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In a world of creatures beyond you imagination, yet slowly adapting to each other, Caeruleum Pratum(The rather cowardly satyr) is a low servant of the Lawinid Kingdom, and is constantly tucking his tail between his legs in order to just barely stay out of trouble. Mabanon Everest(No one is exactly sure what he is,..) is the king of the Alidia Empire, and is known for his cold demeanor and rough exterior. Mabon rules with a diamond fist, and is followed by nothing but rumors,.. Pratum tries to keep his head low, but it's difficult when he's over six feet tall, and his hooves clack endlessly against wooden floors. Mabon always has had an eye for interesting creatures, especially ones that run.
What happens when a frightened satyr ends up in the Royal palace, with nothing but his wits to keep him alive? We can only hope it's sickeningly sweet(It is not).
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Snake Oil by BunsofHoney
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
01 Sep 2025
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As the demon spoke, Wade felt it slither out of the fire-blackened pit within him where it lived. The hole that was singed with fraud and corruption, rotting with old anger and loss, putrid with self-loathing. The dead pool of a place that the Malebranche had found, recognized as home, and crawled into, all those years ago.
It’s the roaring 20s, but in the small upstate New York hamlet of Middle Grove it sounds more like a snore. Peter Parker grew up in the Methodist church there, raised to follow his uncle and grandfather into the ministry. Preaching the word to a restless flock and trying to write for the local newspaper, Peter has little time left to himself and his own ambitions.
Then a traveling snake-oil salesman rolls into town. This smooth-talking man with the scars covering his body seems to actually be helping people, somehow. Is it the sweet soda water he's hocking as medicine? Or is something deeper going on, something that defies both the religion Peter grew up in and the science he's adopted? Mr. Wilson’s sideways glances and joking innuendos are infuriating. And captivating. Peter needs to learn his secrets, but the journey to knowledge will take him down a dark path.
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22 Aug 2025
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Slumber Party? Bro-mber party. by LinksLeftTit
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, white and yellow - Fandom
24 May 2024
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A harrowing blizzard wrecks through NYC— just in time for Peter to forget to pay for his heating bill.
Lucky enough for Peter, his favorite friendly neighborhood mercenary decides to stop in.
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24 Jan 2025
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Deadpool: Arrival by Jenetica
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
06 Sep 2024
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Peter is a comic books fan, which is probably pretty weird considering he's an actual superhero, but whatever. He's made peace with it.
Now an adult with a full-time job to juggle on top of his Spider-Man duties, he doesn't have time to read most releases for his favorite characters, save for one: Deadpool. He keeps up religiously with Deadpool. Even has a poster of him on his wall, and even occasionally talks to that poster just to keep the crippling loneliness of his double-life at bay.
Deadpool's newest and most mysterious series, Deadpool: Arrival, is... strange. The plot is paper thin and pointless, none of Deadpool's usual crowd shows up, and his fourth wall breaks are... weird. Like, weird weird. Uncanny, some might say.
Or, really, one might say. Because the longer Peter reads, the more he begins to realize that all those fourth wall breaks, all those weird asides, seem to be tailored to one person, and one person alone: himself.
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19 Dec 2024
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A Better Way to Deal With Very Big Feelings by LeanishAndMeanish
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
31 Oct 2024
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Peter's so fucking pissed all the time, and there's nothing he can do about it. Everyone's just so breakable—except you know who isn't? (Peter is full of turmoil, of course, but Deadpool is committed to the cause.)
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School and work (everything, really) have been making Peter so angry, and his spider instincts are clamoring for an outlet. But Peter can't act on any of the urges plaguing his thoughts. He'd be— it'd make him a monster. But then along comes Wade, who makes jokes about Spiderman's pent-up rage, wants to help him relieve it... through "nontraditional" means. He can't be serious, right?
Spoiler alert: he is.
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17 Dec 2024
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Hold You in My Hands Like Hot Tea by Technicandy
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
13 Feb 2022
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Peter had a problem.
Well, okay. Not a problem, exactly. More like a huge, scary, life-changing realization.
He, Peter Benjamin Parker, was in love with one Wade Winston Wilson.
And he had NO idea what to do about it.
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