captainredspade (CodenameArtemis)



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    The path to peace is often treacherous, but Ellie and Joel are trying their best.

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    “You know he just wants to fuck you, right?” he growls, low and sharp.
    Silence crashes over the table, immediate and heavy. Olivia blinks, startled at first, then quickly recovers, her voice steady, amused.
    “Well, yeah.”
    His gaze darkens dangerously, fingers gripping his glass so hard his knuckles pale. “And that’s what you want?”
    She pauses.
    Tilts her head.
    And smiles.
    Slow. Infuriating. Deliberate.
    “Not everyone is a good, missionary-style Catholic boy, Stabler.”

    Or: Olivia flirts with somebody that ain't Elliot. She has no idea what she’s started.

    Also: Hello Jelliot, my old friend.

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    22 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 22

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    “Besides, it doesn’t really matter.” At the change of her tone, Joel glances back at her and finds her calculative look. “I saw how you killed him.”

    Joel takes a deep breath and lets it out slowly. “I was passing by and I heard your screams. I defended a kid.”

    “Yeah.” She snorts. “Passing by with a gun. Miles away from any city.”

    “It's called hiking. And plenty of folks carry a gun these days.”

    “And wear leather gloves. In summer.”

    They glare at each other. The girl’s eyes glint dangerously in the dim light and she lifts one eyebrow in challenge, a look on her face that dares him to object.

    “You weren’t just passing by. You came here to kill him.”
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    Or: A hitman Joel AU, where one of his contracting jobs goes south, but it might be the best mistake of his life.

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    14 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 8

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    “You ever seen Joel without his beard?” Tommy asks.

    That makes Ellie stop. She turns wide eyes on Joel, studying his face like she’s seeing it for the first time. “I have not,” she says slowly, contemplatively.

    “Absolutely not,” Joel says before she can add anything else.
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    Joel shaves his face to cheer Ellie up. It does not go according to plan.

    A story full of Christmas fluff and humor in the Miller household. :)

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    14 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 18

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    Tim never wanted to be detective. A lot of lonely paper shuffling and pissing contests and business professional attire. No thanks. He was always more of a uniform guy. Singular part of an outfit. Little league, football, army, LAPD. So he had a lot of experience in groups, and leading groups, and analyzing groups, and he could tell when there was disarray. He could tell when there was a problem, and who the problem was.

    The problem is, is that the problem is him.

    But he's in a rundown shed in the middle of Who Fucking Knows, Nevada, staring at five men and women around a table who are armed to the teeth, and they all know he's the odd man out. They know he doesn't belong.

    What Tim knows, is that Lucy is in the basement of this shed.

    And he's either leaving here with her, or he's not leaving here at all.

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    Or, Lucy is gone. Tim finds her.

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    19 Nov 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 80

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    When Morgan gets abducted while working on a case, Karadec works to find her and deal with his guilt that he couldn’t protect her.

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    10 Nov 2025

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