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Building Chat
At 12:00am George Russell added 5 new numbers to the chat.
George: Hello! i'll make this quick and all, but welcome to the Building Chat! I'm George Russell, the liaison to the building manager and landlord about any problems or complaints we're having. Put all your grievances here and we can work for a quick and smooth solution. You can find me in person at apartment 6323 with Alex Albon, who I believe you've met already. If you feel comfortable throw an introduction into the chat!
Lando: point and lagh at the nerd evrybdy
Charles: pointing and laughing
George: Boys, keep it professional please.
Lando: boys keep it proffenfsionl please that s what u sound like
George: Did you just mock me over messages?
Max: funniest thing ive seen all day
George: Shove off mate.
Max: I thought we were keeping it professional?
or: the 2025 f1 grid (excluding the rookies) happen to be the most infamous mafia group in monaco. they all live in the same apartment building, and they have a group chat. that's it. that's the fic.
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- Part 1 of the monaco grid
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21 Jul 2026
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Pickup Lines for the Soul by MustardSoup
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
23 May 2019
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Denki is twelve when he is flicking through the TV channels and lands on an old RomCom movie about soulmate marks – specifically the same type that he has.
“I can’t believe I’ve had to walk around with a cheap pickup line written on my ankle my entire life because of you!” The leading lady yells at the leading man as he stares at her in awe.
Denki laughs.
“Oh no.” His mother says, watching him.
“Oh no, indeed.” His sister repeats quietly.
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28 Dec 2024
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/tolerance to a poison acquired by taking gradually increased doses of it/
The wizard's blood is toxic. Remarkable how repetition turns horrors mundane.
Or, to expound: The wizard of Waterdeep reeks of poison and weed, and Astarion can’t help himself on either count. Luckily, Gale considers any and all forms of experimentation, no matter how virulent, to be fruitful. Things escalate in every possible direction over a series of well-wasted camp nights.
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- Part 1 of Deprecation
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17 Jun 2024
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/a medicine mixed with something sweet, such as honey, to make it more palatable./
The wizard is a bomb. Astarion means to make that impending doomsday his alone.
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- Part 2 of Deprecation
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17 Jun 2024
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The Kids Will Be Alright, Eventually by NotWithThatAttitude
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
07 Mar 2021
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Bakugou is spiraling in the aftermath of Kamino and his friends are starting to notice. He's stubborn, aggressively independent, and less than willing to dig into his past, but after a breakdown that ends with a painfull secret revealed, he starts to get help.
Whether he likes it or not.
Meanwhile, a new kind of villain threatens an uneasy peace following the loss of Allmight. Whispers build as a new narrative slowly takes shape:
Hero society needs to change.Feat. Therapy, Dadzawa, best boy Kirishima, dysfunctional families, healing, growing up, and the mortifying ordeal of being known
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- Part 1 of Looking Too Closely
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01 Nov 2023