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  1. Public Bookmark 36

    Dad(s) Talk by

    Fandoms: The Iliad - Homer, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, HOMER - Works  

    13 Sep 2024

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    “ Welcome welcome, godlike Achilles,” Odysseus started dramatically and even mock bowed, “ to our self pity party.”
    “ Self pity party of stuck-up fathers.”

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    10 Feb 2026

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    A little more than a headache by

    Fandoms: The Iliad - Homer, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, The Odyssey - Homer  

    28 Sep 2024

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    Being a god’s favourite often comes with side effects, with migraines being one of the most common ones. So at first, Odysseus doesn’t think this headache is anything unusual.

    Then nine months passes.

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    I had a terrible idea, and. What’s that thing when you put too much effort into a joke and it doesn’t seem so much like a joke anymore?

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    09 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 46

    The Wedding Rumors by

    Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb  

    26 Mar 2025

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    Phineas mentioned how he wouldn't mind marrying Isabella when they're older. Word gets around quickly and Chaos ensues.

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    22 Jul 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 47

    Sing, O Muse, of Agony by

    Fandoms: The Iliad - Homer, The Odyssey - Homer, EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), Ancient Greek Religion & Lore  

    17 Feb 2026

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    In the shadows of war and duty, quiet bonds are hidden from prying eyes—some tender, some painful, and some worth breaking the rules for. This is the story of a forbidden love between Prince Hector of Troy and Queen Odysseus of Ithaca, how it all started and what the war will force them to do.

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    04 Jul 2025

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    look into your eyes and the sky's the limit by

    Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), Hamilton - Miranda  

    08 Oct 2024

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    Love comes in many different ways. For a certain Odysseus of Ithica, he expresses it by noticing every little detail of another certain Alexander Hamilton and viewing it as beauty.

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    20 Apr 2025