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What could possibly happen when Curse-Breaker Hermione Granger and Auror Draco Malfoy are forced to work in the same office?
Well, nothing good.
He might say some absolutely vile things. She might hex him for it. He might end up with a cracked skull, a nasty case of memory loss, and the unwavering belief that Hermione Granger is his fiancée.
And that’s only the beginning..Updates at least every Sunday and sometimes mid-week. I rather choke on my hair than abandon my works.
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29 Sep 2026
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A Misunderstanding of the Heart by Anonymous
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter RPF
29 Sep 2026
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After a drunken night Harry Potter and Hermione Granger crosses the boundary of being friends and somehow end up having sex in a classroom. The walk to the common room after and a conversation before parting ways for the night lead both friends to entirely different conclusions about their relationship status.
Harry thinks they're dating.
Hermione thinks the sex was just a one time thing. They can be adults about it and maintain their friendship.
However, when Harry starts acting differently towards Hermione (starts treating her as girlfriend), the entire school is confused because they give very different answers when asked if they're dating.
Everyone is confused. But people, who are confused the most, are Harry Potter and Hermione Granger because being the boy-who-won and the brightest witch of her age don't make you very bright about the matters of the heart.
Hilarity Ensues.
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29 Sep 2026
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Hermione Granger survived a war, restored her parents’ memories, returned home, and discovered something she had somehow neglected during seven years of magical education:
She really, really likes sex.
One unexpectedly educational summer later, Hermione returns to Hogwarts for her final year considerably more experienced, considerably more confident, and faced with an obvious methodological problem.
Her sample size is one.
Fortunately, Hogwarts is full of willing research subjects.
Hermione intends to approach the matter as she approaches everything else - with curiosity, rigorous experimentation, meticulous attention to detail, and absolutely no appreciation for how quickly human beings complicate otherwise perfectly sound research.
After all, one man is not a sample.
One man is an anecdote.
And Hermione Granger has never been satisfied with insufficient data.
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24 Sep 2026
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Many years later, standing before the statue of the Dark Lord that towered into the clouds, Hermione Granger would remember a single feather in an empty Hogwarts classroom. It had burst into a cloud of down between her wand and Tom Riddle’s.
Everyone wants to change the world. Few can afford to.
That day, Hermione and Tom had each met, for the first time, someone they could truly talk to, and their fates would remain entwined for the rest of their lives.- Language:
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23 Sep 2026
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'Hector’s eyes narrowed as he considered the contract. Malfoy stood almost nervously, trying and failing to maintain his aura of collectedness. Hector sighed as he slowly rolled the parchment. It wasn’t the worst betrothal contract he had seen, but it wasn’t exactly ideal.
“And if I don’t sign, I assume you’ll bring your friends back and kill us all?”'
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Hector promises his granddaughter to both the Malfoy and Nott families in order to secure the safety of the Dagworth-Granger family in the First Wizarding War, before taking steps to hide the girl away from the families to protect her from the mistakes he made.
But magical contracts yearn to be fulfilled, and years later, Hermione Granger is beginning to arouse suspicions that she is more than a mere muggleborn after all....
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Eventual Dreomione. Tags will be updated as we go.
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13 Sep 2026