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    Sunk Cost FallacyNoun

    An ingrained failsafe coding instance whereby a mech is reluctant to abandon a strategy or course of action because they have invested heavily in it - even when it becomes clear that abandonment would be more beneficial.
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    Exhausted, depressed and shell-shocked, Skyfire finds himself struggling to adjust to the end of the war he had no choice but to take part in.

    Unfortunately, his fractured sparkbond doesn’t seem to be helping, especially when the culprit - and his two trinemates - reappear back into his life.

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    04 Nov 2025

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    Dear God. What Golden Goose have I stumbled upon? This glorius Angst filled parfait that's Skyfire centred?? Mine you this is a character i did not give a shit about prior, but now?? YES. Give me his tears, give me his comfort. Give me Thundercracker and Skywarp. Im being indoctrinated, the propaganda is working, i love them.

    Currently 25/?

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    Quackity wants ONE thing and one thing only.
    To be left alone.
    His chickens are more than enough company and at least they don't want anything from him.
    He only has to give them some wheat and feed to get their approval. Unlike everyone else he's ever met.
    Wait!
    Why does he have a pink haired stalker all of a sudden?

    Or:
    The royal family lost their hatchling years ago, they never gave up on finding him regardless of how many years have passed. They'll get him back even if they have to rip the earth apart.
    Quackity just wants to feed his chickens and sit by the fireplace.
    Please let him be.

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    11 Nov 2024

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    Quackity is just tryna live his life, keep his chieckens satisfied. But some haughty Royals just had roll up to the little town he's managed to secure himself in.

    Even so, nothing would go wrong, right?

    Currently 10/?
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    There were rumors, quickly squashed by the island kingdom, that the Prince of Ithaca had grown wings on his feet when he was a boy. There were rumors that he had wings elsewhere too; on his back and behind his ears. They were squashed even quicker. Anyone who could get a look at the prince could see that his body was not adorned in feathers of any kind.

    None of them knew, and Ithaca’s royal family planned to keep it that way. Fearing that this problem of unknown origin (curse or yet another divine being’s fling with a mortal) would be seen as an insult to the gods and bring down their wrath. Odysseus has grown used to having to cut down or hide the extra appendages, but the struggle only grew when he was forced into the Trojan War.

    Now, with the war at its end and his fleet ready to return home, he only has one thing on his mind; getting home to his wife and son.

     

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    An alternate universe where Hermes's relation to one particular Greek hero becomes a bit more prominent, and he suddenly has a much better reason to help Odysseus on his journey home.

    Art available on tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/fictionforlifenz

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    01 Dec 2024

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    Epic but if Ody had wings (Hermes blood actually making an appearance)
    You'd think not alot would change. And you're right, somewhat...

    Currently 36/38
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    Three times Bruce hid from his sons that he is a vampire and the one he and Damian were caught and hunted down by them. Or how Bruce's worst nightmare came true and now he and his youngest son will be killed by Dick, Jason and Tim.

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    11 Nov 2024

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    VAMPIRE AU BATFAM
    VAMPIRE AU BATFAM
    VAMPIRE AU BATFAM
    VAMPIRE AU BATFAM

    CURRENTLY 12/?

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    “Do you understand what's happening to you, Subject Four?” the Doctor asked, his tone smooth and condescending. “Your instincts are taking over. No amount of resistance will save you from the biology that defines you.”

    As if the throbbing of his cock wasn't reminder enough of how much of a slave he was to his biology. Lucas groaned wantonly around the ball gag, curling his fingers around the restraints at his wrists, holding on tightly as his hips bucked up into the machine.

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    The utter dismantling of an alpha, transforming him into the reluctant breeder the war effort so desperately demands, as he grapples with the haunting allure of submission against the backdrop of depravity and torture.

    Updated on Saturday mornings, while I eat cereal and watch cartoons ☺️

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    17 Feb 2025

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    I weirdly don't hate this?
    Currently 4/?