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AN IDIOT'S GUIDE TO A HAPPY MARRIAGE by tagteamme
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Dec 2020
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In order to pay off a debt that's not his, Shang Qinghua agrees to marry a man that's as cold and unyielding as he is stupidly rich.
“Marriage?” His voice breaks over the word like it’s a curse. “Really? Doesn’t it feel a bit irrational?”
“Are you planning to pay off an eight-figure debt with this job and a host job?” Mobei Jun asks, and Shang Qinghua almost wants to throttle him. Though, if his wallet didn’t have a direct funnel to his dad’s bank account, Shang Qinghua might actually have been a little comfortable.
“That’s not what I meant!” Shang Qinghua huffs, his head still spinning. As far as being a married man goes, Shang Qinghua is nowhere near ready.
“What?” Mobei Jun raises a single eyebrow. “Were you looking to marry for love?”
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Bookmarked by CaptainBumble
01 Aug 2025
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Cuuuute. Moshang misunderstandings + arranged marriage
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Regardless of the Hardships by Ehann
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Aug 2023
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The first thing Shen Yuan did upon transmigrating was shave that monstrosity of a mustache. What was Mu Qingfang thinking, Shen Yuan wondered, glaring at himself in the mirror?! Well, he thought, it’s too late now.
He was now Mu Qingfang, peak lord of Qian Cao peak. He might as well get used to calling himself that now, so.
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- Part 1 of Regardless of the Hardships
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Bookmarked by CaptainBumble
25 Jul 2025
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So cute!!! Fluffy, little steamy, happy ending
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check first before photocopying by anatheme
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Jun 2025
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That was how he found himself in the morning, sitting in front of four kneeling protagonists and lecturing them on the proper way to treat and respect their human cultivator of a teacher.
"I," Shen Qingqiu said in a tone so low that only Shang Qinghua had the pleasure of hearing it after Shen Qingqiu corrected him for the nth time, "am not some sort of toy or prize to be passed around and fought over!"
After enduring a long sect meeting and a migraine, Shen Qingqiu anticipated a relaxing night with his husband. What greeted him instead was his husband, Luo Bingge, teen Luo Binghe and Bingpup. Now he must find a way to give the three versions their unfulfilled wishes.
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Oversharing is Caring by Prudabaga
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Mar 2024
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"And that," Shen Qingqiu said, his voice steady as he concluded his argument, "is why Liu Qingge is only the third prettiest person on Cang Qiong, after Luo Binghe and presumably Liu Mingyuan, but before Yue Qingyuan. Sorry, Zhangmen-shixiong."
"That's alright," Yue Qingyuan said in a strangled voice.
"It comes down to his ass."
"Yes, you've already said as much, shidi. Several times." Yue Qingyuan looked like he wanted to die a little bit, which was unfair. He wasn't the one who'd been dosed with a wife-plot potion designed to lower inhibitions while also compelling the truth! If anyone here should be embarrassed, it was Shen Qingqiu!
He didn't feel embarrassed, though. That was probably due to the potion, now that he thought about it.
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Bookmarked by CaptainBumble
23 Nov 2024
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Ridiculously sweet tooth rotting fluff. Really needed this today. Read on hard days 🥺💖
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Incubus by Prudabaga
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Aug 2024
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It took Shen Yuan a full week to realize he'd transmigrated into PIDW.
In his defense, he'd woken up to a sky filled with blood rain, raging walls of hellfire, and a shadowy thing trying to take a bite out of his leg. He'd had to hit the ground running (literally, because that shadow thing had been hungry and fast) and hadn't had much time to take in his surroundings.
Luckily he was fast in this life. His strange new set of goat-like legs seemed to help with that.
In which Shen Yuan transmigrates as an incubus, and everyone realizes it but him.
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Remember To Water The Plants! by platinum_firebird for silversinnbees
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Jul 2024
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When your spouses go away on a work trip, usually they'd be asking you to look after their plants.
Instead, Shen Qingqiu leaves a plant to look after Liu Qingge.
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(yours) to claim by lavenderandrue
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Jul 2023
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“Shishu, what a pleasant surprise,” Luo Binghe drawls, giving Liu Qingge a slow, deliberate smile that shows every one of his sharp teeth. He hadn’t expected to be pinned up against a tree today, but it seems his morning is off to a very good start.
