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  1. Public Bookmark 15

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    Carry On Countdown 2022 Day 4: Cake

    Cake makes Simon horny and Baz doesn't mind that much. AKA: cake smut.

    That's it, that's the fic

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    29 Nov 2022

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    "Oh, so it’s my fault you turned me into a fucking nightmare—”
    “I turned you into myself!”
    “That’s what I’m saying!”

    Simon and Baz swap bodies. Just not in the way you'd think.

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    11 Nov 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 5

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    Smut. Pure Smut.

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    11 Nov 2021

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    11 Nov 2021

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    Simon feels stuck in place while everyone else is moving forward. It's been five years since his supposed magickal destiny came crashing down, and he finds himself out of work and out of an apartment. Just when he thought things couldn't get worse, he gets magickally bound to a vampire hook-up.

    In which Simon went through Watford without Baz, Baz got a proper vampire upbringing, and they still end up together in the end.

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    11 Nov 2021

  6. Public Bookmark 99

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    Simon Snow lives on the edge of a knife, waiting for the one wrong move that will finally throw him into the abyss. With his alpha urges barely contained and his magic unmanageable the last thing he needs is a job from the Mage, but Simon can’t afford to say no. The job is simple enough, but a chance encounter with a cold and calculating omega leaves Simon reeling and pulled into a mystery that has haunted the town of Watford for over a decade.

    As heir to the Grimms and the Pitches, Baz was never supposed to be an omega. He might’ve been forgiven for not being born an alpha if a childhood attack hadn’t also left him a vampire. Instead, he’s a liability, hidden away in the countryside with any freedom hard won. When a threat to his mother’s legacy has him risking it all, it brings him face to face with Simon, an alpha who just might be capable of tearing apart Baz’s careful world. Does he dare trust the alpha who is working for the very man destroying Watford? And can Baz allow himself to give in to his hunger?

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    11 Nov 2021

  7. Public Bookmark 45

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    Simon and Baz hate each other. Always have, and always will.
    It's one of the few constants in Simon's messy life.
    Or so he thought, because it turns out, there's more to Baz than what meets the eye.
    **
    [He’s not sure why they spent so much time fighting when they could have done this since day one. So much time wasted.
    Oh well.
    Simon is determined to make up for all the time lost.]

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    11 Nov 2021

  8. Public Bookmark 24

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    My day starts with a horse and ends with a soldier.

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    11 Nov 2021

  9. Public Bookmark *

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    Adulthood is supposed to be Simon Snow’s happily ever after. Instead, he’s adjusting to mundanity as well as a former Chosen One could - awfully. (Honestly what the fuck is he doing with his life?) At twenty-three he thinks he’s done with the adventures. The problem is that trouble tends to look for Simon.

    This time he’s taken back to Watford School of Magicks. To open the Third Gate, slay the Sixth White Hare, and maybe find the fairies in the process. Meanwhile, the NowNext are setting up shop in London, his ex-girlfriend is unofficially a vampire slayer, his best friend’s in love with a Normal, said Normal is still cursed and running out of time, the dead spots are closing (maybe Simon isn’t as Normal as he thought), and on top of all of it - Baz is back in the country after being abroad for several years, looking good enough to eat.

    And Simon is still hopelessly in love with him.

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    11 Nov 2021

  10. Public Bookmark 6

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    Written by true_heros

    Eight year without the Veil and the kidnapping by the numpties. This leads to the battle between the Mage's Men and the Old Families to happen before the Humdrum has been defeated. After the battle and all that happened during it, Simon returns to Watford and faces Baz. They were always doomed to lose everything, but maybe something can be won?

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    25 Oct 2021

  11. Public Bookmark 68

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    05 Oct 2021

  12. Public Bookmark 19

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    Simon's watching the river, feeling introspective. He's just got back to Prague after a weekend away with Baz, and they want to go dancing — where else would tired legs take them, but down into the alluring dark? There's more waiting for them underground than they bargained for, but there's always the light of home at the end of a long night out...

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    05 Oct 2021

  13. Public Bookmark *

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    Neuro-atypical uni student Baz Pitch has never had a boyfriend, or a first date. He’s never even been kissed. Up until now, he’s been too busy being…well. Neuro-atypical.

    He spends his days at uni and his nights working at the bookshop owned by his eccentric aunt’s on-again off-again boyfriend. He’s not doing it for the money—all he needs is something to get him out of the house. But he never expected a simple bookselling job to turn his entire world upside-down.

    Enter Simon Salisbury. He’s not sure where his life’s headed. He’s taken a gap year, and his girlfriend’s gone off to college in California and broken up with him. When his best friend Penelope takes him to the bookshop near her school for a coffee and a scone, he thinks all he’s getting is advice and commiseration. But then there's Baz.

    Simon’s determined to get to know the bloke at the bookshop, but Baz has spent a lifetime trapped inside his own mind. He knows that letting Simon get to know him means exposing the most vulnerable bits of himself. But love is vulnerable in itself, and sometimes trusting someone with our hearts is a risk worth taking.

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    05 Oct 2021

  14. Public Bookmark 10

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    what if Simon gets bitten by a vampire?

    And Baz gets possessive and protective over him?

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    a story of if Simon got bitten and catches feeling for Baz but ends up hiding his feeling so he can get help from Baz to take care of himself.

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    05 Oct 2021

  15. Public Bookmark 42

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    It's been exactly nine days since I last had any alone time with Simon—any intimate time. He came to my flat on Valentine's Day, sucked me off in my kitchen, and spent the night in my bed. Firsts, all of it.
    You would think, therefore, that this would ease some of the tension between us. You would think that him coming around on my birthday with the intention of spending the night again would be not quite as nerve-wracking, given the hurdles we’ve cleared.
    Au contraire. I'm more nervous than ever.

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    05 Oct 2021

  16. Public Bookmark 31

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    But when he turns the key, the engine only sputters.
    “Uh,” Simon says. He tries again, stomping on the accelerator, and there’s nothing but a faint clicking sound. “Shit."
    “Shit,” I agree. I rest my head on the seatback and close my eyes.
    “This happens sometimes,” Simon admits quietly. No, I do not forgive Simon Snow for being a bumbling mess. Perhaps if I were a kinder person. But because I am a professional, I do not glare at him. I keep my eyes closed, my breath even.

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    An AU very loosely based on the move 27 Dresses. (So loose that you don't need to have seen the movie to read this.) (Although it is probably more fun that way.)

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    05 Oct 2021

  17. Public Bookmark 22

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    “Please, just fucking touch me already,” I whine. Dignity was never an option with Baz. He knows how to take me apart, touch by teasing touch, and it’s pointless to pretend I’m not affected.

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    05 Oct 2021

  18. Public Bookmark 21

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    A collection of snowbaz podfics from various creators.

     
    Complete.

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    15 Sep 2021

  19. Public Bookmark 73

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    BITE commercializes itself as an adult establishment, but, to those few who know, it’s a vampire club. A place where Normals get glamoured and bitten (or more) and sent on their merry way.

    Simon Snow knew what he was looking for when he signed the waivers and paid the admittance fees, what he hadn’t realized was that he’d wind up with Baz Pitch.

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    04 Sep 2021

  20. Public Bookmark 5

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    The upper years are taking a night off to party, but a game of truth or dare ends up going off track in the most Simon Snow way possible, leaving Baz to deal with the aftermath.

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    128
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    5
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    1,007

    03 Sep 2021

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