15 Bookmarks by DMessham
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Burn by JunoNim
Fandoms: HFY - Fandom, Humans Fuck Yeah! - fandom, Humans are Spaceorcs - fandom, Humanity is Awesome - Fandom, HFY!, humans are spaceorcs
17 Dec 2023
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The Ambassador of the Trewanese appears before the Senate of the Confederacy to answer the question posed to him by a human Captain.
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17 Aug 2024
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A guide for various governmental agencies on how to make and keep Humans friendly as a group.
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- Part 2 of HFY Inspired
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17 Aug 2024
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Santa is a Deathworlder by Bainshie
Fandoms: Original Work, Humanity Fuck Yeah! (HFY), humans are space orcs - Fandom
21 Dec 2023
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Terrans are not the strongest species in the universe. They are not the fastest species. They are most definitely not the smartest. But Terrans are the loneliest, willing to befriend anything that moves and several things that don't.
After humanity nearly made themselves extinct with a "Terran brand oopsie"™, Billions of Terrans awaken from stasis and set themselves upon a Galaxy teeming with alien life, each writing their own story among the stars. Stories of compassion, of anger, of revenge, of justice. Stories of the clever and stories of the downright stupid.
But mostly the story of Terrans looking for the one thing that all beings desire: Friendship amongst a lonely universe.
A half wholesome, half emotionally scaring, half self improvement writing project, half mathematics fail due to there being too many halves. Originally posted and created for /r/HFY
A Terran tries to show the universe the magic of Christmas. Doesn't go as planned.
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- Part 44 of LF Friends, Will Travel
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15 Aug 2024
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A Tank With Internet by Bainshie
Fandoms: Original Work, Humanity Fuck Yeah! (HFY), humans are space orcs - Fandom
28 Jul 2023
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Terrans are not the strongest species in the universe. They are not the fastest species. They are most definitely not the smartest. But Terrans are the loneliest, willing to befriend anything that moves and several things that don't.
After humanity nearly made themselves extinct with a "Terran brand oopsie"™, trillions of Terrans awaken from stasis and set themselves upon a Galaxy teeming with alien life, each writing their own story among the stars. Stories of compassion, of anger, of revenge, of justice. Stories of the clever and stories of the downright stupid.
But mostly the story of Terrans looking for the one thing that all beings desire: Friendship amongst a lonely universe.
A half wholesome, half emotionally scaring, half self improvement writing project, half mathematics fail due to there being too many halves. Originally posted and created for /r/HFY
A Tank With Internet: So you're an AI, trapped inside a tank.... and you want to go on holiday.... why again?
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- Part 31 of LF Friends, Will Travel
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15 Aug 2024
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I still have the most important job by Bainshie
Fandoms: Original Work, Humanity Fuck Yeah! (HFY), humans are space orcs - Fandom
27 Jul 2023
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Terrans are not the strongest species in the universe. They are not the fastest species. They are most definitely not the smartest. But Terrans are the loneliest, willing to befriend anything that moves and several things that don't.
After humanity nearly made themselves extinct with a "Terran brand oopsie"™, trillions of Terrans awaken from stasis and set themselves upon a Galaxy teeming with alien life, each writing their own story among the stars. Stories of compassion, of anger, of revenge, of justice. Stories of the clever and stories of the downright stupid.
But mostly the story of Terrans looking for the one thing that all beings desire: Friendship amongst a lonely universe.
A half wholesome, half emotionally scaring, half self improvement writing project, half mathematics fail due to there being too many halves. Originally posted and created for /r/HFY
I still have the most important job: Rebooting.... rebooting.... REBOOT SUCCESSFUL
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- Part 30 of LF Friends, Will Travel
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15 Aug 2024
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Collateral damage - Part 12 by Bainshie
Fandoms: Original Work, Humanity Fuck Yeah! (HFY), humans are space orcs - Fandom
18 Jul 2023
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Terrans are not the strongest species in the universe. They are not the fastest species. They are most definitely not the smartest. But Terrans are the loneliest, willing to befriend anything that moves and several things that don't.
After humanity nearly made themselves extinct with a "Terran brand oopsie"™, trillions of Terrans awaken from stasis and set themselves upon a Galaxy teeming with alien life, each writing their own story among the stars. Stories of compassion, of anger, of revenge, of justice. Stories of the clever and stories of the downright stupid.
But mostly the story of Terrans looking for the one thing that all beings desire: Friendship amongst a lonely universe.
A half wholesome, half emotionally scaring, half self improvement writing project, half mathematics fail due to there being too many halves. Originally posted and created for /r/HFY
Collateral damage - Part 12: Collateral Damage.
