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I sent a selfie of myself in the tub to the wrong person and you responded back with another selfie. Holy shit, you're hot.- Language:
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21 Sep 2026
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Free Couples Therapy, Unfortunately Cursed by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
31 Aug 2026
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It takes precisely four minutes for them to test the limits of the curse. During which Sanji says, “I want to snap your kneecaps with love,” and Zoro responds, “You smell like regret and it makes me insane.”
“Okay, so we definitely can’t lie,” Sanji says, pacing now. “We’re trapped in some kind of horrifying heart-to-heart nightmare with zero verbal filter and no way out.”
“It’s like a slumber party,” Zoro mutters.
“And you’re the pillow I’d smother myself with.”
“Stop talking.”
“I can’t,” Sanji wails.
And then they both yell at the same time:
“THIS IS YOUR FAULT.”
In which a cursed temple forces Zoro and Sanji to say exactly what they’re thinking, which would be considerably less disastrous if either of them had ever had a normal thought about the other.
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- Part 13 of ZoSan / SanZo Oneshots
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19 Sep 2026
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Dancing with our Hands Tied by ShiroLikesSanji (Shirolikestowrite)
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
25 May 2026
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At twenty-five, Roronoa Zoro knows three things for certain: hockey is brutal, rent is expensive, and living with Sanji is a terrible idea.
Then sharing an apartment brings back all memories from the past and even love.The problem is simple: Zoro has been in love with Sanji for years. Sanji has no idea.
Or: two ex-high-school friends, current roommates, professional athletes, and absolute idiots slowly ruin their own lives by falling in love before they even realize they’ve begun.
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18 Sep 2026
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Everybody's Favorite Ship by KakashiSensei for Cat4Angie
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
12 Sep 2026
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On their next island stop, the Straw Hats are greeted not with Marines or rival pirates, but fans. A cunning and potentially evil organizer has arranged a three-day convention in their honor.
The problem? Most of the crowd isn’t here for the entire crew. They’re here for their favorite ship.
Forced to confront years of unresolved tension onstage, Zoro and Sanji handle it exactly as expected: terribly.
But: Denial only works if neither of you is already smitten.
And: Things are not, as it turns out, what they seem. A crew member is kidnapped, and Luffy puts Sanji and Zoro in charge of getting them back.Bookmarked by CynicalCrepe
17 Sep 2026
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Before the events of the steamy bathhouse, there were moments when Sanji had to reckon with his attraction.
This is a story about Sanji's sexuality around the time Zoro came into his life, muscles and all.
Plus an additional snippet from the future, where he and Zoro are already in a relationship.
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- Part 2 of Sanji's bi-wakening
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23 Jul 2026
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21z/40s. When his father dies amidst war, Zoro inherits the Kingdom of Shimotsuki. And a concubine he’s never heard of.
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21 Jul 2026
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He's always been a bit weird about pain, he knows that. Knows that he can take more of it than most other men, that he’s proud of how much of it he can take. He’s not ashamed of that; he uses it, takes advantage of the edge it gives him in a fight.
But this, the way he gets when he does this… it’s something else entirely. It makes him feel smaller. Fragile. Breakable, cracked open. Makes him want to be good, to be held, to be wanted in return.
Zoro likes men, he likes pain, and he likes being marked. He gets his fix of all three from sparring with his oblivious straight crewmate Sanji, and that's enough... until it isn't.
A collaboration for the Lemon Lime Bang 2025/26 between writer Violet Smith and wonderful artist Ciro. Find Ciro on instagram here!
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21 Jul 2026
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Grey eyes flick up to meet Sanji's and Zoro's teeth flash in a sharp grin. "Hey, stringbean, introduce me properly."
Sanji's chest constricts, fighting down the chambered "fuck you" he's had at the ready for years, then speaks. "Law, this is Zoro," he says, simultaneously rising to take the bait and falling into their old rhythm instinctually as he and Law both stand to greet him. "Zoro is some dickhead I went to high school with. Zoro, this is Law, my boyfriend."
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21 Jul 2026
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After finally being freed from the secrets he'd carried for so long, all Sanji wants is to return to the chaotic normalcy of life with the Straw Hats. A trip to the northern reaches of Wano and an unfortunate run in with a man made of shadows ruins that by giving Sanji a new, more irritating inner demon.
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19 May 2026
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Sanji is a bundle of nerves when he arrives at the gay bathhouse his self-proclaimed bisexuality guru, Ace, recommended to him. Things start getting better once he familiarizes himself with the space—only to immediately turn worse again when the reason behind his sexuality crisis chooses the exact same time to visit.
