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  1. Public Bookmark 7

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    Some time after the fall of Advent, one man finds comfort in working as a greenskeeper for a restored golf course. But his patience and knowledge of the sport is tested when an unruly customer attempts to use the driving range.

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    03 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 46

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    After a night out with friends, Mike wakes up with a pounding headache on an unfamiliar park bench and no recollection of how he ended up there. He is soon greeted by State Inspectorate Officer Jade Sanders, a hyena, who is responding to a call regarding a runaway male. The problem is, Mike isn't from the Anthrostate, he's from our reality. He's read about the Anthrostate, but he has no idea how he ended up here.

    As Jade convinces a worried but hungry Mike to come with her, the truth is revealed, and as the two get to know each other, a bond begins to form. A fateful decision at a diner on the way to the Assignment center will change both of their lives forever. As Mike gets used to life in the Anthrostate, he faces culture shock, grief at the loss of his past life, and all the challenges of navigating a relationship with an eight foot tall hyena.

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    02 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 46

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    Fall, 201X. Griffin Holloway is a recent high school dropout starting over at community college; gifted but directionless, too much time online, waiting, hoping for the world to end. Ruby Cedar is dual-enrolled from a nearby high school, driven but sheltered, venturing beyond for the first time. Differences grow apparent. She's a reindeer monster from a respected, wealthy family. He's a human nobody from the working-class town next door. They live in separate worlds the other can't imagine.

    Yet he first sits behind her in class, fascinated. She sits in front of him, curious. What starts as an awkward group project on human-monster history becomes something more. Through shared interests, late-night texts, and budding warmth they build something across the divide that's kept their kinds separate for millennia. In the years ahead, Griff finds challenge and purpose in the sky above - and a way to pay for school. Ruby pursues medicine to heal a divided world. Neither knows what waits in the dark ahead: when that which has been long-sealed will return, when their worlds face threats beyond understanding.

    A story about connection across divides, hope, and precious ordinary days before the dark.

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    28 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 5

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    A night of drunken revelry gone wrong leaves two different college students with a very large, very expensive, very fluffy problem. With the task of looking after a crippled cat simultaneously wedging them apart and being the only thing tying them together, Scott and Malina must learn how to manage their newfound responsibility, all while navigating busy school schedules, demanding family dynamics and their growing and complex feelings for one another.

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    27 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 55

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    Martin Halsted is a tramp who once dreamed of exploring Penelopeia, the world he calls home. However, after being framed for murdering his best friend forces him to abandon these dreams and live as an outlaw, the best the man hopes for is evading incarceration each day and drinking himself to sleep each night. His life veers in its course when he attempts to rob Namo, a sprightly, botanically-inclined faun woman who, through her exasperating and unceasing optimism, manages to rekindle Martin's hopes for his own future. Through their travels across entire continents, Martin discovers that his faun companion harbors a troubled past of her own. Their shared loss binds them in a web of conspiracy woven by Fadina Afzal, whose motives are as inscrutable to the man as her methods are ruthless. To obtain the justice they seek, Martin and Namo must pursue Afzal's trail in a harrowing game of cat and mouse and thwart the looming specter of Penelopeia's bloody history that threatens to rear its ugly head once again. All the while, the pair must contend with their evolving feelings toward one another, as they journey across the planet seeking a justice far more vast than the human and faun comprehend.

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    27 Apr 2026