DeadZedNed
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Spreadsheets and Stage Lights by DeadZedNed
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game), Deltarune (Video Game)
02 May 2026
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(A neater, reheated iteration of a work I almost abandoned. Between the 10th Anniversary Undertale stream and Deltarune chapters, I found inspiration to return to it. We'll see how long that lasts.)
You have a new name after burning your old one, and the bridges that led to it. You simply go by Y now, and you are a financial advisor in what used to be a moderately busy tourist hotspot. West Ebbot and Greater Ebbot, a township and city within view of a grand lake and mountain, are husks of their former selves. You know better than to over-confidently think yourself an economic lynchpin, here at your humble banking job, but you do the best you can.
When the polluted lake gets cleaned up, it's too late for the tourism to return. Some years after though, something happens at the mountain that makes it the main attraction instead. The panic of pressure to preform is secondary to the relief of your assuredly continued usefulness, and therefore employment.
Money is necessary for goods and services. It's what society agreed to run on first and foremost, right?
Other sensations are luxuries.
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- Part 2 of Spreadsheets and Stagelights
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To-To's Bizzare Dream by LivingAshWood (DeadZedNed)
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game), Original Work, The Coffin of Andy and Leyley (Visual Novel)
21 Dec 2025
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To-To Deeder is in his late thirties. He picked his own name after showing up out of nowhere as a John Doe, in the wilds surrounding a dark, dark city-state a decade and change ago.
The dim daytime has him pursue his career as a ranger, making regular patrols to protect the region from petty wild threats.
At night, he dreams. Bits and pieces, over all those years. He tries and fails to put them together into a coherent picture, then remembers he needn't do it alone.
So he tries to put the pieces together by doing weed about it, with a healer and a not-quite-priest. It's fine - the stuff is medical grade.
They smoke in the dark of a new moon.
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(Abandoned fic prototype - see second work in this series for more recent version)
For years, you've worked at a Hillside Savings bank as an advisor. You've answered calls from customers trying to help them out as best you can. And even when the monsters came out of the mountain the town over, you advised them the best you can with their new lives aboveground. And you've been doing an okay job so far, you think.
But then your boss puts you on an outside contract, helping a certain monster superstar reach fame with humans, as well as be wise enough with his money to stay afloat.
On paper, your resume says you've got the skills to make it work. But there's more than numbers and charts to deal with in showbusiness, especially with an eccentric individual like Mettaton. And not everyone is friendly towards the new monster population.
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- Part 1 of Spreadsheets and Stagelights
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Deviancy fair funishment by DeadZedNed
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series)
06 Sep 2019
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Bede is an exceptionally good trainer. He's also a total brat and a sore loser, which leads to him getting arrested and preforming community service after harassing a fellow trainer that beat him in a battle.
Of course, this community service involves him choking on dick and getting fucked until he reeks of semen, among other bodily fluids.
(This fic concept grew from someone sharing Bede's smug face on a Discord server, followed by discussions of how to wipe said smug expression off. Thanks to emissaryofrainbows for spurring me to complete this work once I came up with the concept.)
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A divergent retelling of the story, with different decisions made. Major spoilers ahead, and best read for people who've completed or watched a play-through the game.
Just a short piece. May be just a one shot, even.
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Spreadsheets and Stagelights by DeadZedNed
Fandom Deltarune (Video Game), Undertale (Video Game)
02 May 2026
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Hunter continues working on healing from his childhood. His sheltered life has not prepared him for the realities of proper puberty or realising he may have a crush on one or more friends. Worse, when one of them crushes back, how do you respond to that?
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- Part 16 of Owl House home
- Part 8 of Going Forward - Owl House
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23 Apr 2026
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Under the care of Camila Noceda, the Collector has curbed the worst of his habits and become something of a model child. That's not to say parenting him is an easy task, though. Worn out after yet another long day of looking after him, Camila makes her way to bed and passes out. Surely she'll at least be allowed a moment of respite in her dreams...
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06 Apr 2026
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Five days after December's disappearance, Togore is forced to pay a visit to Chester and support his friend. However, it's not like Togore has any strong feelings on the matter, and him searching for kind words he doesn't really believe in could prove to be especially disastrous. Unless, of course, his genuine attitude would be more than enough to break the ice.
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17 Dec 2025
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Noelle sees Kris' knife.
Now she wants to see it up close.
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12 Jul 2025
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Jolene had never met a Puazi before coming to the big city.
Now, after joining the college soccer team she's surrounded by them and it not coping well with how horny the aliens make her feel. Especially when she sees the captain's huge alien cock. When the team captain invites her to some after-game team bonding she jumps on the opportunity. A whole lot of sex ensues.
Bookmarked by DeadZedNed
27 May 2025