ClothesBeam
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Than makes time to cuddle. Almost literally.
(Because we, as a species, may not be writing personified natural forces with enough existential pondering idk)
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Reversi by ClothesBeam
Fandoms: The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers: Shattered Glass
09 Oct 2025
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With the SG!Decepticon cause down a leader and a half this early into their comeback, Soundwave is struggling to keep the city under their control. Help comes in a most unexpected form.
(2022 IDW Shattered Glass crossover with MTMTE/LL, with a few changes for fun.)
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Yuka has a chance to live completely differently now that she’s isolated in a small town away from the drama of running her local girl gang. But old habits die hard.
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Trying For A New Start by ClothesBeam
Fandoms: Final Fantasy VII, Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII
24 Apr 2025
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There’s nothing simple about going back to a simple life, much to Zack’s dismay.
Price of freedom indeed.
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Born With It by ClothesBeam
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
23 Feb 2025
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Revali puts aside his Sword envy long enough to notice the Hero’s cloaca envy.
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It's a little over a year after the android uprising and it's still the end of the fucking world.
Back in the day when things became shit he used to enjoy a drink or two. Or Five. It all depended on how long the shift ran. After 'The Accident' he can't even cough without Nines breathing down his neck anymore.
He just wishes everything would go back to normal, but if there's anything Gavin has learned it's that you can't unring a bell once it's been rung.
Or whatever. Fuck if he knows.
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The prick in front of the desk is not Connor, on a second look. It's a few inches taller, no tie, only that white jacket over a black shirt with the collar high and tight around its neck. It looks a lot like Connor, but the eyes that rest on him are cold grey, matching the spinning, calm blue of its LED. The lines of its face somehow different with the lack of Connor's big eyes and earnest sincerity. Harder. He glares back, but nothing changes. It's completely still, not reacting, only studying him with eyes that might as well be fucking chips of ice for all the feeling they've got.
It looks like it's got a massive fucking steel rod jammed up its ass, is what it looks like.
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- Part 1 of Personal Relationships with Androids
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Markus ordered "no man left behind", so all functional androids are being woken up.
Including the only existing RK900 model, built to succeed Connor, to fulfill the mission he failed, and never, ever turn deviant himself.But when the cracks and fissures in the prototype crash against his new partner's internalized issues and blatant needs, sharp edges fit into painful gaps surprisingly well, and maybe unlikely parts can become more than their sum, and save the world. Well. Or at least lead to really hot sex.
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- Part 1 of Prime Directives
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30 Aug 2018
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How It's Done by SlimReaper for Rayearthmagic
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
30 Oct 2015
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Two mechs walk into a bar... well really a lot of mechs walk into a bar... okay well some of them were there already... and really it's more of a club than a bar... okay the point is, Drift goes to a bar (or a club), and he's the hottest mech in the place. Pick-up lines ensue. It... yeah, it doesn't go well for them.
Well, for most of them, that is.
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- English
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- 1/1
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03 Jan 2016
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Wake Me Up by VorpalGirl
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII
22 Mar 2016
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"Zack Fair woke up in a church. Seeing as he had been dead for several years, this would have surprised most of the people who knew him."
Bookmarked by ClothesBeam
04 Feb 2015