CalmlyErratic
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AU & headcanon-oriented time travel. A freak cauldron explosion leads the Marauders, Lily, and Sev hurtling forward into the future where they come into contact with Harry and friends during their 5th Year at Hogwarts. Alternating POV's. Anything is possible. Lots of silly shenanigans, but also an emotional rollercoaster.
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Harry held his breath.
The following fraction of a moment felt like a heartbeat split with an eternity—unstable enough to simultaneously rattle and soothe the collective consciousness.
A boy of Harry's height and frame stepped through the portrait hole. He had round spectacles, a long nose, and dark hair that stuck up in all directions.
"Wow!" Fred and George exclaimed in unison, looking between Harry and James. "You're identical!"
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James and Sirius, the model students they are, try to shoo a cat off McGonagall's desk.
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A feel-good, canon-oriented long fic with a slow burn, spanning the Marauder's time at Hogwarts from 1971—1978. Alternating POV's. Magic. Mischief. Mayhem.
All of my works are intertwined. This is the chronological beginning.
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Magic- noun. /ˈmædʒɪk/ /ˈmædʒɪk/ [uncountable]Idioms. the secret power of appearing to make impossible things happen by saying special words or doing special things.
To some, it's just a word, to others it's everything.
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23 Oct 2024
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Harry Potter and the Lack of Lamb Sauce by imagitory
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Hell's Kitchen (US TV) RPF, Hotel Hell RPF, MasterChef (US) RPF, MasterChef (TV) RPF, MasterChef (UK) RPF
24 Mar 2019
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Inspired by a post on Tumblr, this is a AU story set during Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, with one big, foul-mouthed difference. Instead of Horace Slughorn, the position of Potions professor will be taken on by...Gordon Ramsay.
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28 Jun 2024
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nothing left (but some blood where the body fell) by orphan_account
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Mar 2022
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this countryside's burnin' with wolfmen fairies dressed in drag for homicide / they hit and run, plead sanctuary, 'neath the holy stone they hide / they're breakin' beams and crosses with a spastic's reelin' perfection / nuns run bald through Vatican halls pregnant, pleadin' immaculate conception / and everybody's wrecked on Main Street from drinking unholy blood / sticker smiles sweet as gunner breathes deep, his ankles caked in mud.
- lost in the flood, bruce springsteen
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27 Apr 2024