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    Will and Mike accidentally overhear a couple talking dirty over the walkie, and start repeating some of the filthy phrases to each other for shits and giggles. What starts as a joke, soon turns into something they can't stop doing – and can’t tell anyone about.

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    Mike and Will start talking dirty to each other for fun. What they don't consider is that it would accidentally turn them on.

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    25 Feb 2026

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    Post S4 and Before S5.

    Will Byers gets detention and ends up befriending a jock, Chance Lawson.

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    02 Feb 2026

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    The first time it happens, Will classifies it as a little accident.

    When he wakes, the morning sun is burning through the window onto their faces, and Mike’s cursing as he stands to close the curtains, stumbling all the way.

    “Scoot over,” he grumbles, voice dry, and for a second Will can’t do anything other than sigh like a lovesick idiot. It’s a second too late for Mike, because he grumbles more words Will doesn’t catch under his breath and then physically pushes Will towards the wall to lay beside him, arm over Will’s middle. A second of silence passes, then Mike sighs, only to whine: “Fuck, my head hurts.”

    Will can’t help it: he breaks down laughing, much to Mike’s offense.

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    Alternatively: five times Mike kissed Will, and one time Will kissed back.

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    26 Jan 2026

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    “I don’t think…” Chance swallowed, he was so close now, he could practically feel Will’s breath against his own, “I don’t think it's normal to think about your friends this way. The way I think about you, I mean.”

    Will looked up at him from under his lashes. He looked scared and wanting all at once. Chance was sure he looked the same, and if not, he felt it. He’d always been good at faking it till he made it.

    “How..” Will breathed out, “What do you think about me?”

    “I think I want you.” Chance murmured, “I want you more than the way I want a friend.”

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    20 Jan 2026

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    Will Byers — Zombie boy. Moved to California but came back after the earthquake. He wasn’t here for Jason’s cult accusations, but he can’t like me very much, seeing as I landed a pretty nasty punch on his friend in sophomore year.

    Chance’s eyes lingered a little longer than they should have as he walked in. If he were being completely honest, he always found Will the most… intriguing, out of that group—something about the mystery that came with being “dead” for a week. Chance sometimes caught a glimpse of him working in an empty art room after practice, or at games, quietly cheering Lucas on.

    Before Chance knew it, Will was in front of him, sliding a VHS across the counter.

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    Chance gets a job at Family Video for the summer, and Will is a regular.

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    19 Jan 2026