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Maid of Honour by beerok23
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett, Good Omens - All Media Types
04 May 2026
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Dick magnet and astrophysicist Anthony J. Crowley has his life all figured out: success in his field, an endless supply of meaningless one-night-stands to fulfill his sexual needs, and Aziraphale Fell – his best friend of twenty-years, only failed-hook-up-in-his-record and favourite person on every known planet – for everything else.
Sure, he’s got his Dark Days like everyone else, and he can’t say “I love you” to anyone that isn’t an animal, and sometimes he feels like there could be more to life than constantly skimming the surface of things, but all in all he’s happy with what he has.
That is until Aziraphale comes back from Scotland and announces out of the blue that he’s engaged to be married and asks Crowley to be his best man slash maid of honour.Among traitorous kilts, feral godmothers, angelic baby goats, and unnervingly perfect fiancés, the very real prospect of Aziraphale’s happiness not including him forces Crowley to reckon with some pretty hard truths he’s been ignoring all his life.
Will he go along with the wedding and carry out his duties as MOH? Or is he brave enough to go after Aziraphale and show him that their happiness is one and the same? And what if it’s too little too late?- Language:
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25 Apr 2026
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They're trans and they're super into each other. What else do you need?
Naughty & Nice Exchange gift for plushaziraphale.
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05 Apr 2026
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is this the real thing/is this just fantasy? by depraveddame
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 Jun 2025
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During a dry spell, Crowley complains loudly and insistently to his flatmate (who he’s wanted to fuck as long as he's known him) about how a dildo is nowhere near as satisfying as the real thing, and Aziraphale proposes that they actually put Crowley's theory to the test.
Just two flatmates conducting an experiment where they see if Crowley actually can tell the difference between a sex toy and Aziraphale's cock in the name of science, aka the Real Dick vs Dildo challenge, aka the one where affection starved Crowley has desires and feelings and would pretty much do anything to get Aziraphale inside him at least once.
Part 3 of my Pride series!
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- Part 3 of Ineffable Pride Collection 🌈
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27 Feb 2026
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La Dolce Vita by captain_sassy_socks
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
04 Aug 2024
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Aziraphale, almost fifty, lives a quiet life in London.
His brother Gabriel invites him to spend his summer vacation on his estate in Italy.
There, he meets a man with copper-colored hair and a crooked smile who shows him a world beyond his beloved books.
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- Part 1 of La Dolce Vita
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10 Feb 2026
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In the Margins: What's Cooking? by thisisshiny
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
20 Jan 2026
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A burned piece of toast turns into a lesson in love.
When Aziraphale decides to teach Crowley how to cook, the kitchen becomes a classroom, cookbooks become literature, and food becomes yet another way of caring for each other.
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- Part 17 of In the Margins - A Literary Love Story
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05 Feb 2026