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The contact is brief, but it is enough.
And with that, a wave of pheromones floods his nostrils, thick enough to drown in. Nauseating, suffocating. Enough to make his legs go weak, his head spin, a burning ache twisting low in his stomach.
No.
No.
Of all the alphas in this rotting hell, he had to meet the only one whose scent has never repulsed him.
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The only person Alastor ever thought he could allow himself to be intimate with, until Vox decided to ruin everything with a damn business proposal.
Or: A truck full of love potions crashes and its content spills out. Chaos ensues. Alastor and Vox find themselves on top of a communications tower. There is a small room in that tower. Vox gives, Alastor takes. They communicate.
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20 Feb 2026
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A complex mix of arousal, triumph, and utter obsession stewed within him. Was this how Vox felt all of the time? Craving the other like this, despising him and loving him and needing him?
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10 Feb 2026
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Alastor has lived for more than a century, he's had sex before. However, that doesn't mean he doesn't have anything new to discover about himself.
Enter Vox. Pathetic Vox. Who for some reason, Alastor finds himself willing to have sex with.
Chapter 1 is written to be a standalone. Chapter 2 is a bonus.
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08 Feb 2026
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Sinners came in all shapes and sizes. Alastor was well aware of this. No one looked the same, and everyone had their own thing going on. Vox was no different, of course, but Alastor thought that he knew his little picture box like the palm of his hand, so he was quite surprised when Vox showed him that maybe he was more of a shark than TV.
Or Vox has two dicks, and Alastor wants it bad.
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06 Feb 2026
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Vox wasn't an inexperienced guy, of course not. He slept with enough women when he was alive that he lost count but a man? He never experienced that before, and he also never experienced having a crush on one.
Alastor just finds the picture box cute.
It's shameless smut, again. I blame whoever rendered that Vox. Enjoy the scribble.
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02 Jan 2026
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“As Vox rushed out the door and shut it, Alastor dragged his hands over his face and up into his hair, pulling at it with a frustrated sigh. The sigh turned into an exasperated groan and he pressed the base of his palms against his eyes.
Stupid, stupid, romantic picture box.”
Trying to be a gentleman (Alastor likes those, right?) Vox keeps his hands to himself around his lover, even if it feels like he’s literally going to die from the aching want burning inside of him. Alastor just wants Vox to fuck him already, because this is starting to get rather frustrating.
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- Part 3 of Everybody loves somebody
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16 Dec 2025
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Vox was gone—reduced to nothing more than a screen. Every trace of him, each spark of anger, indignance, and affection had vanished with him.
Val and Vel found him after the incident and gave Alastor a key to Vox's suite. They claimed that Vox wanted him to have it. They didnt elaborate.
He finds that Vox had left something for him.
A letter.
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11 Dec 2025
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“It was now or never. And Vox may be a hopeless romantic, but he was no coward. He took a steadying breath.
“Can I kiss you?””
On a rainy day in hell, Vox falls victim to Charlie’s curiosity and tells her and Angel about a special moment in his and Alastor’s lives.
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- Part 2 of Everybody loves somebody
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11 Dec 2025
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A fancy new bar has opened up in Hell, and Vox decides to invite Alastor out drinking. What Vox didn’t expect was for the radio demon to be a lightweight. Or for Alastor to get extremely…touchy while drunk.
Or: Alastor gets drunk and has sex with Vox.
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09 Dec 2025
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I took the angst from the finale and I made it even more upsetting...and sexy. Enjoy!
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"It was strange being in such intimate quarters with his former friend. He had not spent this much time with him in over half a century, and the time they had spent together was in mangled city streets, the taste of blood and dust in the air as they sparred for the strongest place in hell's sinner hierarchy. He knew that dance, that familiar push and pull.
But this new set of circumstances was something else entirely."
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06 Dec 2025
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“In the back of his mind Vox could hear something buzzing on his bedside table. His phone, probably work, but he ignored it. It could not be more urgent than this, nothing could actually.
“Your beloved phone is ringing.“ Yes, thanks for the info Alastor, he was well aware. Vox bit down on the back of his neck sharply before dragging his sparking tongue over the bite, making Alastor freeze up for a second.
“I’m busy.””
Even one of hell’s biggest overlords skipped out on work sometimes, though it would most likely end up backfiring in his face.
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03 Dec 2025
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Whoever Vincent had expected to see, it certainly wasn’t Alastor. Yet there he stood, his shirt soaking wet and stained with deep red wine. His curled, pristine hair now damp and tangled in knots. One of his eyes is swelling shut, and the other doesn’t dare to look up and meet Vincent’s shocked gaze. For just a single moment, Alastor’s smile almost falters.
