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    In their little house, by the ocean, up on a hill, the sun rises. Sasuke's already up. Naruto'll join him, soon. Written for snsmonth23 day 5 – prompt: sunrise!

    This fic now has STUNNING art by shiriartz!!

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    17 Apr 2026

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    A series of somewhat haphazardly connected social media fics that take inspo from pop/stan culture

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    16 Apr 2026

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    [Inside the Ottawa Centaurs’ locker room, Harris Drover attaches a microphone to Shane Hollander’s shirt as Ilya Rozanov sits next to him at a table. The two prepare to share the contents of their backpacks, which sit on the table in front of them]

    Shane: I thought when people did these interviews, they got to like, pick what’s in their bag beforehand. It’s not usually a spontaneous thing, is it?

    Ilya: How would you know this?

    Shane: I watched one that Rose did. 

    Ilya: Oh, of course you watched Rose doing one of these videos. Did she have a framed photo of you in her bag so she could gush about how much you love each other?

    Shane: Do I seriously need to remind you that I chose to marry you, and that we live and work together, and Rose is just my friend I see like twice a year?

    Ilya: Yes. 

    Shane: Are you sure you want to do this with us, Harris? 

    Harris: I can’t help that the people love you. Besides, I’ve convinced myself this will be fun. 

    Shane: That’s not very comforting. 

    Harris: Neither is the look on Ilya’s face that’s telling me I will definitely come to regret this, but that’s the job!

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    13 Apr 2026

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    Rozanov looks away, breathing hard. “Does not matter,” he says. “Forget it. I should go.”

    And no. Shane doesn’t want Rozanov to go. He wants to fix whatever is wrong. He grabs Rozanov’s face and turns his head so their eyes meet.

    “Fuck, baby,” Shane breathes. “You know how good you are.”

    For a moment, he’s taken aback by Rozanov’s expression, until he realises what he just said.

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    Or, five times Shane calls Ilya baby unprompted, and one time Ilya asks him to.

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    09 Apr 2026

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    Three years into Naruto's tenure as Hokage, Sasuke had finally found a balance. Captain of the most elite ANBU squad, committed mate and unfortunately, the "Lady Hokage." A title he despised but would grit his teeth and bear, because Naruto was a damn good Hokage and politics was just part of the game.

    But an unplanned pregnancy and a rising threat against Kage relatives sends Naruto's Alpha instincts into overdrive, effectively shattering that hard-won equilibrium. Now Sasuke is left managing hormones, mounting danger and a relationship he isn't sure will survive the strain.

    This is a sequel to Spoils of Mercy . While it can be read as a standalone for the most part, I encourage you to read that first for full context.

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    31 Mar 2026