers together as the man in front him awkwardly shifted. “You are under the impression if you win the favor of my servant that you will then win my favor?” he asked and the nobleman shifted again.
“Well, sire,” he said “That is the common consensus among… the chatter.”
“The chatter,” Arthur repeated and his mind flashed to all the kindness Merlin had received from other nobles. Dear God.
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Merlin has all of Camelot (and neighboring kingdoms) wrapped around his finger and Arthur is beginning to resign himself to the fact his servant somehow has more power than he does.
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25 Aug 2026
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Sweetheart. Greg’s brain goes weirdly staticky. There’s someone in the world who calls Sherlock sweetheart.
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19 Aug 2026
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Sherlock takes Rosie to the park.
(Sherlock's in love, Rosie's a yapper, and John is waiting patiently.)
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16 Aug 2026
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After two weeks away, John finally texts Sherlock. He doesn't expect Sherlock to respond. He doesn't expect Sherlock to keep texting him. And he really doesn't expect things to spiral out of control so rapidly.
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06 Aug 2026
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Grace teaches Rocky a new word. It has some…unexpected consequences.
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30 Jul 2026