Chil1D0g
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NSFW MCYT Sketchbook by Chil1D0g
Fandoms: Empires SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
23 Sep 2026
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Ch1li’s Homegrown Pornographic Art
- Life SMP, Empires SMP, and Hermitcraft NSFW art!
- !!Characters only!!
- Chapter one is guidelines on what I’ll draw!
- Updates when inspiration strikes me (happens sporadically and not that often, lol)
REQUEST STATUS: OPEN!! (I’ll only draw your request if I feel like it, though. :P)
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Polly “Ozzer” Perks has a pretty narrow idea of what military tradition entails, but surely what Maladict is so callously suggesting isn’t a part of it…?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,887
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 10
- Hits:
- 82
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“Don’t fucking—lick into my mouth, it’s gross.”
“You don’t like a little moisture, Eds? I thought you would love swapping spit with me, dear.”
“Fucking hell, Rich, I’m gonna hurl.”Or,
Once they get together, Eddie needs to get out of his head. Richie wants to make out with his boyfriend. Fortunately, there’s a simple, predictable way to make both happen.
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Chil1’s Kinktober 2025 Artbook! by Chil1D0g
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Empires SMP
06 Oct 2025
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My first Kinktober! ^^
My goal is to make a fully colored artwork for every day… I’ll do my best to make it happen >:)
Prompt list by Kinktober_2025 here on AO3!
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Red Haze|Knife to your Throat by Chil1D0g
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Empires SMP
04 Mar 2025
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He would go into a red haze, stabbing, and slashing, and killing, and not coming out of it until the monster—for there must have been a monster inside him, compelling him to keep ripping flesh apart until the body was marred and unrecognizable—was satisfied, until it stopped making his knife plunge over and over again into flesh.
She would learn anything and everything there was to know about a person, until they held no secrets for her. She would befriend them, tell them so many sweet lies that they wouldn’t want to hide any secrets anyway. And then, when she held a knife to their throat, she would tell them how nothing, nothing about there relationship had been real. She would tell them with a sweet smile and with their blood on her hands, that she relished killing them, relished not having to pretend any longer that she liked them to begin with.
A.K.A
Jizzie being fucked up and killing people!!
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In the middle of their second year, Draco and Harry discover they're soulmates and do their best to keep it a secret from everyone.
Their best isn't perfect.
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“Are you trying to get killed, Potter?” Malfoy drawls, stalking forward. Quick as a serpent himself, he reaches out and grabs the snake just below the head. It thrashes in his grip, but is no longer able to bite anyone. “This is a poisonous snake, and I doubt anyone brought a bezoar with them.”
Harry glares. He opens his mouth, and feels the beginning the snake’s language pass his lips, and this isn’t what he wants, what’s the point of insulting Malfoy if he can’t understand him –
Malfoy’s eyes widen. He slaps his hand over Harry’s mouth, “Potter, what the hell–”
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(Now with a TV Tropes page!)
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Welcome to my archive of vetvimes smut
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Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary (Comic) by BronzePlates
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
20 Sep 2026
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A comic re-posted from my Tumblr
There's no reason Simon would wake up on the Hail Mary and act rationally after dying in a blood ocean.
So, he doesn't
Good luck to Grace and Rocky
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Plague! Thud games! Rats! Death! Catchwords!
Plague comes to Ankh-Morpork. Chaos and death ensue. All the while Vetinari keeps pestering Vimes with awkward questions that that commander distinctly Doesn't Want to Answer. Sir.
Set about four(ish) years after Thud (Snuff sort of didn't happen).
Super slow build up.
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- Part 1 of Speaking Foreign Languages
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“How would you feel if I told you you look dashing today?”
His cheeks already burned under the scorching sun and it had saved him from shame, but he was sure Vetinari had seen everything he needed to see.
“That's not funny, sir,” said Sam quietly.
“And I’m not a Fools Guild alumnus.”
He didn't know what to do. He felt exposed, and panicked. What was happening?
“S-sir.”
Bookmarked by Chil1D0g
23 Sep 2026