11 Bookmarks by Caffeinated_Chicken
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V rolls her eyes with a groan, “Dumbass, I've seen your fanfiction history! Don't act stupid!”
The fuck did that have to do with anything?
…
Wait.
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Bookmarked by Caffeinated_Chicken
20 Jul 2025
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♫♪T a k e n b a c k t o t h e s t a r t…♪♫
♫♪I ’ v e h a d a c h a n g e o f h e a r t…♪♫
♫♪I k n o w w e ca n m a k e i t b e t t e r t h a n i t e v e r w a s ! I k n o w w e c a n m a k e i t b e t t e r ! (2x)♪♫
Epoch /e’pok/-A period of time or history in someone’s life marked by notable events or particular characteristics
Example: 3071; Uzi’s senior year of high school was an epoch…
She had gotten her first ever best friend and boyfriend, was given god-like abilities, and saved the planet, and for once she was actually happy with the life she was ending.
Unfortunately though storms never last, neither does the sunshine…
Originally Titled "Teenage Dream"Bookmarked by Caffeinated_Chicken
06 Jul 2025
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16 Jun 2025
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"After months of constant fear and wanton slaughter from above, the residents of Outpost 3 came to a difficult, grim decision. Everyone over the age of eighteen was assigned a number, and they instituted a lottery. The worker whose number had been drawn was to be sent out to the ferrovores’ lair as an offering, like a metal and silicone sacrificial lamb. The hope had been this practice would placate and pacify the creatures plaguing the bunker, and minimize the death the ferrovores brought down by way of curbing their bloodlust before it grew to proportions only sated by a massacre, as it had so often done. The brutal thing is that it had worked. There hadn’t been a killing spree in years, and all it cost was a single life every time the lunar phases reached their darkest."
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[In which Uzi's number is drawn]Bookmarked by Caffeinated_Chicken
09 May 2025
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Started on Tumblr, posting it here too!
It started when N appeared at Uzi's doorstep one morning, steam wafting off him, in the throes of overheating.
One sleepover, and an especially happy pillbaby later, both drones find themselves questioning everything about themselves and their relationship.
(AKA, I write Nuzi fluff and angst until my hyperfixation is satiated, if it ever can be)
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- Part 1 of Oil is Thicker Then Blood
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Bookmarked by Caffeinated_Chicken
22 Mar 2025
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Uzi may not be a fighter like N and V, but she still has ways to help.
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- Part 1 of A Killer Anthology
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02 Jan 2025
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After Disassembly Drones and Worker Drones become friends, the starving Disassembly Drones find less and less oil to satiate themselves, causing them to slowly die off.
N, during a particularly long hunt, attempts to repair himself as his worn out hardware gives him warnings left and right, but before he can, badly injures himself. The timing couldn't be worse as he feels the effects of an onset oil craze. At a loss for what to do next, he makes the spontaneous decision to visit Uzi at the colony, who he hasn't seen in about a month.
Upon meeting her, he asks if she can help him repair himself... what could go wrong?
Bookmarked by Caffeinated_Chicken
06 Dec 2024
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The claws at the end of one of the murder drone’s arms retract, replaced with a single long blade that reads very clearly to Uzi as a weapon designed for decapitation. She scrambles for insults to throw or distractions to find. She can’t be killed yet, not yet. She’s taking this thing down with her. She continues to drag herself backward toward her gun, half-buried in a snowdrift, and blurts, “W-Well, that’s boring! Just going to off me just like that? I-I thought murder drones liked to play with their food more.”
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[In which N damages Uzi far worse when she first snuck into the murder drones' lair, and reboots to a much more distressing scene.]Series
- Part 1 of Your Heart in My Perfect Machine
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Bookmarked by Caffeinated_Chicken
24 Nov 2024
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A closer look at a struggling genius, his muse, and the awkwardness of having feelings while you're trying to gain recognition and takeover another dimension respectively.
Aka my slightly AU love letter to Gravity Falls
Bookmarked by Caffeinated_Chicken
01 Nov 2024
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I want you all the time.
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Ford is devoted to Bill. Bill is no god.
Bookmarked by Caffeinated_Chicken
13 Sep 2024
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"We at the Theraprism are happy to tell you that your spouse is safe and healthy.”
“I don’t have a spouse.” Said Ford.
“Yes, you do.” The entity pulled out a holographic binder. “Here, I have the paperwork."
Ford, suddenly assaulted by ghosts of lost, alcohol-soaked, hazy, whisp-like memories circling in the periphery of his mind, went deathly pale and had to take a step back to lean his weight against the cash-counter.
“I- That- That cannot have been legally binding!"
Or: Stanley Pines isn't the only one in the Pines family to get blackout drunk and married on a whim.
Bookmarked by Caffeinated_Chicken
13 Sep 2024