ClassicalTorture
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Waking up alone, hurt, in the dark... It's not fun. And Robert should know. It's happened before, and it's happening now, and if there's a merciful God out there, he might live long enough for it to happen again. But he's never been too religious, and it's not like a guardian angel has been assigned to him either... Just a bunch of fuck-ups that will do anything to get the glue that holds them together back.
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Madly in love. That’s how he felt. When the curiosity, kindness and love that Ed felt for Stede combined with the madness, ruthlessness, obsession that coursed through Blackbeard. When for once it was as though the two halves of the man had finally found something else to love together besides the freedom of the sea. When the two parts of himself had concentrated on a subject to reconcile and combine into one.
Of course he's not about to let Stede go.
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Seeds and Dixons by ClassicalTorture
Fandoms: Far Cry 5, The Walking Dead & Related Fandoms
06 Apr 2018
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A oneshot of Seeds growing up next to Dixons
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10 years. Doesn’t seem so long in the span of regular things. And yet when one is crammed into a seemingly infinite but so so small (toosmallletmeoutican’tdothisLETMEOUT!) space… 10 years is a lifetime. Especially for one not used to restriction. One who has had their entire life to get used to the freedom of the scorched red clay and the vast plains of the Australian Outback.
Or, Roadhog did not expect anything to come out of his desire to watch a grenade explode in the sky. He definitely didn't expect a twisted firestarter of a genie.
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He'll Live This Time by ClassicalTorture
Fandoms: Guardians of the Galaxy - All Media Types
20 May 2017
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Peter didn't think he would get a chance to see his Dad again. He just wanted to get drunk
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Papa Yondu by ClassicalTorture, JinxConlon
Fandom: Guardians of the Galaxy (2014), Guardians of the Galaxy - All Media Types
07 Sep 2014
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Peter Quill had a family growing up. It was weird, not really normal, and included two pirates as parental figures. But Peter wouldn't have it any other way. And when he needs them most, Yondu and Kraglin are always there for him, just as he is for them.
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Wolf of Terra by ClassicalTorture, JinxConlon
Fandom: Guardians of the Galaxy - All Media Types
14 Sep 2014
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Robert slumps into his chair, headset half-on, the SDN bullpen still humming with the last dregs of the night shift. The coffee tastes like battery acid, but it’s the only thing keeping his eyes open.
Then the comm crackles.
“Hello, Robert.”
Phenomaman’s voice, flat as a gravestone.
“I would like to learn about intercourse from a human person.”
Robert chokes on his coffee. Why is this his life?
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05 Nov 2025
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Prepare for trouble, make it double. by Sssxd
Fandoms: 이세계 착각 헌터 - 대대원 | Illusion Hunter From Another World - Daedaewon (Webnovel)
21 Aug 2025
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Changho’s hand clamped around kiryeo's softening cock after the third orgasm, forcing it to life again, “Whose cock makes you cum harder, huh? Mine?” He slammed in deep, grinding his hips until Kiryeo sobbed, his trembling arms pushing weakly at Changho's firm broad chest, a pathetic attempt to make the overstimulation stop.
Haesong’s teeth dragged across his ear, slamming even deeper, his voice a low growl. “Or mine? Tell us, Kiryeo. Tell us.”
––> Another version of "Not so nonchalant now, huh kiryeo?" but with Haesong included, since y'all asked.
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30 Oct 2025
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After a chance encounter, Robby finds out that he's got a half-brother he never knew about—an emergency physician from Chicago called John Carter.
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- Part 1 of Brotherhood
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06 Oct 2025
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Almost Gone by meowoongi
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Mar 2025
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Shen Yuan didn´t have any idea what the fuck is happening anymore. He died and then, he was in another person's body! It turned out that transmigration is real, what the fuck!
At least he was in a cool body, he grumbled, looking at his new face in the bronze mirror. A solid third place, even if it was just a fucker who never stopped the bullying and died by an obvious trap for a scum villain. Ah, right… There was the Scum Villain to deal with. Ugh! Really, Yue Qingyuan, you are so unlucky.
Or: Qi ge doesn't love Xiao Jiu anymore.
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19 Sep 2025
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To Conquer an Emperor by zarasu
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Oct 2024
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Transmigrating into the stallion novel he hates most is bad enough, but why did it have to be into the body of one of the protagonist's wives? Shen Yuan spends exactly two months dealing with harem intrigues, sullen maids and his husband utterly ignoring him before he decides to go on an extended holiday. Very extended. Surely no one will care if he just forgets about being married and becomes a cultivator, right?
(In which Luo Binghe goes on a quest to bring his errant husband home and Shen Yuan takes him on an adventure instead.)
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18 Sep 2025