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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    Sam died. At least, he was supposed to be dead. But Primus had other plans for him.

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    Sam reincarnates into a sparkling and gets raised by a Decepticon-turned-neutral. It goes as well as one would expect.

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    06 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 63

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    The Decepticons had expected their scientists to get along well. However, they did not expect them to get along THAT well..

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    Megatron is cursing every known deity out there, Soundwave is defending his test-solving privileges, Knock Out is going insane, Shockwave is awkward and GLaDOS is just being mean

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    04 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 85

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    In which GLaDOS gets the best surprise ever, Shockwave gets a kick in the pants to solve the ‘whoops the AllSpark exploded and our species is going to die out' issue, and the Oracle Turret keeps being dead-on (but obtuse).

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    04 Mar 2026

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    Primus, in his wisdom, decided that Sentinel's mistake shouldn't haunt the rest of the planet forever. He had already given all of his children their cogs back, but something was missing. There was only one Prime, and that was unnaceptable.

     

    (Title from Gaia Incarnate, by L.G, on All Poetry)

    (If you come from Tumblr, please please don't spoil the rest, this is your only warning.)

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    04 Mar 2026

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    An AU where the player shows up five years before canon, leading to less toy deaths and an early freedom. That's not to say the wounds from the other timeline don’t happen.

    Or, Player has over 30 children and adores each one

    Or, The Author justs wants everyone to be alive and happy if not a little(Very) traumatized

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    27 Feb 2026