Cryptand_Bismol
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Shroud has been defeated, the team is all back together, and Robert Robertson is debating if he wants to be Mecha Man again over managing Z-team. And even more importantly, he is debating the best way to secure a date with the adorable, stuttering, and very oblivious Waterboy.
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In The Woods Somewhere by Cryptand_Bismol
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power (TV 2022)
16 Nov 2025
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A (slightly unpolished) AU where Sauron was manipulated by Melkor and regrets his actions. With the right push from Celebrimbor, he changes the entire fate of Middle Earth.
Logistically, everything mostly happens the same up to Galadriel telling Gil Galad who Halbrand is in Lindor. Instead of Halbrand going to Mordor to see Adar, he retreats to the forests of Eregion, intercepting missives from Lindon.
The orcs don’t get told to siege Eregion and attack Lindon instead where they are defeated.
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Lend a Hand When Needed by Cryptand_Bismol
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 Nov 2025
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Or, 5̶ 8 times Aziraphale gave Crowley a hand, and 1 time it came to a head.
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"Through the dusty voiles evidence of the still-turning world shone through, the warm hues of the sun followed by the buzzing neon streetlamps of a city still living. The cycle repeated over and over, dust settling on the familiar cream coat, a figure still but for his eyes following the shadows curling around scattered furniture. He stayed on the floor for quite some time, cold and lonely and in pain. He imagined this is what the fall had felt like, the burning of skin replaced by the burn in his soul. He deserved this."
Set after Aziraphale and Crowley have averted the Second Coming but fail to talk to each other.
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Stede has rescued his crew, stolen a questionable ship, grown a beard, and has plans to win back the love of his life. Edward has been moping, channelling Marie Kondo, and cutting off toes. They've been apart for one week, and are dramatic gays.
Israel hands is straight up not having a good time. Who knew getting your toe cut off leaves you open to septicaemia?
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You're Human (Re)incarnate by Cryptand_Bismol
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
28 Jan 2020
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Miles Maitland Loves by Cryptand_Bismol
Fandom: Bright Young Things, Vile Bodies, Vile Bodies - Evelyn Waugh
03 Aug 2019
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