14 Bookmarks by CaptainErica
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(02:50) how did you know i would be up
(02:50) I didn’t.
(02:51) Figured you would see it when you got up.
(02:51) congrats you just found out about my chronic insomnia
(02:51) if you need a distraction at 3am i’m your guy
(02:52) I’ll keep that in mind.
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- English
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- 26/26
- Comments:
- 579
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Bookmarked by CaptainErica
29 Sep 2020
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Hermione Granger has a career she loves, friends she can depend on, and a nice set of hand towels for her new flat.
She's single and tired of tiresome men, but that doesn't stop her from wearing beautiful lingerie underneath her serious Ministry skirts.
Or having pictures taken in naughty knickers.
Just once.
For herself.Draco Malfoy doesn't get upset at the sight of blood, which is good, because he sees a lot of it.
What he doesn't see a lot of is Hermione Granger in her unmentionables.
Usually.A series of meetings and mix-ups in which one cannot possibly mean done.
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- Part 1 of Workplace Shenanigans
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 34,930
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Collections:
- 35
- Comments:
- 609
- Kudos:
- 10,168
- Bookmarks:
- 3,208
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- 317,938
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13 Sep 2020
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of flavoured names and coloured sounds by Pink Panda (Ejacyeolation)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Apr 2020
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"He doesn’t question it at first, the fact that sounds have colours and words have flavours. He grows up with it, grows up seeing powerful ruptures of colour when his mother plays the piano and softer, translucent bursts when the people around him speak. His father’s voice fills his vision with sombre oranges and lilacs while his mother’s is a pleasant mix of delicate greens, blues, and greys. The word father tastes like wet wood and the word mother tastes like the pumpkin juice the house-elves frequently serve him."
In which Draco just wants to know what colour Hermione's moans would be. He also wants to know if her skin would taste as sweet as her surname or maybe as intoxicating as her given name.
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- English
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- 10,351
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Collections:
- 12
- Comments:
- 172
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- 2,951
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- 815
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- 44,092
Bookmarked by CaptainErica
15 May 2020
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Minho makes a friend on an app that’s totally, definitely, 100% NOT a dating service and Taehyun has a headache.
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05 Jan 2018
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/sænd/
noun
1. a loose granular substance, typically golden brown, resulting from the erosion of rocks and forming a major constituent of deserts
2. to have a great deal of courage, and strength in the face of something that frightens oneThe origin story of Goodnight Robicheaux and Billy Rocks
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- Part 1 of Desert Sand
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- English
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- 34,206
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Comments:
- 260
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- 1,322
- Bookmarks:
- 248
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- 16,964
Bookmarked by CaptainErica
28 Sep 2016
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Some relationships take longer to figure out than others.
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- English
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- 7,537
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
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- 23
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- 302
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- 50
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Bookmarked by CaptainErica
13 Aug 2016
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Will they or won't they? Oh, they will. Fluff for when you need it. Romantic short stories, multiple pairings, mostly Dramione but some by request. Includes Bachelorette, Reunion, and The Real World: Hogwarts series.
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- Part 1 of Potions Collection
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- English
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- 689,020
- Chapters:
- 173/173
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 2,693
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11 Aug 2016
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Oakenshield Press by littleblackdog, pibroch (littleblackdog)
Fandom: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
28 Jan 2013
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- Bookmarks:
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07 Jul 2016
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Sansûkh by determamfidd
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Lord of the Rings (Movies)
30 Jun 2021
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From a Hobbitkink prompt:
The battle was over, and Thorin Oakenshield awoke, naked and shivering, in the Halls of his Ancestors.
The novelty of being dead fades quickly, and watching over his companions soon fills him with grief and guilt. Oddly, a faint flicker of hope arises in the form of his youngest kinsman, a Dwarf of Durin's line with bright red hair.
(Follows the story of the War of the Ring).
(Bagginshield, Gimli/Legolas) In which recovery takes time, the dead members of the Company take to watching Gimli as though he’s a soap opera, the living struggle with being left behind, Legolas is confused, Khuzdul is abused, and Thorin is four feet and ten inches of guilt and anger.
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"Bilbo never bothers denying that he is a slight, little bit, probably infatuated with Thorin. It’s not something that bothers him. Really. He’s pretty sure that everyone very likely has a little flutter in their chest for the dwarf. He’s something grand and unattainable.
And it’s really much safer if it stays that way."
Series
- Part 1 of A Cultural Misunderstanding
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 45,453
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Collections:
- 18
- Comments:
- 687
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- 19,211
- Bookmarks:
- 5,004
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- 383,257
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05 Mar 2015
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A Perfect Match by Chamelaucium
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
02 Dec 2013
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Bilbo tries his hand at match-making. What he doesn't expect is to find his perfect match in the process...
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- English
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- Chapters:
- 12/12
- Comments:
- 235
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- 2,415
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- 517
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- 52,935
Bookmarked by CaptainErica
25 Feb 2015
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Bilbo is not falling in love with a dwarf. The idea is simply ridiculous and that's all there is to it. Even if Kíli is too pretty for his own good.
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Up In Smoke by keelywolfe
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
23 Apr 2018
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Winter is no time to be traveling over the mountains and so Bilbo finds himself staying in Erebor until spring. When a gift comes from the Shire, he's more than willing to share his prize. After all, surely a relaxing pipe of Longbottom leaf could only be good for Thorin Oakenshield....
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 46,510
- Chapters:
- 12/?
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 484
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- 2,004
- Bookmarks:
- 472
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- 47,381
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23 Feb 2015
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Foxes and their uses on adventures and romance by canary_blues
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - All Media Types
22 Apr 2013
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Hobbit kink meme: I see him as a little fox (see what I did there?;)) or something. I would like for this to be common knowledge among the dwarves and none of them batting an eyelid when he randomly disappears only for a small brown fox to start trotting alongside Fili or Bilbo in his place.
We know Bilbo clearly has a soft spot for animals since he was treating his pony to apples and was ready to sneak into a troll camp just to save them. So Kili uses this to his advantage.
Cue Kili being utterly, undeniably adorable in his animal form, laying his muzzle on Bilbo's lap at night or curling up beside him for extra warmth. Little things like that.
Maybe Fili thinks this is hilarious, or pathetic, or teases his brother. The other dwarves eye-rolling, Thorin sighing over his nephew using his shapeshifting gift to score points, etc.
Honestly you can make Kili's animal form anything, you can make ALL the dwarves shapeshifters, you can go wild. Just as long as it's got some sort of Kilbo undertones and Kili using his adorable animal self to his advantage.