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“Ah.”
“‘Ah’,” Ilya repeats, giving him a look before he looks back to the tidily stacked frozen mouse packages in the freezer and makes a face as a little badly-hidden shudder moves through him. “Why the fuck do you have mice in your freezer, Shane? You are doing serial killer shit now? This is why you have cottage in the middle of nowhere? For serial killer things?”
“It’s for Spaghetti,” Shane says.
Ilya gives him an absolutely horrified look at that and turns a little green, which makes him remember that Spaghetti isn’t just his snake's name.
“Not food!” He rushes to explain. “Not food spaghetti! Snake Spaghetti!”
“What the fuck are you even saying right now,” Ilya says, looking honestly a little concerned that Shane might have something going wrong in his head.
(Distancing himself from almost twenty years of owning a snake, Shane can indeed see why this situation might be a little alarming for someone on the outside looking in.)
(It also clues him in to the fact that maybe it’s not just Spaghetti who should have gotten a little adjustment period.)
(in which i give shane allergies AND a snake)
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22 Aug 2026
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Trending Now- #Hollanov by marwritesstuff
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
05 Jul 2026
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05 Jul 2026
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Rather than just the closet, as a single monolith, what if there was something else in Kip and Scott's relationship that they had to contend with?
A series of vignettes set in a canon-divergent AU; exploring living with, and learning to navigate HIV.
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05 Jul 2026
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downward-facing dog by UglyGreenJacket
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
15 May 2026
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[Shane Hollander is dressed in shorts and a tank top as he sits on a yoga mat in his backyard. Anya, his dog, shared with his husband, Ilya Rozanov, runs around in the background, a large stick in her mouth.]
Ilya: [off camera] How long is this going to take?
Shane: I dunno. Half an hour? Harris just said he needed a few different yoga poses. He’s highlighting what different players on the team do for exercise.
Ilya: So, I have to sit here and watch you narrate a whole yoga routine?
Shane: Yes.
Ilya: Being married is fun.
[Shane glares and flips off the camera. Anya can be heard barking happily.]
Ilya: Isn’t yoga supposed to make you calm? You do not seem very calm.
Shane: Let’s just get this over with.
Ilya: Now you are speaking my language.
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19 May 2026
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The Haunting by GoodStrongWords
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
24 Apr 2026
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Ilya Rozanov is scared of two things: loons and Gritty, and ain't no loons out here tonight.
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- Part 1 of The Haunting of Ilya Rozanov
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03 May 2026