“There wasn’t anywhere else I could go…”____
Alastor has a terrible night out, Vincent tries to help him through the aftermath.
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- Part 2 of Radiostatic & murdermedia shenanigans
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02 Dec 2025
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Vincent returns home, covered in another man´s blood, but he feels a little different than he usually does after a kill. His loving husband Alastor doesn´t mind, and actually finds it rather intriguing and enticing. He is more than willing to lend a hand, or a mouth, to help with that feeling and all the blood.
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02 Dec 2025
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Alastor ghosts on their most recent, routine outing, for rather personal reasons, and Vox can't help but worry about his suddenly radio silent friend.
When he checks in on him, well. He had to offer a helping hand. After all, what were friends for?
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01 Dec 2025
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He felt Vox starting to shift, to get off of him, and before he could stop himself a panicked bleat ripped its way through his throat, eyes snapping open and hands frantically reaching out to grab onto his arms.
“Wait– wait, I don’t–”
Vox’s brows furrowed, confusion clear as can be on his screen.
“...I’m getting mixed signals, Al.”
Alastor groaned, frustrated, and reached for his drink.
Vox put it in his hand, and Alastor sat up just enough to down it before setting the cup back on the coffee table.
“It’s… Hard to say.”
Vox was quiet, as if considering for a moment, petting at Alastor’s side and silently delighting in each shiver and ear twitch it got.
“...Do you want me to… make you tell me?”
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While drunkenly hanging out, and practicing Vox's hypnotic powers, things get a little heated.
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30 Nov 2025
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Alastor had been grappling with strange, unwelcome feelings toward Vox—feelings that twisted tighter every time the blue demon so much as brushed against him. Alastor tried to dismiss it as irritation, a byproduct of proximity and pride.
But denial had its limits.
The tension had been building too long, humming beneath the surface like a wire stretched too thin. At last, Alastor decided to stop running from it. He was going to do something about it.
(Based on a comic by artist Shunyhuny and other artists! Their illustrations and posts will be linked in the text.)
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17 Nov 2025
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That time I sobered up and married a TV by Godlizza for issu (Issushaim)
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
25 Oct 2025
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“A business call?” Vox asked, keeping his gaze fixed on the wall as Alastor strolled behind him. “For what?”
“A proposal,” came Alastor’s reply.
“What kind of proposal?” Vox bit out, a headache beginning to form behind his screen.
He turned around and blinked in surprise at finding Alastor suddenly down on one knee, grinning up at him. His mind came to a screeching halt when Alastor grabbed one of his hands and fished a small black box out of his pocket.
“A proposal,” Alastor repeated, flicking open the box to display a golden ring adorned with an obnoxiously huge diamond. It, along with Alastor’s beaming smile, blinded Vox. “Whattaya say?”
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Months after getting divorced, Alastor and Vox decide to get married again, for all of Hell to see. But it's just for show. Really.
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- Part 2 of That time I got divorced
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28 Oct 2025
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Down in Hell, if there was one currency worth more than souls, it was credibility. If Al went back on his word, even for a silly little bet, that was the end of his career as a dealmaker. Al liked to gamble, and for the most part it seemed he had the devil’s own luck, but it was only a matter of time before he lost something- before his happy-go-lucky attitude came back to bite him on his narrow ass. “Hey, at least it’s not your soul, right?”
“Mimzy.” Alastor grinned at her. “You’re not helping.”
“Aw, Al, you’ll be fiiine.” Mimzy stroked the side of Alastor’s head and he leaned into it, like the hopeless sap that he was, his ears flopping. A real kitten. That was the thing that most people didn’t understand about the Radio Demon. Al might be terrifying, and powerful, and all those things, but at the heart of it, he was just a silly man. Mimzy gave his shoulder a squeeze. “It’s just the TV-head guy, right? You like him. I know you do, else youdda eaten him by now.”
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26 Oct 2025
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Alastor is just trying to help Vox with some hardware issues. Sure, things get a bit heated, but when don't they for these two? However, neither of them are prepared for just how wrong things will go from there.
[Hazbin Dead Dove Week 2025 Day 7: Dealer's Choice (Snuff)]
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- Part 6 of Hazbin Dead Dove Week 2025
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16 Oct 2025
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Kinktober Day 14 - Possessive Sex
Long ago, Alastor accepted Vox's offer to team up.
On the same side or not, Alastor still loves to push Vox's buttons.
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- Part 7 of Kinktober 2025
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14 Oct 2025