4 Works by BlueMouseAtSea
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The dickhead distribution system never fails by BlueMouseAtSea
Fandoms: Men's Football RPF
03 Sep 2026
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Erling Haaland and Martin Ødegaard's relatively stable lives as the leaders of a biker gang gets flipped upside down when they have to take in a member of their English rivals. The chaos is expected, but the feelings that bubble to the surface sure aren't.
or Bikers AU
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- Part 1 of Bikers AU
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The Norwegians are a biker gang living in a run down house on the outskirts of town, where they try not to kill each other while Erling and Martin battle feelings for Englishmen in the foreground.
A sister fic to The Dickhead Distribution System Never Fails, this one gives more depth to each character and contains all the little moments from this universe that doesn't fit the main storyline. Can be read as a standalone.
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- Part 2 of Bikers AU
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Jude Bellingham is happy with his life. He’s got a job, lots of good friends and he's got Erling. But sometimes he wonders, if things had turned out differently, what would his life look like?
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“You going?”
Krester scoffs through the blue shirt currently stuck over his head, “I’m already late”
He stretches out a hand at Krester, the sliver of skin opening between his low-rise jeans and Tshirt feels like a magnet to Ángel's fingers. “Five thirty, how can that be late to anything at all?”. No answer, just that kind tired smile and a kiss before Krester slings his backpack over his shoulder and disappears through the door to their bedroom. A few moments later the sound of the front door opening and closing softly can be heard.
With a deep sigh Ángel sinks back against the pillows.