Sanji is vulnerable and naked, sitting in a jacuzzi, and there’s no escape.
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- Part 1 of Sanji's bi-wakening
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18 May 2026
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Every year on my birthday I post a little fic. This year I couldn't shake the idea of Zoro in season 2 of OPLA imagining Mihawk watching and talking down to him.
A fic in which the ship is small, Zoro is horny and running out of places to jerk off in peace, and Sanji is more observant than you might think.
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20 Mar 2026
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The baby had green hair, but Sanji looked Zoro in the eye and said it wasn’t his.
Just like he’d looked him in the eye two years ago and said nothing happened at Thriller Bark.Zoro remembers everything, though. The way the cook rode him till neither of them could think. The way the omega trembled when the knot caught, buried deep inside that tight heat. How desperate Sanji's voice had sounded when he begged Zoro for it.
Now, Zoro should just walk away. But no matter how hard he tries, his body still craves the cook's touch, his heart bleeds with yearning, and his stupid alpha instinct have sunk its teeth into what he cannot have, uncaring about how much the omega doesn’t want him back.
Even though Sanji keeps coming back to his bed.
Or: Sanji comes back to Sabaody with a green-haired baby that "isn't Zoro's", but Zoro's so whipped he'd become the dad who stepped up in a heartbeat if the cook would just have him.
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- Part 1 of koraverse
- Language:
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- 299,562
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- 25/25
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17 Feb 2026
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New town, new ladies to worship, new men to pretend he wasn’t interested in. Although he’d sworn to himself, after Wano, that he’d at least try to hook up with a man. Realizing his own mortality, both physical and emotional, reminded him that his mother sacrificed herself for him and he owed it to her to really live.
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11 Feb 2026
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Sanji stared at the replay button, his own breathing heavy, a mess in his lap. “Shit, that was hot,” he murmured to his empty bedroom. He tapped the profile of the poster, opening up the creator’s content. It was the first and only video posted. An unlocked one, marked First Time, First Post, Asian, Big Dick, Jerking Off, for preview on the adult site.
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28 Jan 2026
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A Cyborg's Guide to Dating on a Budget by strawhatbougie
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
23 Jun 2025
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Zoro’s broke and in need of a cheap yet effective way to confess his feelings to Sanji before the love-cook beats him to it.
Enter Franky: the perfect man for the job.
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16 Jan 2026
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From The Sidelines by suffocatingspring
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
12 Dec 2021
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When long-time enemies, Bakugo Katsuki--the all-star athlete and rascal of Ise--and Izuku Midoriya, the town sweetheart, are paired together for a long-term project, the quiet beachside town of Ise suddenly gets a bit louder.
In which, Katsuki is an asshole pole vaulter, Izuku is going to fail psychology, and both are about to have the most intense spring semester yet.
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- 14/14
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29 Dec 2025
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“So, what are you good at?” Candy leans in, still moves her body as she speaks to Zoro and it’s both agonising and wonderful. “Not dancing, obviously.”
“Um,” Zoro says, with the brilliance of a burnt-out lightbulb.
“Your arms look nice. Are you good with your hands?” Candy asks, tilting her head. There’s something else hidden in that question, something at the edge of it that Zoro can’t quite grasp.
“I- I mean-,” Zoro tries and fails.
“How about your mouth?”
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Zoro works as a bouncer at a queer night club. Candy attracts his attention with ease. She treats him like a dog and Zoro is surprised to find that he's into that.
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- 17/17
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08 Dec 2025
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Tongue Like a Knife (Or in This Case, A Sword) by strawhatbougie
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
11 Jun 2024
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While the deep and dangerous voice of Pirate Hunter Zoro has made probably hundreds cower in fear, it made Sanji inexplicably and undeniably turned on. A horrifying realization that had him waving his own internal white flag time and time again before his knees gave out from embarrassment (or arousal, but he’d rather die than admit that).
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- 1/1
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13 Nov 2025
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“You know what?” Sanji tells the room at large, a cigarette clamped firmly between his teeth as he tries to steady his nerves, while simultaneously waiting for his impending doom. “I’m just going to come right out and say it, this is entirely my own fault.”
His companion stirs next to him, his shoulders rising and falling to show he’d heard Sanji, even though his sole remaining eye stays focused on the image in front of them. “That tracks,” he says easily. “Most things usually are.”
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- Part 1 of Zosan - Sora Verse
- Language:
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- 47,893
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- 1/1
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07 Oct 2025
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They’d reach Dressrosa in a couple hours, but until then, Sanji had time to do something he wasn’t looking forward to – actually talk to Zoro.
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06 Oct 2025