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Harry gets de-aged. Malfoy has to help him.
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Bookmarked by DasKlaus
18 Aug 2025
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The percentage of previous flawless plans that Captain Hammer had managed to derail into flames, mayhem and chaos was annoyingly high.
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14 Aug 2025
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Robb Stark had swept his entire hand of cards off the table, and Tyrion couldn’t see how to make a single play at all.
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- Part 16 of Game of Thrones works
- Part 5 of Astolat Sampler
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Bookmarked by DasKlaus
04 Jun 2024
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Three weeks into their delightful slog across Westeros, during yet another charming day of shitting in the woods, eating half-raw squirrel, and trudging his feet bloody, the single most dour and uninteresting woman Jaime had ever met in all of Westeros stopped in the middle of a field, drew a deep breath, and said, “When I was seven, my aunt came to visit with her son. My father told me that as the daughter of the house, it was my duty to show hospitality to my guests and to be gracious to them. I wanted to make him proud. So for three weeks, I let my cousin follow me around and talk to me about spiders.”
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- Part 8 of Game of Thrones works
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27 May 2024
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Charlie Weasley and the Department of Mysteries by peteryoushouldwrite
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Oct 2018
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After being spurned by his lover and fired from his job, Charlie Weasley is back in England living with his mother and working at the Department of Mysteries... no, not that Department of Mysteries, the bar, in Knockturn Alley. Unfortunately for Charlie, the publication of a new edition of the Sacred Twenty Eight means he'll find no rest at the Burrow, and he finds himself in the center of a feverish hunt for the Bloodwand, a mysterious artifact allegedly bound to the "purest" wizarding family.
This story is marked as part of a series, but it is not necessary to read Percy Weasley's adventure to follow the events of this one.
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- Part 2 of Weasley's Wizard Woes
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10 Aug 2022
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you are a paradigm by 1electricpirate
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Sherlock (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Jul 2012
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Sometimes, only sometimes, when Sherlock is very far away and absolutely guaranteed not to return for at least three hours, John sits on the sofa and lets the tea make itself.
In which John is (reluctantly) a wizard, Mycroft is (apparently) omniscient, and Sherlock is (surprisingly) oblivious.
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- Part 1 of More Things Than Are Dreamt Of
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Bookmarked by DasKlaus
10 Nov 2021
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John Watson is left-handed.
He’s tried not to let it affect his life, but as any Lefty knows, that’s almost impossible.
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Bookmarked by DasKlaus
10 Nov 2021
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Everyone knows Dementors can take souls, but nothing says that they have to keep them. After the Dementor attack in Little Whinging ends disastrously, Harry must find a place for himself in a new world, fighting a different sort of war against the nascent Voldemort.
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Bookmarked by DasKlaus
10 Apr 2021
Bookmarker's Notes
I don't normally read WIPs but this one was different. Now that it's done, go read it, it's fantastic.
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Diego gets shot. Five is evasive. There is a bit of an emotional reckoning, and neither of them are even vaguely equipped for it.
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31 Oct 2020
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The idea for a road trip comes somewhere between the revelations of "Your father's not here" and "You can do anything you want" and takes root in her thoughts until it blooms into a fully grown desire.
It is currently a possibility, she comes to realize, when Diego gently reminds her, "You can go anywhere now."
"I think," Grace says slowly, and she savors the opportunity to verbalize her opinions unfiltered and without fear of possible repercussions should she say the wrong thing, "I think I have an idea."
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Bookmarked by DasKlaus
29 Oct 2020
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“You know, I think the Séance was a bad name for me, in retrospect.” Klaus bends his head to the side, and his neck lets out a loud crack in release. “They should have called me the Cockroach.”
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Bookmarked by DasKlaus
26 Oct 2020
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A woman dreams of the child she gave away. It's fine as long as she can deny what she sees. (When she finally wakes up to the reality of the situation it will be too late.)
On the other side of the world, a boy dreams of a woman he does not know. While he's too young to understand who she really is, one day he'll figure it out. (And by then he will have other things to worry about. By then, all he'll really want is a safe place to sleep.)
Or: I go wild with the idea of Klaus having the power to dreamwalk and meeting his birth mother that way.
Bookmarked by DasKlaus
24 Oct 2020
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The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Apocalypse, Or How To Train Your Human by Devilbaby
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV), Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
09 Apr 2019
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On the subject of Number Five, The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy says: "Highly successful instrument of chaos. If he smiles at you, run. Can be neutralized with coffee."
The one where Dolores is an alien.
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Bookmarked by DasKlaus
13 Oct 2020
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Reginald Hargreeves is found dead a month before forty-three extraordinary children are born.
The world still ends until it doesn't.- Language:
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Bookmarked by DasKlaus
09 Oct 2020
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They’re supposed to write a list, on their own time, of either the wrongs they’ve done to other people or the people that they’ve done wrong to, whichever one is easier. Klaus rolls the pencil between his fingers.
So far he’s got: Denny’s I stole a syrup bottle from, with buy a new syrup bottle and return it as a possible solution.
My dead brother, is second. Can’t bring him back to life, so nothing to be done there.
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08 Oct 2020
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Turns out Klaus is a better medium than he thought. This realisation isn't really helped by Five asking him a bunch of weird questions in the middle of trying to stop the apocalypse.
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03 Oct 2020
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It's been years since the Hargreeves siblings have spoken to one another, but on their twenty-third birthday they manage to cross paths with each other a whole lot anyway. A canon-compliant (through the first season) prequel fic in the form of a flashback episode script.
I was an assistant who worked on The Umbrella Academy S1 on the writing side. After we wrapped I took my unused pitches, wrote a spec script, and uploaded it here after the show was released. A few months later, my script was a 2019 Austin Film Festival Semifinalist in the Drama Teleplay Spec category. I hope it tides you over til next season!
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03 Oct 2020
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It’s a beautiful day. It’s been a whole year since they got out of 1963, a whole eight months since the Sparrow Academy fiasco, a whole ninety days since Klaus finally got to say “we did something right after all!”, a whole six weeks since his inheritance showed up – who knew that Five managed to fix the timeline so that a Dallas property and entire estate and affairs of a ‘60s socialite would be legally bound to a “Klaus Hargreeves” who only just started existing in this timeli – you know what, fuck it. He’s not Five, he doesn’t care. He’s got money, babe. Also: A whole six minutes since a call announcing his rental application was accepted.
He’s city living. He’s an independent boy. He’s going to – like, finally discover himself, probably.
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02 Oct 2020
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INTERLUDE: Klaus and Diego (and Ben’s) Apartment's side of the story.
“Oh,” Diego says, looking relieved. “Anyway. We have ‘attachment issues’.”
“And ‘issues with physical affection’.” It’s rote, at this point.
“And ‘issues with intimacy’.”
“And ‘issues with expressing ourselves’.”
“We’re doing great with expressing ourselves.”
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- Part 2 of Attachment Theory
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01 Oct 2020
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Diego goes back to avoiding everybody, because – wow. They’re obviously much better off apart.
It doesn’t work out the way Diego plans.
ALTERNATIVELY: This series gave me feelings and I'm having them out. Sorry.
Bookmarked by DasKlaus
01 Oct 2020