BlocksRuinedMe
Fandoms
- Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series (50)
- Hermitcraft SMP (19)
- Empires SMP (12)
- SOS SMP (3)
- Minecraft (Video Game) (1)
Recent works
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Five Times Etho Held Back with Joel and One Time He Didn't by BlocksRuinedMe
Fandoms: Double Life SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
14 Apr 2026
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"It was exceptionally hard to not twist Joel just enough to kiss him. To pull his hair and start showing Joel what his sadism could give him. To bite his neck, make him gasp, and put Joel’s hand on his aching cock, then whisper filthy ideas to him about all the ways Etho could use and hurt him right now…"
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5 Times Etho forced himself to wait with Joel, to hold back, to not give in to what they both wanted.
And 1 time he didn't.
A sequel/alternate pov for "The Key to His Problem". Context in the author's note if you don't want to read the original!
Series
- Part 2 of Locks and Keys
- Part 20 of ~Canon Traffic Life
- Part 15 of Can I tell you the good news of SmallEtho? I have this pamphlet...
- Part 3 of Driving After Dark 2023 prompts (plus sequels!)
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Swingin' Soulmates by BlocksRuinedMe for hundredsofsmallbirds
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Double Life SMP
03 Oct 2025
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When Jimmy and Tango (and every other soulmate pair) find out they share more than just pain, Jimmy has some ideas about how they could have some casual fun with this unexpected connection for the short amount of time they're all on the server together. He did not expect to get so emotionally entangled with Joel, or so caught up in Joel and Etho's relationship, or have sex with nearly as many people...
Series
- Part 4 of ~Canon Traffic Life
- Part 1 of Can I tell you the good news of SmallEtho? I have this pamphlet...
- Part 9 of Events!
- Part 1 of Swingin' Soulmates: The Series
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He's Him by BlocksRuinedMe
Fandoms: Past Life SMP - Fandom, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
29 Aug 2025
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Jimmy is "him", he's the "King" and no one is more excited about his kills than Joel. While Jimmy would be more than happy with their normal celebrations, Joel is insistent that his King get not just everything he wants but everything he needs.
Joel is going to stay by Jimmy’s side and protect him no matter what it takes. He doesn’t care what anyone thinks about how he gets there, as long as he can get Jimmy to want it too.
Series
- Part 12 of Events!
- Part 1 of The Weird Ones
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After Double Life, Tango wakes up alone.
[with embedded podfic]
Series
- Part 8 of 3 digit wc: Vee's Short Fics
- Part 4 of Vee's Podfics!
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Yours for the Asking by BlocksRuinedMe
Fandoms: Wild Life SMP - Fandom, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
06 Dec 2024
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Etho doesn't know why he acts the way he does. Etho doesn't know why he's so afraid to ask for what really matters. When he's lucky, he gets it anyway, from people who give him far more patience than he knows he deserves.
After weeks of Etho messing around with what felt like every team on the server, Gem and Joel have run out of patience for Etho.
[Set after week 7 of Wild Life]
Series
- Part 19 of Can I tell you the good news of SmallEtho? I have this pamphlet...
- Part 1 of ~Canon Traffic Life
Recent series
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The Weird Ones by BlocksRuinedMe
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Double Life SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Limited Life SMP, Past Life SMP - Fandom
29 Aug 2025
- Words:
- 32,283
- Works:
- 4
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~Canon Traffic Life by BlocksRuinedMe
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Double Life SMP, Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Hermitcraft SMP Season 10, Limited Life SMP, Secret Life SMP - Fandom, Wild Life SMP - Fandom
14 Apr 2026
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It's Traffic Life, but not wildly AU.
- Words:
- 250,270
- Works:
- 24
- Bookmarks:
- 7
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Vee's Podfics! by BlocksRuinedMe, BlocksRuinedMeOnTheSide (BlocksRuinedMe), cricket_toast
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Double Life SMP, Hermitcraft SMP
23 Feb 2025
- Words:
- 885
- Works:
- 3
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Events! by BlocksRuinedMe, BlocksRuinedMeOnTheSide (BlocksRuinedMe)
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Double Life SMP, Empires Season 2 - Fandom, Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Limited Life SMP, Past Life SMP - Fandom
03 Oct 2025
- Words:
- 172,518
- Works:
- 11
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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3 digit wc: Vee's Short Fics by BlocksRuinedMe
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Double Life SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Hermitcraft SMP Season 10, Secret Life SMP - Fandom
23 Feb 2025
Summary
101-999 word fics!
- Words:
- 6,720
- Works:
- 8
Recent bookmarks
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when i say his name by bdoubleds
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Wild Life SMP - Fandom
05 Dec 2024
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etho likes to visit gem and joel, but this time he finds them in a compromising position
wild life SMP
no particular session, just setting up a scenario for my own lurid purposesBookmarked by BlocksRuinedMe
08 Dec 2024
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Three times Scott said something he really shouldn't have, and the reactions of those he said it to.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 300
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 3
- Kudos:
- 31
- Bookmarks:
- 4
- Hits:
- 562
Bookmarked by BlocksRuinedMe
25 Oct 2024
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Bored with the default page dividers? This is a tutorial/live example on how customize your page dividers with no images needed (though I do show you how you could use images if you wanted to do such a thing).
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- Part 9 of AO3 Work Skins/Tutorials
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Omega Martyn and Alpha Ren
Idk why I’m still here- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 8,054
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 5
- Kudos:
- 41
- Bookmarks:
- 5
- Hits:
- 1,677
Bookmarked by BlocksRuinedMe
09 Mar 2024
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Bookmarker's Notes
This author steals works and reposts them!
the plagiarism is: "Just a little more": https://archiveofourown.org/works/52912420
Which is the fic "Payback" by giddyfenix, with 256 words added at the end to add another ship. https://archiveofourown.org/works/51997072
(ao3 support was notified but they are always backlogged)
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Omega Etho and Alpha Beef
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 8,054
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 2
- Kudos:
- 36
- Bookmarks:
- 3
- Hits:
- 1,535
Bookmarked by BlocksRuinedMe
09 Mar 2024
Bookmarker's Collections:
Bookmarker's Notes
This author steals works and reposts them!
the plagiarism is: "Just a little more": https://archiveofourown.org/works/52912420
Which is the fic "Payback" by giddyfenix, with 256 words added at the end to add another ship. https://archiveofourown.org/works/51997072