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    Blitzø falls asleep on his couch, crying, after the shit that went down at Ozzie's.

    Blitzø wakes up in his bed, on the morning of that same day.

    He's having the worst day of his life...over and over again.

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    A Groundhog Day-esque fix-it for Helluva Boss Episode 7.

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    Post Season two. Archangel Michael has ordered the capture of the demon Crowley to prevent him from interfering with the Second Coming.
    The Supreme Archangel knew nothing about this order, but he quickly finds out. When Aziraphale sees Crowley in Heaven, bound in chains, we find out whose side he's really on.

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    Crowley didn't look up immediately when he heard the shop door open; he was just in the middle of finishing off a complicated bouquet, and the blasted ribbon was being difficult about things.

    "Just a sec," he said, scowling as the end slipped away from him again.

    There was a pause. And then a voice, softly, "There you are."

    An unusual customer walks into Anthony Crowley's flower shop with a very specific request. AU, series, complete, angst with a happy ending.

    (Series Summary: For three centuries, Crowley has been reincarnated over and over as a human with no memory of his past. Aziraphale has tried to find a way to restore him to his true self, but all he seems to do is hurt them both. This time, he only means to steal a brief moment when he walks into Crowley's flower shop. But Crowley can't let it go...)

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    Right, so. The love of his life asked to be in a fake relationship with him. How was Crowley not supposed to lose his mind over that? How was he supposed to hide how he melted like an ice cream cone in the sun when Aziraphale held his hand?

     

    Companion piece to Pretend For Me, from Crowley's POV.

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    04 Jan 2024

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    Crowley was still as stone beside him. His ears were cherry-red. “So...if we pretend we’re in a relationship, we’ll be safe.”

    “I believe so.”

    “And that would, that would involve, what?” he spoke hesitantly, softly. “Holding your hand, telling you that you mean a lot to me, kissing you for them to see?”

    Two great hands were constricting Aziraphale’s lungs. He fought back an undignified wheeze. “Yes, I think so.”

    “I can do that,” he croaked.
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    In a panic, Aziraphale tells the archangels he survived hellfire due to his soul mixing with Crowley's because they're in a romantic and sexual relationship. They want him to prove it. Cue a fake relationship.

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    02 Jan 2024