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Shut-Up Kissing Is a Valid Communication Style by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
26 Oct 2025
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“I hate you,” Sanji gasps, covering his face.
Zoro leans on the counter and smirks. “You kiss all the people you hate?”
There’s a beat.
A long, excruciating, seismic beat where Sanji makes eye contact with the emergency wine rack and seriously considers smashing a bottle over his own head.
“I kissed you to shut you up,” he snarls.
“You could’ve just told me to shut up.”
“Oh, believe me, I have. Multiple times. All the time. But your mouth—your stupid mouth—never listens. It just keeps flapping like an idiot sail in an idiot storm on an idiot pirate ship and—!”
In which Sanji kisses Zoro to shut him up and it goes horribly, horribly right.
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- Part 8 of ZoSan / SanZo Oneshots
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12 Apr 2026
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As another illness sweeps through Berk, Gothi needs another ingredient for her medicine...one that doesn't exist anymore. Fortunately, she kept that old spell book around for such an occasion. Big Hiccup is sent to five years into the past, and his younger self sent to take his place in the future. But it's only a few days, what could go wrong?
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21 Nov 2025
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“An old firewatch tower,” Stiles repeated, still not looking at Derek, “they’re abandoned now, but it may still have some sort of communication equipment we can use to call for help.”
Derek’s head was spinning. Survival classes. Spark. Firewatch tower. Jennifer. No werewolf powers. It was too much, all way too much for him to take in. He gritted his teeth, wishing his brain didn’t feel like it was coated in syrup, a heavy fog clouding his ability to process the past twelve hours. He hadn’t realized how much his body ached until he tried to get up, but he would be damned if he wasn’t going to fight tooth and claw to get them both out of there safely. Even if it meant Stiles never talked to him again after this.
Anchors, anchors are our downfall
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26 Aug 2025
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In All of That by kuroi_atropos
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy, The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
08 Feb 2025
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In which Luke Skywalker and Din Djarin find themselves whisked into the past via crazy Force osik and decide to make the best of it much to the initial horror of the Jedi Council, especially Obi-wan Kenobi who's been there since they landed and somehow got put in charge of dealing with them. He's also a little terrified of how big the Clone Troopers betting pool is getting because of them.
Anakin Skywalker on the other hand is stuck wondering how a mere two people can somehow turn the galaxy upside down and make it so much brighter. He's also tossing credits into the betting pool on the odds that the 501st will be the Legion that gets to keep them around, if only because the other blonde feels really familiar in the Force while pulling the same stunts he does and the council would probably want to keep all the crazy contained.
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05 Jul 2025
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Gold Rush by Verian_the_Chaos_Entity
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy, The Mandalorian (TV)
06 Jan 2025
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All Din wanted to do was help Luke explore an abandoned jedi temple. Now they're 30 years in the past and Din accidentally convinced some jedi into thinking they've traveled forward in time rather than backwards. No-one asks Luke about this.
Basically Din ends up in the clone wars but through his lack of pre-empire knowledge and Anakin’s willingness to jump to conclusions, Din has accidentally convinced the old jedi order that he’s an ancient mandalorian and Luke is an ancient jedi. And no-one decides to explain this to Luke.
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15 May 2025