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Please Step Aside While Hobbitlings Continue Being Awesome by SailorFish
Fandom The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
26 Dec 2013
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Premise of this series:
Thorin becomes King Under The Mountain. He and Bilbo have fallen in love and Bilbo moves to Erebor.Tread Lightly concerns itself with their wedding, and Bilbo's relatives coming to visit for it. His tiny, adorable Hobbitling relatives.
Send Weekly is basically a collection of one-shots taking place in this AU, the majority of which are set during the time of LOTR. (Due to the events of Tread Lightly, the majority of the Fellowship are friends before the Quest begins and Frodo has been raised in Erebor; both facts have quite an effect on the original plot!)
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19 Jan 2026
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02 Dec 2025
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Cunk on Fangs by beemovieerotica
Fandoms: Cunk on Earth (TV), Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
18 Mar 2025
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Philomena Cunk interviews the vampire.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 7,985
- Chapters:
- 4/4
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- 783
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- 6,214
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20 May 2025
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[Podfic] Cunk on Fangs by beemovieerotica by SnakeOilSalesDepartment
Fandoms: Cunk on Earth (TV), Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
19 May 2025
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Philomena Cunk interviews the vampire.Bookmarked by DisConsulate
20 May 2025
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26 Mar 2024
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Sokka is so sure that Zuko is being a sneaky, conniving jerkbender - he just had to catch him in the act! He really doesn’t expect for the guy to keep unveiling horrible childhood trauma every time Sokka steps in it, though, and it’s really starting to get awkward and concerning.
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- English
- Words:
- 7,282
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 4
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- 151
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- 20,589
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01 Jan 2024
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I won't hold your hand (I'm not your excuse to feel human) by nylaa11
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender
29 Jul 2024
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It all started when the banished prince of the fire nation showed up on their doorstep, half-dazed and bleeding to death. Pleading with them to save him…
What were his words again?
“I didn’t know where else to go?”
But we’ll get there soon enough…
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Slow-burn, enemies to lovers, soulmate AU written by someone who despises soulmate AUs.Bookmarked by DisConsulate
27 Dec 2023
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As the newly appointed cultural liaison to Northern Water Tribe, Zuko is the first Fire Nation Citizen to step foot inside the city's walls in nearly a century. He's determined to prove himself—to the Fire Lord and to his father—even if the Water Tribe's spirit-touched prince seems to want nothing to do with him.
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Moon Spirit Sokka AU
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25 Feb 2023
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In the Grim Darkness of the Far Future, There Is Only the Napoleonic War by ThirdWavePorrimist
Fandoms: Honor Harrington Series - David Weber, Warhammer 40.000
15 Dec 2022
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A wormhole mishap plunges a Manticoran cruiser into a strange and hostile galaxy. Captain Alanna Cheung and her crew must race to find a way home. But dark forces gather against them, and they will need all their wit and courage to survive.
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15 Dec 2022
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Zuko’s life, when he was still performing, had been an endless stream of attractive musicians; puffed up egomaniacs who thought they were god's gift to the music industry. He thought he’d known every type of rockstar, and at the end of the day they were really all the same.
Never any drummers, though.
Never anything like Sokka.Bookmarked by DisConsulate
17 Jun 2022
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In Which Dave Strider Gets a Roommate (and a Little Bit More) by vulturer
Fandoms: Homestuck
29 Sep 2011
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After Bro takes off for an overseas job, Dave Strider finds himself with a condo, bills, and nary a way to pay for it all. He does what any normal college guy would do; puts up an roommate wanted ad on craigslist. He gets a little bit more than he bargained for... in a very good way.
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- English
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- 15/15
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17 May 2022
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The attack on the Northern Water Tribe goes differently, Aang and the ocean spirit don’t destroy the entire Fire Nation fleet, only most of them.
Zhao escapes, taking Sokka and a few other Water Tribe men as prisoners. Knowing Sokka is traveling with the Avatar he gets sent to Zhao’s “special prison camp” that is hidden near the Earth Kingdom colonies.
