Cosmicorange
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this is a satirical work which portrays the bridgertons as like, kinda indian? theres some elements of indian family drama, although it will still make a lot of sense even if youre not indian. it is a canon diversion in which simon is a DM instead of a duke. i suck at summaries bye
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Terms of Surrender by BetterSky for ThatWouldBee_Enough
Fandoms: The Empyrean - Rebecca Yarros
24 Sep 2026
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“Silver One.” And there's something almost like grief in it. “You have never understood. This was decided long before your kind drew breath.”
“Tairn—” The name is a sob, across the distance, across the bond.
“Dragon matters do not bend to human wars.”
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When Tairn finds his mate across the battlefield, Violet has no choice in what follows.
Torn between loyalty and the new bonds she can't deny, maybe it's surrender that takes the most courage...
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30 Sep 2026
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Hermione returns to Hogwarts to complete her NEWTs only to discover some unexpected information from the headmistress:
1. muggle contraceptives and muggle methods of ending pregnancies do not work on witches or wizards.
2. the ministry forbids the sale of contraceptive potions for anyone who is not married.
3. When magical people engage in sexual intercourse, they are bonded for life.The golden girl is fighting off suitors who only want her for fame and fortune. Malfoy, as one of the richest bachelor's in Europe, is also trying to avoid witches who want to bond with him. If only there was someone they could experiment with, knowing there was no way in hell they would risk bonding....
Or, the one where Hermione decides fooling around with Malfoy is the best way to gain some sexual experience.
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04 Sep 2026
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Hermione Granger has been Mrs Malfoy for exactly eighteen months, three weeks and four days.
Almost nobody knows.
And if everything goes according to plan, nobody ever will.
Because Hermione wants a divorce.
Six months of secrets, locked doors and a husband who disappears in the middle of the night have finally accomplished what a war, twelve years of mutual hatred and the collective horror of their friends could not:
Hermione Granger is leaving Draco Malfoy.
Draco signs the papers.
That same night, somebody tries to kill her.
Unfortunately for Hermione, her estranged husband has several objectionable qualities: an obscene amount of money, an even more obscene amount of muscle courtesy of professional Quidditch, enough tattoos to scandalise his ancestors, a pathological inability to communicate—and absolutely no intention of allowing anyone to murder his wife.
The divorce can wait.
Apparently, so can their clothes.
Because the Malfoys have always been very good at making terrible decisions.
Especially together.
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04 Sep 2026
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Hermione makes a teensy, catastrophic coding error that leads her directly to Draco and the inappropriate use of a spreadsheet
“You apparated right out of the stall at the Three Broomsticks, so I was not expecting to hear from you again. Now, I’m curious how you ended up in this little conundrum.”
He grinned like it was the best thing to happen to him all year.
"It's a spreadsheet," she blurted, dissociating to avoid the churn of embarrassment in her gut. "A tracking system with an integrated OwlText system."
Draco blinked rapidly then his mouth curved into a disbelieving grin.
"Granger," he said slowly, coming to the conclusion at the same time the words left his mouth, "---are you telling me you've kept a record of every man you've slept with... so you can send booty calls more efficiently?"
Reductive, but accurate.
"There was a coding error... Malfoy, you were not supposed to receive that message."
"But I did. So, where do I rank?"
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- Part 2 of SaaS: Software as (a) Smut
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02 Sep 2026
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Slytherins only make bets they are sure to win. So when Draco goes into business with his two best mates starting the first Quidditch magazine in the wizarding world, it is sure to be a success. Draco’s assignment is top tier, covering the Holyhead Harpies for the season. The only all female team is sure to make headlines. New players in their line up spark a lot of attention such as the formidable Ginny Weasley and a new mystery witch that dominates the Quidditch Pitch. Draco is taken by the new star of the Harpies. Is it her stunning looks, her killer moves or something else that he can’t quite put his finger on?
Simultaneously an old school rival comes back into his life bringing a fresh attraction for the both of them. The girl he once knew is all grown up now with some interesting changes that nobody seems to pick up on but him.
Luckily for Draco, his skill sets will outmatch even the smartest witch. She’s out to win the game - and he’s out to win her.
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06 Aug 2026