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Chainsaw Man by mahbecks
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
07 Dec 2024
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“Hang on. Let me get this straight. You’re sleeping on the couch -”
“Right.”
“- because Satoru snores like a fucking chainsaw. And instead of talking to him about it, you’re just… abandoning him in the middle of the night.”
Suguru at least has the grace to look a little ashamed. “Yeah,” he admits. “Pretty much.”
Shoko does not have a large enough liver to metabolize the alcohol she needs to deal with these two chucklefucks.
Nor does she have a large enough heart to hold their hands and gently lead them in the right direction, which is why she just sucks down a mouthful of smoke, holds it in her lungs until it starts to burn, and then turns her head to the side and blows it all out in one harsh plume before she announces, “Satoru thinks you’re going to dump him.”
Suguru blanches. “He what?”
Shoko Ieiri cannot emphasize this enough, but - her best friends are idiots.
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13 Dec 2024
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A fun fact about the Miya twins is that they’re fraternal, not identical. A less fun fact is that they look the exact same anyways.
The Black Jackals try to tell Atsumu and Osamu apart through some baby photos from before they had dyed their hair. To the untrained eye, this is almost impossible to do.
Fortunately, Sakusa Kiyoomi is anything but the untrained eye.
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- Part 1 of Fan Behavior
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- English
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- 3,186
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Bookmarked by Bluery
30 Nov 2024
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“There- There’s a hot guy in my hospital room and I can’t even spell your name,” Shouyou blabbered, his words slurred. “You probably think I’m stupid. You probably want to go home. I bet you have a girlfriend at home, because you can’t be single,” Shouyou pouted.
Tobio smiled a little mischievously.
“Why can’t I be single, Shou?” He asked impishly.
Shouyou wrinkles his nose. “‘Cause you’re the most beautiful-est man alive. Duh. You’re all… guwaah.”
“I’m not single,” he said.
Shouyou pouted. “I know. You don’t have to rub it in,” he slurred.
“I have a husband. He’s- Ah, he’s about your height, I’d say. He has hair like yours… He’s a bit smarter, though.” Tobio paused, thinking about something. “Only by a bit.” He chuckled to himself like it was an inside joke that only he knew.
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Hinata Shouyou gets his tonsils removed and doesn’t know who this beautiful stranger in his hospital room is.
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29 Nov 2024
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Yuuta hasn’t seen many photos of Gojo when he was younger. There’s one, propped up and gathering dust in one of the offices in Jujutsu High, but only half of Gojo’s face is actually in it, being shoved out of frame by Getou’s hands. The man was laughing, and Shoko, who took the photo, only had half of her smile in frame too. Yuuta’s not asked much about it.
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08 Sep 2024
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“Prove it.”
Kaveh paused. Slowly, he turned around. “What?”
“Prove that you won’t fall in love.”
Kaveh tilted his head. “And how do you suggest I do that?”
“Date me,” said Al-Haitham. “Prove to me that you won’t fall in love.”
Kaveh keeps getting broken up with and is on the verge of giving up on love when Al-Haitham propositions him.
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01 Sep 2024
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it's a date by satorussuguru
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
08 Aug 2024
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He knocks, and it goes eerily silent. Then:
“Shit.”
It’s muffled, but unmistakably Gojo. More shuffling drifts through the door, something that sounds suspiciously like ‘get under the bed,’ and a slam that has the door shaking on its hinges.
Then it opens.
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28 Aug 2024
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first kiss at twenty-five by bunniehoney
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
12 Aug 2024
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He didn't realise that his voice was hoarse until he tried to use it. He doesn't sound great, he knows. Satoru's eyebrows crease together, and he looks around the room.
"You didn't text me. You're ill,"
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28 Aug 2024
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coanda effect by bunniehoney
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
30 Jul 2024
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Coanda effect: noun (Co·an·da effect) (kō¦andə-, -än-) : the tendency of a fluid jet, such as airflow, to be attracted to a nearby surface. Used in motorsport and car design by aerodynamicists to help divert airflow to specific areas of the car.
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“Yo, Satoru.”
Getou Suguru looks older. His hair is longer. He still has the same small scar along the left side of his forehead from 2013. It’s fainter, now, than it was then.
“It’s been a while.”
It's been seven years, but who's keeping count?
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Or, the JJK motorsport AU based on Formula One.
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- Part 3 of lights out, and away we go!