Shen Qingqiu is away for the day. Binghe's other husband gives him the distraction he needs. -
something you don't give much attention by brosnyaa
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Dec 2020
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It starts like every other fight. Liu Qingge lands one hit to Luo Binghe's every three, both of them bruising and collecting injuries like art. It drags on until the sunlight starts to fade, until they're both breathing heavily and covered in a fine sheet of sweat.
And then Luo Binghe makes a mistake.
It's small - just a minor misstep, an unfortunate shift of balance. Against any other opponent, it wouldn't mean a thing. Wouldn't make a difference. But Liu Qingge has been watching. Liu Qingge has been waiting for Luo Binghe to make a mistake for years. He quickly changes his attack mid-step, throwing his weight against the opening Luo Binghe's mistake left, and Luo Binghe falls. Liu Qingge falls with him, of course -he compromised too much of his balance with that attack - but he makes sure to end up on top, straddling Luo Binghe and pressing the flat of Cheng Luan's blade to his neck.
Without meaning to, without thinking to stop it, Liu Qingge smiles at him, bright and genuine and triumphant.
Luo Binghe's breath catches.
"I win."
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~Or~ The one where Liu Qingge actually wins a fight and Luo Binghe ends up getting a little hot for Shishu.
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Tarnished Gold by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Dec 2023
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Becoming emperor of the cultivation world will start with a first step as small and basic as becoming Head Disciple of Huan Hua Palace. For that, he must steal the position away from the current Head Disciple. Luo Binghe will sabotage, upstage, and completely and utterly best him.
The road to destroying everything and everyone who has ever wronged him, to becoming the highest ruler so that no one will ever have the right to control him ever again - it will start as simply as ruining Gongyi Xiao’s life.
Compared to everything else he’s already done, this should be easy.
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Luo Binghe brings all his skills of cunning and brutality to bear on Gongyi Xiao, Head Disciple of Huan Hua Palace Sect. It… doesn’t go too well for him.
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Come With Me by acernor for scribblescribbles
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Nov 2023
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Mutually antagonistic Liu Qingge and Luo Binghe share an ill-advised hookup at the wedding of their exes.
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- Part 1 of Come With Me
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Bookmarked by CaptainBumble
14 Nov 2023
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Ok can I just say… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 😭😭😭💖💖💖🔥🔥🔥🫣🔥🫣🔥🫣🔥🔥🔥🔥🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵💦💦💦💦💖💖💖💖💖💖🫨💅😏
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returned tenfold by lavenderandrue for Ilthit
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Sep 2023
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“We were thinking perhaps a little game of sorts? An exchange of winnings and gifts?”
Bristling immediately, Liu Qingge draws himself up ramrod straight. “I have no wish to play your games, demon,” he spits. Shen Qingqiu makes some kind of small noise behind his fan, perhaps a laugh or a sound of dismay, and Liu Qingge tries to ignore the way the tips of his ears heat up.
“Actually, Shidi, it was this shixiong’s idea.” Shen Qingqiu uncrosses his legs and sits a little straighter on his throne, which is far more ornate than Luo Binghe’s. The solemn dignity is marred a little by the pile of cushions spilling out from underneath his robes and the bag of melon seeds resting on the arm.
Liu Qingge’s chest aches faintly. This is fairly normal when he’s around Shen Qingqiu, so he ignores it.- Language:
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Bookmarked by CaptainBumble
14 Nov 2023
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SO CUUUUUUUUUTE. Dirty game ends in BingLiuShen 💖💖💖💖🫣🔥🔥🔥🔥
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helpless to do anything but love you by fallingraine85 for acernor
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Mar 2020
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Liu Qingge's throat feels dry and his eyes feel more damp than they ought to. He swallows. “You told me once that I would protect Shen Qingqiu, and I will, until I breathe my last breath. You told me that you would protect the both of us.” He moves one of his hands, presses it against Luo Binghe's chest, and he can feel the steady beating of his heart, beneath his palm. “We will also protect you.” He keeps his hand there, over Luo Binghe's heart, and he hopes that the other man understands.
We will protect this heart of yours.
Bookmarked by CaptainBumble
29 May 2023
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🔥😋🔥 smoking hot but 🫠💖🫶🔥 oh,… oh my god how sweet the ending is
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you and you and i by fallingraine85 for acernor
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Jan 2020
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Liu Qingge watches them. He can remember a time when seeing any sort of display of affection between these two had caused him to ache; he can remember how it had felt, seeing a gentle touch or lingering kiss shared between the two of them—he remembers how it had felt like little shards of glass that had embedded themselves further and further in his chest with every broken inhale.
