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Ed is a palaeontologist who helped bring the dinosaurs back to life but has never had the chance to see one up close. When he learns about a local dinosaur rescue sanctuary and decides to visit, he doesn’t expect to fall head over heels for a cute blond reading to a dozen baby dinosaurs.
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- 5/5
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03 Jul 2025
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The House in the Fog Covered Woods by probsnothawkeye
Fandom The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
31 Dec 2022
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- 5
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15 Jun 2025
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Love finds a way by Sir_Bear for tallula03
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), Jurassic Park (1993)
30 Dec 2022
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Jurassic park (1993 movie) rewrite with steddyhands as Ellie Sattler (Stede) /Ian Malcolm (Edward) / Alan Grant (Izzy) with Alma and Louis as the kids (and other ofmd character cameos.)
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Stede is holding a large plant leaf, examining it closely. “This shouldn't be here.”Izzy looks around them, and movement catches his eye. His mouth drops open, eyes wide with shock. He can’t believe what he’s seeing. He stands to get a better look, and in the seat beside him, Edward removes his sunglasses.
Stede is still focused on the leaf. “Izzy, this species of veriforman has been extinct since the Cretaceous period. I mean this thing–”
Izzy reaches down, silently turning Stede's head in the direction he's facing.
“Israel, What the-” he goes stone silent in shock, standing up.
There’s a massive Brachiosaurus towering over the trees.
Izzy, Stede, and Edward jump out of the jeep and move to get a closer look.
“Just look at that…” Stede breathes, face slack with wonder.
“You did it. You crazy son-of-a-bitch, you did it.” Ed says, still giggling like a madman.
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- English
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- 13/13
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01 Jan 2023
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stede's super fun sleepover adventure (ft. a mildly traumatised izzy hands) by natilieal
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
22 Apr 2022
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‘Just so I understand,’ Izzy says, voice steely in a way that would have most men quaking with fear, but only earns him an indulgent smile from Stede, ‘you’re going to enforce mandatory bonding time for me with the rest of the crew so that I can… learn to get along with them?’
Or, Stede organises a sleepover to try and get to know Izzy better. Somewhere in between wearing Stede's clothes and getting his nails painted, Izzy loses his mind.
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- 4,170
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- 1/1
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18 Jul 2022
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1717. The silence of the night is broken by the harsh sound of a gunshot echoing through the woods. Loud, but not loud enough to be heard all the way to the beach where the legendary Blackbeard waits for the arrival of his lover.
The Gentleman Pirate does not arrive. He does not meet Blackbeard by the dock. Instead, he lies on the forest floor, eyes devoid of life as he stares off. Unseeing... dead.
In which the story of Blackbeard and the Gentleman Pirate was ended too soon so Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet cross paths once again in their next lives to fulfill the promises that they had made on that beach.
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- 8/8
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10 Jul 2022
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Salvage diver Ed Teach is no stranger to the story of Blackbeard and the Queen Anne's Revenge- after all, the famous pirate is a distant ancestor. But then Professor Stede Bonnet, maritime archaeologist and many-times-great-grandson of the original, waltzes through the door of his shop and requests his services in finding the wreck. What are the odds?
Ed's had enough of the cutthroat world of salvage diving, and he's this close to leaving it all behind. But Bonnet's quest sparks an interest he hasn't felt in years, and he agrees to help the oddly charming man. Nothing to do with the fact that the Queen Anne might just be the last treasure trove Ed needs to escape his life. Definitely nothing to do with the way Bonnet's cheerful enthusiasm makes his heart skip a beat.
Together they'll hunt for the wreck... and then they'll reckon with what comes next.
COMPLETE!
SEQUEL/ PREQUEL NOW COMPLETE! Here Be Monsters.
PODFIC NOW AVAILABLE from the amazing Kninjaknitter, here.
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- Part 1 of Finders Keepers
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- English
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- 59,295
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- 11/11
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- 7
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17 Jun 2022
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A series of drabbles I'm writing that will eventually be part of a larger Steddyhands multi-chap. I don't have the time or mental energy to dedicate to writing a long fic right now so I'm writing various scenes from the multi-chap that I will eventually create. These stories are not posted in chronological order but it's pretty easy to tell from context where one fits into another.
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14 Jun 2022
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A Night At Blackbeards's Bar and Grill by soft_october
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
22 Mar 2022
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“Look - I don’t usually do this, but I am the food critic for The Anchor, and it’s imperative that I -”
“Oh, a food critic! Well that changes things.”
“Does it?”
“Sure. What was that name again?”
“Stede Bonnet. Food Critic, Stede Bonnet.”
“Right. Well, fuck off, Food Critic Stede Bonnet. Blackbeard’s Bar and Grill is all booked up.”The manager at the new restaurant Stede is trying to review is being kind of a dick. A certain member of the waitstaff, however, takes a bit of a liking to him.
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- 1/1
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07 Jun 2022