Chalatan
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- Hustle (7)
- Alan Wake (Video Games) (4)
- Grand Theft Auto V (3)
- American Gods - Neil Gaiman (1)
- American Gods (TV) (1)
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Franklin’s friendship with Lester was always going to be a bit odd, but lately it’s been getting really odd.
At what point does banter become flirting?
When does a joke become a confession?
And why is it making Franklin question who he is and what he wants?Expect lots of banter, sexual tension and not very plausible deniability.
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Lester and Trevor are stuck together in a truck in the middle of the desert, waiting.
Trevor knows one good way to pass the time.“God, are you… serious?” Lester asked, almost a whisper.
“Fuck yeah! You think I’m just gonna jerk one out for a joke?” Trevor snapped, still stroking.
“...I think you’re the kind of man that would do that, yes.” -
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Ash tells Danny about Albert's theory, and Danny decides he wants to challenge Albert to a bet. He might get more than he bargained for...
“A true grifter needs nothing more than their wits, and with them, they can get anything-” Stroller paused for dramatic effect, holding up a finger. “-More than that, a really skilled grifter can get anyone.”
Inspired by the wonderful fic and concept by andrealyn.
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- Part 2 of The Theory
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- 3,681
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A young Ash meets The Albert stroller for the first time. He’s treated to a surprising night: part card game, part interview and part… something else. Oh, and Albert has a theory he'd like to test.
“A true grifter needs nothing more than their wits, and with them, they can get anything-” Stroller paused for dramatic effect, holding up a finger. “-More than that, a really skilled grifter can get anyone.”
Inspired by the wonderful fic and concept by andrealyn.
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- Part 1 of The Theory
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,312
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
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Lester brings Franklin back to his place after a night of drinking, but he's forgotten to put his toys away... An awkward moment quickly turns hot when Franklin decides he would really like a demonstration.
“If you wanted, you could watch me take it”
Essentially: Lester takes an absurdly large dildo and Franklin watches.
3rd person Franklin POV
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A gift for koomaqu, who gave the fantastic prompt "TM!Greg/TM!Alex - Greg makes Alex get a new suit. He stays with Alex in the room, lounging on the sofa and observing intently as the tailor takes Alex measurements."
“These trousers are shit,” he rumbles, low and intimate, like he’s breathing obscenities into Alex’s ear. “Polyester?”
Alex nods helplessly. He’s not sure what his face is doing, but he’s sure it’s something humiliating. “Polyester.”
“Eugh. I bet you’re sweating your nasty little bollocks off in that.”
“Yes, Greg.”
“Disgusting. Can’t even dress yourself properly, can you?”
Alex shakes his head. It’s true. He’s wearing an awful, scruffy, torn, dirty suit and he’s an awful, scruffy, torn, dirty man.
Bookmarked by Chalatan
19 Aug 2025
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Well he didn't find fucking Narnia, that's for sure.
Bookmarked by Chalatan
30 Sep 2024
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How to Make iOS Text Messages on AO3 by CodenameCarrot, La_Temperanza
Fandoms: No Fandom
10 Apr 2016
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This is a tutorial/live example on how to mimic iOS text messages on AO3 without the need to use images. There's also a chapter on how to have emojis displayed on AO3 as well.
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- Part 3 of AO3 Work Skins/Tutorials
- Language:
- English
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- 4,500
- Chapters:
- 2/2
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Bookmarked by Chalatan
21 Jun 2023
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Writing Porn (and other ways to seduce your vampire roommates) by UnfortunatelyObsessed for foxymandy3100 (Sukurarose92), nerdykai128
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
27 Mar 2022
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“There,” he says. “Taken care of. Now back to my problems—“
“NANDOR!” Guillermo is already yelling, snatching the vacuum away and pressing his face to the dusty old bag. “Can you hear me?!” He thinks he hears a defeated, squished help, and he scowls at Laszlo. “How the hell am I meant to get him out of here in one piece?!”
“Not my problem,” Laszlo deadpans. “What is my problem is that I’ve run out of porn to read.”
“Holy fucking—“ Guillermo is off, muttering curses as he unearths Laszlo’s laptop from under a pile of crap. “Use your computer. You know, the one you made me steal from Best Buy?! Just Google it!”
“There’s porn on the internet?”
“THAT IS ALL THAT IS ON THE INTERNET!”
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 54,135
- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Comments:
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Bookmarked by Chalatan
13 Aug 2022
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The cheap revolver that Ajay Ghale trained on the convenience store clerk that day was never supposed to be loaded.
But it was, and a tragic accident in the middle of his armed robbery attempt certainly looked an awful lot like cold-blooded murder instead. That and the fact that he panicked and fled across state lines is how he now finds himself sentenced to life without parole at the ripe old age of twenty-seven.
And Ajay's not even an inmate of Stockard Federal Penitentiary for a whole day before he manages to catch the notice of some weird older guy named Pagan.
Maybe the wrong kind of notice.
Bookmarked by Chalatan
14 Jun 2022