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Lance vs the Homo Sapiens Agenda by DerpmasterG
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender, Voltron: Defender of the Universe (1984), Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda - Becky Albertalli, Love Simon (2018)
21 Jul 2018
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In a small, conservative town, seventeen year old, not-so-openly gay Lance struggles to find his true identity in the shit hole that is high school. His secret nearly gets revealed when his private emails to Red, another not-so-openly gay teen at Altea High, falls into the wrong hands. Now, he has to set the blackmailer up with friend's friend or risk his sexual identity being revealed to the whole universe (okay, maybe just the school, but basically the entire universe) and losing his beloved friendship with his maybe, kind of, secret boyfriend Red.
Or, a Love, Simon/Simon vs the Homo Sapiens Agenda Klance AU that absolutely needed to be written.
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"He's like, the most beautiful person I've ever seen and every time I see him I look like an utter mess- We've been living next to each other for over a year and every time we meet I either look like I ran a marathon, or a marathon ran over me. At this point, I don't think I would even mind."
In which Yamaguchi Tadashi might (totally) be whipped for a certain blond neighbor in his apartment building, but is convinced the other guy only ever sees him as a complete mess.
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In which Yuri Plisetsky has a crisis on whether he should keep the only kind-of-friends-but-also-rival-but-also-his-savior he has.
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Levi comes home to an overfilled sink, a pile of dirty dishes, and a messy Eren and decides to take matters to his own hands.
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On his tenth birthday, Prince Jimin was promised to the oldest son of the Jeon family (and inevitable future king) to restore balance and peace to two kingdoms on the verge of war. 18 years later, Jimin dances with a secret childhood friend at his betrothal celebration - Prince Jeongguk, the second-born Jeon son with nothing to lose.
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06 Nov 2022
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“Thought you hated me back then, Jeon,” Taehyung goes on, tone curious.
Jeongguk looks down at his own hands. At the scars on them, how rugged they are from fighting. Fighting beside Taehyung who got on his nerves always, but Jeongguk’s always preferred to fight beside him than anyone else.
“I didn’t,” Jeongguk says lowly, a quiet admission he wished he had made sure human Taehyung knew. Hates the idea that Taehyung died thinking he hated him. “Now I do.”
[Jeongguk's been raised to hate vampires, dedicated his life to wipe out their growing population, but everything changes after Taehyung becomes one.]
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08 Oct 2020
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symbiosis- n. interaction between two different organisms living in close physical association, typically to the advantage of both.
“So that means you’re okay with it?” Jungkook asks, his tone an odd mix of surprise and sarcasm.
Taehyung hums his affirmation, making Jungkook finally look at him. His eyes are unreadable, even to him. They search over Taehyung’s face before Jungkook’s full body turns and they’re a breath apart.
“Why?”
“It’s a good union,” Taehyung explains simply. “Good for my family and yours. For you and I specifically.”
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- Part 1 of symbiosis
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31 Aug 2020
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It's moments like this that make Taehyung panic. The open derision on each courtier's face, the scorn of his brother as he turns from his prey. The slit of Park Jimin's eyes, just barely open and dark and hateful, as Taehyung swallows and squares his shoulders and says—
"I want to claim him."
The tides of war change, and sweep Taehyung and Jimin along with them.
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03 Jan 2020
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“Kookie,” Jimin breathed when he got close enough. “I – when Yoongi told me, I thought you were – ”
Jungkook took three large steps forward, swooping Jimin up in his arms for a searing kiss. It made Jimin’s knees go weak as he frantically reached out to grasp Jungkook’s shoulders to keep his body from collapsing.
“Stay with me tonight,” Jimin begged when he finally had a chance to breathe. “Don’t go home.”
Jungkook wrapped his arms around Jimin again, but this time in a warm embrace with his head buried in Jimin’s neck.
“I’m not going anywhere.”
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Jimin is living the life of a normal, post-college graduate. He works at a job he doesn't like, lives on the opposite side of the country as his best friend, and is stuck sneaking his boyfriend into his bedroom while sleeping under his parent's roof.
But when the president's family faces an unidentified threat, it makes his life anything but normal.
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19 Dec 2019