Colonel_Cornelius_Cowabunga
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The Heavens, As Viewed From Below by Colonel_Cornelius_Cowabunga
Fandoms: LEGO Island (Video Games)
20 Oct 2025
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It's just a poem lol. About Lego Island. I imagined it to be from Captain Click's perspective, or perhaps the perspective of another (particularly observant) islander. Back on my Lego Island bullshit lmao I love this game sooooo much
Series
- Part 3 of Lego Island Nonsense
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 97
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 9
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Brickster's busy rotting in his cell when he gets a vistor.
Series
- Part 2 of Lego Island Nonsense
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 842
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 4
- Hits:
- 18
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Plastic Love by Colonel_Cornelius_Cowabunga
Fandoms: LEGO Island (Video Games), Deltarune (Video Game)
13 Sep 2025
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Some silly little poetry I wrote about TennaDing, a crackship between Tenna and Bill Ding that my friends and I have come up with. We all got, in all honesty, genuinely and completely unironically attached to this ship,,,,,, it's so cuteeee. Anyways yeah here's some stuffy pretentious poetry I wrote about them. Teehee behold my brainrot <3
Series
- Part 1 of Lego Island Nonsense
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 99
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 21
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Sam & Max Fucking Murder Elon Musk by Colonel_Cornelius_Cowabunga
Fandoms: Sam & Max (Video Games), The Adventures of Sam & Max: Freelance Police (Cartoon), Sam & Max (Comics), Real Person Fiction
24 Apr 2025
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What it says on the tin.
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Out of Touch (Out of Time) by Colonel_Cornelius_Cowabunga
Fandoms: The Adventures of Sam & Max: Freelance Police (Cartoon)
29 Nov 2024
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Sam starts noticing that Max hasn't exactly been acting normal since that whole time-travel incident. But really, who could blame the guy? Sam was pretty messed up from it too, so it was nothing to worry about, right?
Well, as it turns out, Sam is worried anyways.
Series
- Part 2 of Stitched Timelines AU
Recent series
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Lego Island Nonsense by Colonel_Cornelius_Cowabunga
Fandom: Deltarune (Video Game), LEGO Island (Video Games)
20 Oct 2025
- Words:
- 1,038
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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Luigi Goes to Court by Colonel_Cornelius_Cowabunga
Fandom: Absolutely: A True Crime Story (Referenced), Gravity Falls, Luigi's Mansion (Video Games), Shrek (Movies), Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Super Mario & Related Fandoms, Super Mario Bros. (Video Games), Teen Titans (Animated Series), Undertale (Video Game)
12 May 2023
- Words:
- 2,930
- Works:
- 4
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Stitched Timelines AU by Colonel_Cornelius_Cowabunga
Fandom: The Adventures of Sam & Max: Freelance Police (Cartoon)
29 Nov 2024
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This fic series focuses on 1 main question.
What if Sam and Max retained their bodies from the alternate timeline shown in A Glitch In Time? The series will cover things such as issues with self-identity/conflicting lives, flashes of memories, and the effects of Melon Hargraves' experimentation on the alternate timeline Max as implied by the episode.Disclaimer: This takes a LOT of creative liberties lol-
- Words:
- 2,483
- Works:
- 2
Recent bookmarks
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Holiday Fun, Holiday RUN– by ophelliate for Colonel_Cornelius_Cowabunga
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 1987)
31 Dec 2023
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Feeling the holly, jolly cheer of the holidays, the turtles decide to
prankgive gifts to Shredder and Krang at the Technodrome! Things do not go as planned...Bookmarked by Colonel_Cornelius_Cowabunga
06 Dec 2024