Sokka gets a taste of the real war, not the war that he thinks he knows from traveling with the Avatar. While Zhao’s prisoner, he struggles to survive the inhuman conditions. Alone and thought to be dead, he feels himself slowly losing hope.
Seeing a familiar face brings back his hope, even if that face is the scarred Prince of the Fire Nation.
Sokka and Zuko come together to survive and end up depending on each other for a lot more than they ever thought possible.
-please read the tags, overall dark themes throughout-
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- Part 1 of Leaving It All Behind
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- English
- Words:
- 259,814
- Chapters:
- 21/21
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- 11
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- 3,647
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13 Mar 2022
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09 May 2021
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“Clearly,” he started, and yeah, he was definitely talking out of his ass, “You are bringing me and Zuko, established boyfriends, along with you and her to Republic City, a city full of art and beautiful sunsets. After spending the week with us exuding romance in the city’s hotspots, Ty Lee will have no option but to--”
“You guys can’t play boyfriends,” Mai interrupted with a firm shake of her head.
At this, Zuko couldn’t help but feel indignant. He crossed his arms in the small space between him and Sokka, no longer thinking about the too-close contact with his study buddy.
or; Zuko and Sokka team up to try and get Mai and Ty Lee together by fake dating.
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04 May 2021
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"XXX-TRA WIDE CARGO STUFFS MAJOR SHIPPING LANE --- DELIVERS HUGE PAYLOAD!!" by galwednesday
Fandoms: Maritime RPF
25 Mar 2021
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"I'm so very glad," the Suez Canal said, acidly, "that we're doing this live. How convenient that we have minute-by-minute GPS updates so the whole world can see exactly how bad your aim is."
"There's no need for personal attacks," the Ever Given said with forced patience. "It's not like I did this on purpose."
"So fucking around and drawing a dick and balls in the Red Sea, that was, what, top-notch professional steering?"
"That was foreplay."
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27 Mar 2021
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In Zuko’s strict family, needing a tutor is just about the worst thing you could do. Failing a class, however, is even worse. The only rational solution? Take up Aang on his offer to find him a physics tutor and have Sokka—beautiful, smart, handsome Sokka—tutor him in secret.
When Azula’s arrival threatens to reveal Zuko’s secret, it’s up to Sokka to convince her this definitely isn’t what it looks like. See, he’s actually… Zuko’s… boyfriend?
Hmm. There’s no way this could get complicated, right?
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- English
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- 103,015
- Chapters:
- 16/16
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22 Nov 2020
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reluctance (yield with a grace to reason) by red0aktree
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender
03 Nov 2020
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Mai called off the wedding three weeks before Zuko was scheduled to marry. If that wasn't stressful enough, now Uncle Iroh was forcing him to take the honeymoon anyway. Alone. Or, perhaps not alone, if a certain someone can convince him that there's a better option.
AKA: Sokka and Zuko take a honeymoon to Europe even though they aren't married. A fake dating, friends-to-lovers AU because I'm a huge sucker for them.
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(( His father would hate it when he found out. He would certainly not approve of Zuko’s choice to romp through Europe with another man. And yet, there was nothing implicitly romantic about the trip. Sure, it was a honeymoon, but he and Sokka weren’t married. They were just two friends, who had accidentally made out a few times, who were going on a honeymoon together. While both single. ))
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- English
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- 26,229
- Chapters:
- 10/10
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11 Nov 2020
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Of Ironic Tinder Dates and Excellent Decision-Making by ThirdWavePorrimist
Fandoms: Homestuck, Avatar: The Last Airbender
04 Nov 2020
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Sokka, at loose ends and a bit mopey, browses Tinder and matches with a pretty girl in purple.
And because this girl is Rose Lalonde, the result is a torrent of snark, a challenge to a drinking contest, and a series of excellent decisions.
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04 Nov 2020
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The spirits can provide guidance for many things. In the Southern Water Tribe, it is traditional for those who near adulthood to ask the spirits to guide them to their soulmates, someone whose spirit completes their own.
Sokka doesn't believe in any of this spirit mumbo-jumbo, but spirit mumbo-jumbo has a habit of finding him, anyway.- Language:
- English
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- 39/?
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15 Oct 2020