The ache is still there, now, but transformed. It’s fierce in its own right, but so much sweeter. His lovers are beautiful together, and he enjoys watching them; he is aware of just how privileged he is, to be able to witness the love between them, and to be part of it.
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Let's Undress the War God by acernor, ShanBlackRX, The_Iron_Dragon
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Apr 2022
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“You’ve won,” Liu Qingge says stiffly, after a long moment. “I cede.”
“Oh?” Luo Binghe says, smirk spreading across his lips. “You’ll pay the forfeit?”
“Didn’t you just hear me?” He's trying to keep his temper in check, with Shen Qingqiu watching him so closely. He’s only one monster short; it would take two more to break past even.
“Very well then,” Luo Binghe says, grin stretching his lips irritatingly. “Strip.”
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Achievement Unlocked by The Feels Whale (miscellea)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Dec 2021
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One day, after five years of reasonably peaceful marriage with only a few kidnappings and sex pollen incidents, Shen Yuan is sent back to his old body without warning. Luo Binghe makes a deal with an alien entity calling itself the System to perform a mission in exchange for the ability to bring his husband home.
The mission is simple; [Uncover secret transmigrator plotline and flesh out the character wiki!]
At least it will be once he figures out what the words ‘transmigrator’ and ‘wiki’ mean.
Or: That one where Shen Yuan and Luo Binghe don’t realize they’re in a domestic fluff bonus chapter.
Written for the 2021 MXTX Big Bang with art created by Ataratah
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Dual Cultivation or Date by acernor
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Dec 2019
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“Shizun said I made you feel so good,” Luo Binghe says, “that I could fuck you any time I wanted.”
Liu Qingge stops breathing for a second.
“What,” he blurts out.
Shen Qingqiu could tell he’d been into it?!
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- Part 2 of Dual Cultivation
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Bookmarked by CaptainBumble
30 Apr 2023
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Fucking DELICIOUS 🤤 OMG I didn’t think I would be so in to a thriller but this was *chef’s kiss* I want so much more ;0;
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Master of Dual Cultivation by esama
Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Jul 2022
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Bookmarked by CaptainBumble
12 Apr 2023
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Fantastic retelling of SV - white haired shizhun with reverse harem elements 😍🫶
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Xie Lian gets a glimpse of its eye: a hot coal set deep into unearthly, marble-like skin, onyx pupil blown so wide with bloodlust it threatens to swallow the red iris entirely. A mouth full of entirely too many teeth, extended incisors bared like daggers. Rust smeared down the pale line of its throat.
A vampire. A feral vampire.
Looking at him like a feast set out before a starving man.
While wandering the mortal realm, Xie Lian stumbles upon a hungry vampire who, curiously, seems reluctant to drink from him.
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Bookmarked by CaptainBumble
09 Mar 2023
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;0; OH MY GOODNESS 💖💖💖💖💖💖 so fucking sweet and lovely. Worth a reread!!!
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For a Good Time, Call by ScarlettStorm
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Nov 2020
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The picture is of Wei Ying, that much is clear. It’s of a lot more of Wei Ying than Lan Zhan is used to seeing. He supposes that, technically, Wei Ying is dressed. It’s a bare technicality, since one of Wei Ying’s hands has rucked up his black tank top practically to his collarbone, showing a long expanse of abdomen and one nipple. Sweat beads on his sternum, catching the light like jewels. His other hand is--Lan Zhan feels his eyes widen, as though unable to look away from a train wreck--on his hip, one thumb tugging down the waistband of a pair of red briefs. Wei Ying is biting his lower lip and looking directly into the camera, sultry, his eyes dark and inviting. His erection is obvious, outlined against the red of the briefs and framed carefully with the hand on his hip. Lan Zhan’s brain goes wildly, screamingly blank.
Or: Lan Zhan accidentally finds his best friend's OnlyFans account and has an ongoing emotional crisis.
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My Heart is the Finish Line by UseMyMuse
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
24 Sep 2022
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When famous racer Lan Wangji sees single parent Wei Wuxian walking the street in all of his beautiful glory, he can't help but circle back in hopes of a phone number. The chemistry is electric and instant between the two, but being a single parent brings fears and doubts, not to mention Lan Wangji is at the top of his career right now.