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It took a few seconds for Sanji to realize Zoro wasn’t even trying to throw him off.
Looking at him more closely, he could see his breathing was quicker than it should for just a quick spar. Sanji brought a curious hand under his jaw to make him look up.
There was a characteristic red tint to his cheeks, and when Sanji tightened his legs harder against his neck, he got a kind of dazed look on his face, his lips parting slightly.
The damn bastard was getting off on the rough treatment.-------------------------------------------
Zoro’s always liked violence. But when Sanji discovers how that translates in the bedroom, it opens a whole new world of possibilities.
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It's Sanji's first rut on board the Sunny, and Zoro is determined to use it to his advantage.
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"It felt contradictory. Absurd.
He couldn't stop looking into the depths of his eyes, frozen into place.
There was this pull he felt towards him, an inexplicable want to go to him and take him into his arms, as if he had known him all his life, but also as if he had waited years to meet him."An unexpected meeting and chaos ensues. Zoro and Sanji meet each other. Problem: they are tied to each other by fate, and neither of them know what to make of that. As they enter a new life in Paris, pursuing higher education and meeting new friends, they are forced to navigate their complicated relationship.
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It looks like there's a kind of sexual tension between Kid and Killer, but it's unclear whether they're aware of it or not. Worse, according to Law, Kid's so stupid he's probably still in denial. But it's alright, Law has a plan. Let's just hope it's a good one.
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I sent a selfie of myself in the tub to the wrong person and you responded back with another selfie. Holy shit, you're hot.- Language:
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21 Sep 2026
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Free Couples Therapy, Unfortunately Cursed by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
31 Aug 2026
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It takes precisely four minutes for them to test the limits of the curse. During which Sanji says, “I want to snap your kneecaps with love,” and Zoro responds, “You smell like regret and it makes me insane.”
“Okay, so we definitely can’t lie,” Sanji says, pacing now. “We’re trapped in some kind of horrifying heart-to-heart nightmare with zero verbal filter and no way out.”
“It’s like a slumber party,” Zoro mutters.
“And you’re the pillow I’d smother myself with.”
“Stop talking.”
“I can’t,” Sanji wails.
And then they both yell at the same time:
“THIS IS YOUR FAULT.”
In which a cursed temple forces Zoro and Sanji to say exactly what they’re thinking, which would be considerably less disastrous if either of them had ever had a normal thought about the other.
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- Part 13 of ZoSan / SanZo Oneshots
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19 Sep 2026
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Dancing with our Hands Tied by ShiroLikesSanji (Shirolikestowrite)
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
25 May 2026
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At twenty-five, Roronoa Zoro knows three things for certain: hockey is brutal, rent is expensive, and living with Sanji is a terrible idea.
Then sharing an apartment brings back all memories from the past and even love.The problem is simple: Zoro has been in love with Sanji for years. Sanji has no idea.
Or: two ex-high-school friends, current roommates, professional athletes, and absolute idiots slowly ruin their own lives by falling in love before they even realize they’ve begun.
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18 Sep 2026
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Everybody's Favorite Ship by KakashiSensei for Cat4Angie
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
12 Sep 2026
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On their next island stop, the Straw Hats are greeted not with Marines or rival pirates, but fans. A cunning and potentially evil organizer has arranged a three-day convention in their honor.
The problem? Most of the crowd isn’t here for the entire crew. They’re here for their favorite ship.
Forced to confront years of unresolved tension onstage, Zoro and Sanji handle it exactly as expected: terribly.
But: Denial only works if neither of you is already smitten.
And: Things are not, as it turns out, what they seem. A crew member is kidnapped, and Luffy puts Sanji and Zoro in charge of getting them back.Bookmarked by CynicalCrepe
17 Sep 2026
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Before the events of the steamy bathhouse, there were moments when Sanji had to reckon with his attraction.
This is a story about Sanji's sexuality around the time Zoro came into his life, muscles and all.
Plus an additional snippet from the future, where he and Zoro are already in a relationship.
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- Part 2 of Sanji's bi-wakening
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23 Jul 2026