Calliecature



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    I accidentally tricked myself into writing a spicynoodle slow burn. Summary of the series as memes can be found here

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    "I won’t make a deal,” Pure Vanilla says, plain and simple. “Not unless I understand every word of it. Not unless I believe it fair. And not if the price is someone else’s pain.”

    “You dare to set your terms,” The fae murmurs, his voice no longer playful. No longer velvet. It is frost now, delicate and sharp enough to flay skin. “You sit in my ring, in my garden, and you deny me?”

    Pure Vanilla meets his gaze, calm and clear. “Yes.”

    The fae snarls.

    “I could kill you,” the fae whispers. “Slit you open like a fruit. Spill your mortal heat onto my garden and let the flowers drink your heart."

    “You could,” Vanilla agrees mildly. “But I’m told human meat is stringy, and frankly, I’m not sure I’d make a good stew.” He takes another small bite of rice, chews serenely. “Besides, isn’t that just a myth? You lot eating people.”

    “You’re testing me,” The fae snaps. “I should curse your tongue to rot in your mouth. I should blight your precious village until even the stones forget your names.”

    “Can’t,” Vanilla says lightly, tapping the side of his riceball with one finger. “You’d need my true name. And I’m fairly certain you don’t have it.”

    The fae curses.

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    16 Feb 2026

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    Primus is fed up with the divide of it's people. With religion being essentially removed from Autobot and Decepticon tradition alike, Primus takes a more... roundabout way of fixing the issue; Namely throwing a Prime into a time loop until someone figures the whole mess out.

    But Megatron's being difficult and Ratchet can't help but notice the change in his commanding officer. Oh and Sentinel isn't going to be any help.

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    19 Dec 2025

  3. Rec 7

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    Max has a blind date set up by one of his best friends, and figures it couldn't hurt to give it a try, right?

    A Valentine's Day Yax story because I still love them very much 💕

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    03 May 2025

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    As if having to change his plans for the winter wasn't bad enough, now Jazz's transport crashed and he's stuck in the middle of a crystal forest in Primus-knows-where. He's lucky that he was rescued before he froze to deactivation. Unfortunately, the mech that did the rescuing is half-feral and rather unwilling to let him leave.

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    03 May 2025

  5. Rec 78

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    It's snowing, but Helix doesn't care - it's carnival time!
    Jazz, on the other hand, does care. As an on duty Enforcer he has no choice, but to stand in the cold and watch for threats. If only his new partner Prowl would understand the concept of small talk!

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    02 May 2025