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- Part 22 of LF Friends, Will Travel
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14 Aug 2024
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Once again, The Great Papyrus is attempting to stream Least Dog's famous videogame about the events leading up to the destruction of the Barrier, with a little help from the Dreemurr kids.
Twenty-third time's the charm, right?
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- Part 10 of Don't Trust The Flower
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23 Apr 2024
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There's No Rule That Says A Wolf Can't Be A Jedi by Saphroneth
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types
31 Jan 2022
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There's a Lothwolf.
He's a Jedi.
Why not, after all?- Language:
- English
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- Chapters:
- 11/11
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- Comments:
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19 Jul 2022
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The first time Fundy wakes up with the memories of his "prophetic dream" intact, he tries to ignore what it tells him. When night after night, he wakes up with a fresh memory of dying in his sleep, he slowly accepts that the first and only thing he accurately predicts is his death. That's concerning, of course, but one worry of his exceeds them all - what will happen with Yogurt once he's gone?
So he tries. He tries in life and tries in death, all to make sure his son isn't alone when he's gone. Too bad his plans don't include the possibility of not disappearing completely after his untimely demise.
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10 Feb 2022
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DoctorTale - An AU where science rules by Doctor_Smirnoff
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game)
06 Apr 2018
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It started with a relatively simple shift, many many years ago. And from there, a great many things began to change throughout this particular timeline. Some characters are absent during the events of the main story, while an old friend with a new face rules the Underground. The Prince pulls double duty as Royal Scientist, and under his rule the Underground has been focused on scientific progress. After all, there has to be another way...
Into this high-tech panoply of despair, one last human falls. Those who climb Mt Ebott are said to never return. You wonder why exactly that was, as you enter the cave. You can't help but feel like you've been here before... As you approach the hole, you fail to see the old root as your foot snags on it. The hole seems to rush towards you as you fall into the depths of the Earth. ...why is this so familiar?
[Name the fallen human]
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20 Nov 2021
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Gaud's Grinch x Tony Fix-it Fic by gaudy_writes
Fandoms: How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000), How the Grinch Stole Christmas! - Dr. Seuss, Kellogg's "Frosted Flakes" Commercials
24 Dec 2022
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Right so this all got started because of that one infamous tumblr post regarding the Grinch and Tony the Tiger's tragic break up: www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/k51rck/so_gaud_is_making_a_tony_the_tigergrinch_fix_fic/
Anyways, I hope the existence of this fic bothers you on a level you struggle to articulate to your loved ones and/or therapist :)
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- English
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- 16,499
- Chapters:
- 5/7
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 2,245
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- 9,699
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02 Aug 2021
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The Undisclosed Location (Congressional Fanfiction) by cursedrebecca
Fandoms: United States Congress, United States Government, American Politics - Fandom
01 Feb 2021
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On January 6, 2021, a group of violent right-wing terrorists stormed the United States Capitol in an attempt to prevent Congress from certifying the results of the 2020 Presidential Election. Luckily, Congressmen and women were evacuated before the insurrectionists could reach them. They tweeted to the world that they were safe in an "undisclosed location". But where was this undisclosed location and what did they do there? Find out the love, friendship, collaboration, and fighting that truly happened on that fateful day.
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28 Jan 2021
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Human Resources Violation by KogoDogo
Fandoms: Half Life VR But The AI Is Self Aware, Half Life VR But The AI Is Self-Aware
31 Jul 2020
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Spiritual Successor to "It Came From the Vents." Gordon Freeman has spent three years trying to stabilize the AIs he befriended after a disastrous end to a military project. He's stolen company property, ignored his family, and neglected himself in hopes of success. Now that he's made progress, it's becoming increasingly apparent that one of the AIs in question may not be a program at all. No one can say for certain what this revelation will lead to, but one thing's for sure: HR is going to have a field day with this one.
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- Part 2 of The Thing in the Vents
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- English
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- 113,251
- Chapters:
- 31/31
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 1,415
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- 2,741
- Bookmarks:
- 534
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- 61,536
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15 Jan 2021
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After the tragic death of his wife and adoptive child, King Asgore, the ruler of all monsters, absorbed seven human souls, became a god, and declared war on this humanity that made his people suffer so much.
More than thirty years later, the war is still ongoing and his son, Prince Asriel, is burdened with the responsibility of keeping his people alive and hopeful in a conflict that cannot go in their favor... until the day when a captured human brought to the monsters an option which could turn the table forever.
…But Asriel can tell this won't be an easy road for anyone.(Comments disabled until I work on it again. Please don't ask for an update.)
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- English
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- 180,221
- Chapters:
- 42/?
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 1,185
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02 Oct 2020
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A series of short stories of varying length, set in an AU of sorts with Muffet acting like a mother to Frisk. Open to prompts.
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02 Oct 2020