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27 Aug 2024
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like my boys like i like my money by orphan_account
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
12 Mar 2021
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Yuuta swallows. This must be what Maki was talking about when she called him the “poster boy for possessive boyfriend.”
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24 Aug 2024
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in the past, with future tense by edenlight
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
28 Nov 2023
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Satoru looks back at himself. If he is with Jujutsu Tech students, and they look calm, as if nothing would go wrong with Gojo Satoru being there, then…
“Holy shit,” he says. “Did I become a teacher?”
His future-self grins.
Or, Gojo, Nanami, and their students travel to a time where the two adults are students.
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- Part 1 of time is neither linear nor circular.
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23 Aug 2024
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Kenma and Kuroo keep being set up on awful dates by their well-meaning friends. When the opportunity presents itself to pretend that they’re dating and get out of those terrible blind dates, they take it and run. In reality, they’re just friends of course. Definitely just friends.
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19 Aug 2024
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The shop is freezing, the instruments are breaking, the lights won't stop flickering, and dammit, Kuroo has some terrible luck.
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- Part 3 of wags and whiskers
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Bookmarked by Bluery
16 Aug 2024
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“So, I have been thinking.”
“Hmm?”
Kaveh didn’t look up from his drawing. But he knew he had Alhaitham’s attention from just that simple reply. “We should keep it.”
A pause. The only sound was the scritching of Kaveh’s pencil as he continued to draw. Alhaitham—who was sitting at the other side of the divan with a book in hand—looked at him. It felt like a full minute before he said, “Alright.”
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15 Aug 2024
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Third Time's the Charm by Intensely_Reading for ikeru
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
03 Aug 2024
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“Fuck,” Kaveh breathes.
“What? What happened?” Nilou turns—peeking over his shoulder and letting out a small “oh” before gently patting his back.
“What’s wrong?” Dehya asks. Kaveh wordlessly hands her his phone and drops his head in his hands.
“I’m never playing truth or dare again.”
“Well, I mean. It’s not that bad,” he hears Dehya say, unsure. “You mentioned you were drunk. You’ve done plenty of dumb shit while drunk. You took this dare while drunk.”
“Most of that dumb shit, Al-Haitham witnessed with his own eyes too,” Tighnari adds.
Kaveh glares at Tighnari. Tighnari smiles and shrugs.
(Kaveh confesses. Sort of.)
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12 Aug 2024
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Oikawa Tooru falls in love with Iwaizumi Hajime and is dumb. Iwaizumi Hajime falls in love with Oikawa Tooru and is also dumb.
Together, they are dumber.
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07 Aug 2024
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Alhaitham gets sick. Kaveh takes care of him.
An anon prompt for Haikaveh Gotcha for Gaza!
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06 Aug 2024
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“Alejandra necesita ayuda,” Kaveh’s phone continues, now in a deep, masculine voice that makes Al-Haitham’s arm hair bristle.
Kaveh hums. Tap. Tap. Tap. Instead of a ding, this time, there’s a da-dum sound that makes him huff in disappointment. Tap. Tap. Tap. Ding!
“Sorry for misgendering you, Alejandra,” Kaveh mumbles to himself before tapping the screen again.
in which kaveh finally takes an interest in al-haitham's area of expertise but in, like, the worst way possible
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06 Aug 2024
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“I think I might have… fornicated… with Kenma last night.”
“Bro, you’re gonna have to speak up. I can’t hear you!”
“I said… I think I had sex with Kenma.”
“Hm? What about Kenma?”
“I THINK I PUT MY PENIS IN HIM.”Boom. Awkward silence.
Kuroo wishes for the sweet embrace of death.
“What do you mean exactly by… you think you put your penis in him? I don’t think you can think you put your penis in anything. That’s a conscious decision one makes. It’s either you put your penis in him or you didn’t. Which was it?”
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02 Aug 2024
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His home cracks and festers around him. Kei just wants to make it to graduation.
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30 Jul 2024
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Kaveh stares at the neatly packed bento box laying before Al-Haitham, housing neatly sliced vegetables and glistening, fresh rice.
“Who made you that?” Kaveh asks, not bothering to hide the vengeance in his voice. “Your work husband?”
Al-Haitham lets the fork go slack in his hands and just stares at him. “Kaveh,” he says, in the sort of tone someone might say dude.
“Don’t dude me,” Kaveh says, aghast.
Kaveh is interested in discovering who Al-Haitham's elusive work husband is. Al-Haitham is only interested in Kaveh.
Bookmarked by Bluery
30 Jul 2024