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    Unexpectedly becoming a father to four technically stolen infants wasn’t exactly how newly-renamed Splinter expected to live his life. Originally he had planned to live it up, settle down, maybe have a kid, and die an accomplished has-been who never had to follow in his own father's footsteps.

    But of course he fell in love with a horrific spider-lady and one thing led to another and here he was: a literal rat living in America’s New York City sewers with his four teenage sons, none of which were neither rats, human, nor spiders (Thank the Ancestors!). Parenting is… difficult, and all things considered Splinter thinks he did alright given his lack of preparation.

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    "I'm not your father. It's not fair that you can affect me this much." A military function becomes a nightmare when Ed accidentally takes a poisoned drink meant for Roy.

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    12 Jan 2026

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    Genos learns that somehow, Saitama is still able to get sick.

    He also learns that somehow, Saitama is much more affectionate when his immune system takes a hit.

    He has no idea what to do with this information.

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    27 Dec 2025

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    Ingo had been missing for a year now. One year, one month, thirteen days. He had disappeared one morning, with no leads coming up as to his whereabouts. The International Police had given up after two months. The gym leaders gave up after five. Elesa gave up after eleven.

     

    But Emmet hadn’t.


    Emmet travels to Hisui to find Ingo, but is met with a harsh, unforgiving landscape, strange pokemon, and a brother who knows nothing of his life before.

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    27 Dec 2025

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    Saved from a burning demise, Metal discovers a life far grander than the narrow minded view he had.

    Sonic and Tails are more than willing to help him out. Unfortunately, Robotnik has no plans to let him go just yet.

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    27 Dec 2025

  5. Rec 7

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    Jean-Baptiste Augustin had never really done commitment. Committing to Overwatch was a huge first step, but he still feels like he's not as committed as he should be.

    However, a mission with a certain scientist will put his commitment to the test.

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    27 Dec 2025