Crack_Mama
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- Treasure Planet (2002) (1)
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Hear Something Enough, and It Becomes the (your) Truth by Crack_Mama
Fandoms: Treasure Planet (2002)
14 Sep 2025
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"Don't trust me nose, Jimbo?" Silver huffed with amusement, raising an eyebrow. "I'll have ye' know this ole' sniffer o' mine can find a barrel of purps in a crowded Flatulan port." Silver straightened up, tapping his large nose with a clawed organic finger, a proud smile spread across his face.
Jim rolled his eyes with a laugh. "Yeah, I noticed. You can sniff me out faster than the cops back at home-"
He slapped a hand over his mouth, eyes widening as he realized what had just slipped out of his mouth. His gaze is wary as he watches the Ursid's reaction, but the adult's face is unreadable for the moment. Some species are sensitive about certain bodily traits and abilities, and Jim has never met an Ursid before Silver, so he isn't sure what is safe to joke about and what might get him throttled.
'What is wrong with you?' The words slink in and coil around his chest like a vice, familiar and unwelcome, and Jim braces himself for Silver to repeat them back at him. Or something worse, maybe a jabbing finger or a harsh hand grabbing his arm. He always seems to mess things up when it begins to go smoothly, and this will be no different-
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A curse.
One so potent, yet so old that its true origins have long since been forgotten, is how this story begins.
A Rokrant named Bene is cursed after killing a mysterious alien claiming he had to kill her. The curse? A life of solitude as she's forcefully transported all over the twelve Universes, fixing any and all anomalies that disrupt the Timeline.
She's been alone for so long in fixing anomalies, she can’t remember what it’s like to speak to another living being... so imagine her surprise when, one day, she's transported to a Universe where her 'anomaly senses' lock onto a monkey-tailed boy, and she's suddenly in charge of fixing all the anomalies that occur in the life of a Saiyan by the name of Son Goku, who has too many anomalies to be even remotely normal.
Things become complicated when Bene is spotted by the boy one day, and instead of forgetting her, he calls her his friend and begins to look forward to her visits.
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(On an indefinite hiatus because I don't like my own writing and want to rewrite it-)
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Reader finally gets to meet the Straw Hat Pirates.
And there’s plot????Series
- Part 4 of Officer Joyride
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24 Jun 2025
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Nakala Roberts is a renowned researcher of complex entities tasked with a new addition to the facility. Her professionalism is put to the test when a certain someone decides to challenge that at every turn.
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22 Mar 2025
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For millennia, [𝙵𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝙽𝚊𝚖𝚎] has walked the Earth; an immortal warrior, the sole undying being to walk its soil. Forever unchanged while the world around them withers and renews. Empires have risen and fallen. Civilizations have thrived and crumbled into ash in their exploration. As time passed, they strayed in search of purpose and answers for their existence, discovering hidden realms, forgotten lands, and the darker truths buried within humanity. Immortality has proven to be a gift and a curse. Every bond they form eventually vanishes, leaving them with nothing but memory and silence. Regardless, it also gave them a rare perspective, an opportunity to use their knowledge and experience to shape the world. This goal was enough to make them feel truly alive. Or was it? The deeper they wandered into the world’s chaos, the more monstrous it became, finding themselves trapped in a lose-lose dilemma: damned if they acted, damned if they didn't. Slowly, they were losing their humanity, the one thing close enough to be a human, losing hope that salvation could ever be found. Until a single man changed everything: Goku. A miracle was out of reach with him, but [𝙵𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝙽𝚊𝚖𝚎] may have unknowingly condemned their faith.
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19 Nov 2024
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"There are stories in these parts about a lone woman traveler who has the power to summon a great demon. They say she leaves a trail of destruction everywhere she goes.”
They aren't just stories, but he isn't a demon (you think). As for the trail of destruction? Not your fault (for the most part).
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19 Nov 2024
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Oh fuck no by Shalea
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
08 Feb 2025
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“𝙰𝚕𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝. 𝙲𝚕𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚎𝚝; 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖 𝚒𝚜 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎. 𝙸𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝚞𝚑… 𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚕, 𝚝𝚛𝚢 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎? 𝙾𝚑 𝚋𝚞𝚐𝚐𝚎𝚛… 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚍𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙸 𝚜𝚊𝚢, 𝚍𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞?”
Eloria blinked once, then twice. “Bilbo, we really need to get our shit together. You speak, I understand not a single fuck. I speak, you understand what? Exactly. Not a single fuck.”
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Eloria finds herself in Tolkien's world, just in time to go on an adventure with thirteen dwarves, a hobbit and a wizard she all knows too well.
Of course, it would be great to change certain things for the better, prevent the death of some characters and find a way home in the end.But how the fuck is she supposed to do that when she doesn't even speak their language?
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10 Jul 2024